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[ba3698]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

Good to know lol... did anybody believe that to begin with? :o

 

[squallumz]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

Good to know lol... did anybody believe that to begin with? :o

who said that?

 

[Lexx7]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

My eyes have gotten worse over the years - and I have masturbated during those years.... coincidence?...I sure hope so!

 

[RogueWolf]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

I was giong to psot in this tarhed...but it lokos lkie ervey chseey rlpey I culod tihnk of has been siad ardlaey.

 

[girls_wild]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

my eyesight after time has actually improved. i dunno if its a result of doing it. maybe

 

[D-rock]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

Yes it can. Just makes sure you have that thing pointed in a safe direction when it goes off. You don't want to poke somebody's eye out.

 

[Torre82]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

Ya know, if it wasnt for groups of lab tech's wasting money somewhere.. an old wife would actually tell a lot of cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit she is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?

~Cl. Gr., Ch. Va.

 

[Calm]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

i've heard everything from masturbation causes impotence to masturbation kills kittens

 

[slowhand]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

I'm blind Im blind.


Ok but I still like doing it.

 

[bodie54]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

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:1orglaugh:

 

[HMan1966]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

If it does, I should have been blind a long time ago.

 

[bigbadbrody]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

I can't read this thread, is there a blind persons version?

 

[Christmas_Ape]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

No blindness, but it does cause an erection.

 

[dick van cock]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

The initial question should have been more subtle to inspire a discussion:

How many of you use a Braille keyboard for typing?

 

[bigbadbrody]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

How many of you use a Braille keyboard for typing?

ooh ooh me me I do I do

 

[Sinder]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

well sometimes just for a minute, when he's doing it and cum gets in my eyes, does that count?

what i wanna know is, if it did, would anyone stop doing it?

 

[bigbadbrody]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

what i wanna know is, if it did, would anyone stop doing it?

heavens no

 

[JohnnyWorstcase]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

what i wanna know is, if it did, would anyone stop doing it?

heavens no

What would happen if it improved eyesight?

 

[bigbadbrody]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

What would happen if it improved eyesight?

I would have the power to see through time

 

[dog23]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

only if you get cum in your eye and then only for a second