Pornography: Use it in a sentence.

[DrMotorcity]

More classic rock, from the 30th anniversary re-issue (not to be confused with re-post) of Meatloaf's Bat Out of Hell:

Though its cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can look at Pornography by the dashboard light​

 

[DrMotorcity]

Celebrate! Dance to the music!

arty:

Today is...

Kitchen Sinko de Pornography!​

Be sure to uphold the spirit of the occasion by looking at every single bit of Pornography you have!!!

:jump:

arty:​

 

[britlover]

I'll simply use one of my favourite lines of dialogue from The Crow (1994):

"Abash the Devil stood, and felt how awful goodness is. He saw virture in her shape. How lovely, this Pornography ..." - said by T-Bird

- Brandon (britlover)

 

[DrMotorcity]

Overheard at a medical convention I recently attended that had been held at a prominent Michigan university:

Yep, spent another weekend in the Wayne County lock-up, an' the Ol' Lady dint even bother to bail me out 'til Mundy mornin', an' all cuz I got pulled over Fri-dee night and got arrested fer drivin' while bein' more than four times over the legal blood-Pornography limit! Shoot!

:eek:

 

[DrMotorcity]

Lyrics from the theme song of a famous 1960s television show:

No phone—no plane—no motorcar
Not a single luxury!
Like Robinson Crusoe
They didn't even have Pornography!

:eek:

 

[timjwhite]

Peter Griffin lets Chris Griffin look at pornography.

 

[DrMotorcity]

More classic rock from the Seventies!!!

Record album from pre-Eagle Joe Walsh:

The Smoker You Drink, the Pornography You Get​

And this popular song from that shotgun-totin', loin cloth-wearin', wild boar-chasin', red meat-eatin', [EDIT] mild-mannered man:

Cat Scratch Pornography​

:tongue:

 

[timjwhite]

Cliff Huxtable caught Theo Huxtable watching pornography then he gave him a lecture.

 

[DrMotorcity]

Motion picture classics!

Danny DeVito: Throw Pornography from the Train

Protagonist of the StarWars franchise: Luke Skypornographer

Evolutionary dialogue from an all-time classic: "Pornography again, Sam."

:rofl:

 

[DrMotorcity]

I got ripped-off when the "Stop Pornography" thread that was posted in the "ID" section was deleted before I even had a chance to reply!

:ban:​

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

 

[belfastsixpack]

"Living at home is such a DRAG,
Now your mom threw away your best porno MAG!.
(Busted!)"
-The Beastie Boys

 

[negator]

"our impulse towards pornography has been with us since thumbs were first opposable" - alan moore

 

[DrMotorcity]

"our impulse towards pornography has been with us since thumbs were first opposable" - alan moore

Neither one of my thumbs has anything against the other.

 

[negator]

"i have come to read pornography and kick ass; and i'm all out of pornography."
-roddy piper, they live

 

[JJzangel]

If it was not for Pornography I would not be writing this sentence.

 

[negator]

darth vader: your pornography's weak, old man.
obi-wan kenobi: if you strike me down, i shall become pornography that you could possibly imagine.

-star wars

 

[nerd]

Literature:
"Harry Potter & the goblet of pornography"

Movie quote (from Terminator 2):
- "Come with me, if you want pornography!"

Albums:
- Oasis: Definitely pornography
- Bad Religion: New maps of pornography
- Anti-Flag: for blood and pornography
- Bad Astronaut: Houston, we have a pornography problem
- Lagwagon: Let's talk about pornography

 

[negator]

"the needs of pornography outweigh the needs of the few."

-mr. spock, the wrath of khan

 

[dave_rhino]

"The path of the righteous pornography is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil pornography. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good pornography, shepherds the weak through the valley of pornography, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost pornography. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my pornography. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my pornography upon thee."

Jules, Pulp Fiction ( Ezekiel 25:17 )

 

[DrMotorcity]

I pornography the foo—

No, forget about that.
:o

I love it when the Pornography comes together!

You heard the Colonel!!!


:1orglaugh