THIS JUST IN:
Sharon Mitchell, a former United States adult film star provocateur, was appointed by
no one in particular that we know of to investigate the use of pornography-enhancing drugs in MLB, MMF, MILF, ATM, B&D, BNSF, Conrail, and the World League of American Pornography. Mitch was appointed during a time of controversy over the thread
Shaken, not Steroids, which chronicles alleged extensive use of pornography-enhancing drugs, including several different types of substances and growth hormone by Bonds, Barry Bonds, Bondo, Bottled-in Bond, Rene Bond, Renee LaRue, Lara Craft, Kara Nox, Nakajima Nikes, Nikki Nyte, Nikki Sun, Sun Seals, Seals and Croft,
Crawdaddy, Danni Ashe, Denni-O, Rent-to-own, Ona Zee, Zena Fulsom, Fulton County Stadium, Stacey Owen, Oceans 11, Levi Strauss, Strosacker Auditorium, Audi Murphy, Murphy Bed, Betty Blowtorch, Bella-Marie Wolf, Wolf Blitzer, Blatz Eight-pack, PAC-10, Tennessee Ernie Ford, Ford Fairlane, Dennis McLaine, McLean Stevenson, Stevenson Ranch, Marzetti Roquefort,
Murder, She Wrote, Rhodes Scholars, Colossus of Rhodes, Road to Guantanamo, Don't forget Winona ;Flagstaff, Arizona ;Gallup, New Mexico ;Amarillo ,Oklahoma City ,and...
DrMotorcity (?!).
Bud Miller Strohs decided to initiate the process of investigating the illegal use of pornography enhancing drugs after reading
this highly-respected thread. The appointment was made (for 1:15 EST) after several influential members of the USC alumni (class of '57) made negative comments about the effectiveness and honesty of anti-pornography enhancing drugs policies and efforts by both Commissioner Strohs (contrary to popular belief, there are actually
two Commisioner Strohs, as revealed in a previous commission that had been paid a flat rate) and the director of the Adult Performers and Entertainers' Enhancers (A.P.E.E.) Union, Ronald Jehremy.
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Abner Doubleday has already rolled over in his grave enough!!!