Pornography: Use it in a sentence.

[DrMotorcity]

Do you swear to tell the pornography, the whole pornography and nothing but the pornography, so help you all?

Yes, another fine post by HeartBreaker, the "Official Legal Counsel" of the "Pornography: Use it in a Sentence" thread.

Perry Mason, even Matlock...hah!

 

[HeartBroker]

"Do not arouse the wrath of the great and powerful Pornographer. I said come back tomorrow."

 

[DrMotorcity]

Gillan-era Black Sabbath: Disturbing the Pornography

:eek:

 

[HeartBroker]

Please turn to page 151 in your pornography book!

 

[BrooksAct]

I asked my mother to pass the pornography. I then asked to be excused.

 

[DrMotorcity]

Despite his much vaunted reputation as the “ace of aces,” and of being feared world wide throughout the aviation community as the “terror of the skies," Manfred Albrecht Freiherr von Richthofen would soon be humbled into submission and would eventually succomb to a fiery, violent death once his arch nemisis, RCAF Lt."Snoopy" Brown, took to the air in steadfast pursuit of him while at the controls of the much-celebrated Sopwith Pornography.

:violent:

Remember, you heard it here first.

 

[HeartBroker]

You should see all the pornography heads hanging around downtown just looking for a fix!

 

[DrMotorcity]

Classic British pub-rockers: Gram Pornography and the Rumour

Infectious and down-right annoying pop tune from Bobby McFerrin: Don’t worry, look at pornography.

 

[Smittmaestro]

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your pornography.

Pornography, thy name is woman.

Get thee to a pornography: why wouldst thou be a breeder of sinners?

-cs™

 

[HeartBroker]

"He wept because there was no more pornography to conquer."

 

[DrMotorcity]

Former guitarist of a hugely popular arena-rock act from the 70's:

Ace Pornographely​

 

[HeartBroker]

All we are is pornography in the wind.

 

[DrMotorcity]

“Yeppers, I thought that the worst thing that could happen to an ol’ timer like myself was to have my driver’s license taken away, especially since there ain’t an adult bookstore with in miles from here! But then I read about this new service for seniors listed in the church bulletin called ‘Pornographies on Wheels…’”

 

[Philbert]

You are hereby sentenced to a term of not less than 6 years and not more than 25 years for Possession of Donkey Pornography, persuant to statutes prohibiting the possession and viewing of such material. May God have mercy on your Donkey Fucking soul.
Bailiff, remove the prisoner....

 

[AFA]

Pornograhy: use it or abuse it!

 

[DrMotorcity]

You are hereby sentenced to a term of not less than 6 years and not more than 25 years for Possession of Donkey Pornography, persuant to statutes prohibiting the possession and viewing of such material. May God have mercy on your Donkey Fucking soul.
Bailiff, remove the prisoner....

Boy, is he strict! :uohs:

 

[Philbert]

Boy, is he strict! :uohs:

Yep, but at least he used the word "pornography" in the sentence.



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[HeartBroker]

You gotta lose your mind in pornography rock city!

 

[DrMotorcity]

You gotta lose your mind in pornography rock city!

YEAH!

 

[HeartBroker]

I SING the Body pornography;
The armies of those I love engirth me, and I engirth them;
They will not let me off till I go with them, respond to them,
And discorrupt them, and charge them full with the charge of the Soul.