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The first fuck I took was when I hit the ground
End up like a dog that's been touched too much
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Got in a little hometown jam
So they put a dildo in my hand
Sent me off to a foreign land
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Went down to see my V.D. man
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Pumping lube for the horny men
They're still there, he's all gone
He had a woman he loved in Saigon
I got a picture of him in her arms now
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Out by the gas fires of the "For The Curious"
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