Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

Where do you prefer to wank?

  • in bed

    Votes: 85 16.7%
  • at the computer

    Votes: 360 70.9%
  • in the shower

    Votes: 29 5.7%
  • other

    Votes: 34 6.7%

  • Total voters
    508
Re: Official 'I'm wanking' thread!

Actually, when I'm typing here I'm usually NOT wanking, I need both my hands.
 
Re: Official 'I'm wanking' thread!

Hmmm...lets see here... this is a porn based forum...so who isnt wanking here?? or rubbing, polishing, spanking, chocking, etc....:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: at some point of it?
 

slowhand

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Re: Official 'I'm wanking' thread!

You all keep all that wanking up and it will fall off. :rofl:
 
Re: Official 'I'm wanking' thread!

I'm not.

I come here to chat, not to wank.

Problem is....I usually have freeones on 2 different tabs at once....one reading the forums, the other looking up all the hotties everyone is talking about...:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
Non-conventional masturbation

Ever since I started playing with junior at the early age of 8, I never really attached myself to the conventional way of jacking off. You know what I mean - left/right hand stroking it's length, rubbing the head, etc.

My friends think I am weird because I use my offhand reversed (meaning palm faced down), I use socks, rubber bands, some icy hot on my nuts every now and then, and I even try it sitting on the bed with my arm under my left leg, to name a few.

Now I just wanna know if anyone else feels the same way that conventional masturbation can get boring sometimes and what they have done to try and make it more exciting, because I believe that compared to sex, it is easier to perfect masturbation since it only requires one's own talents and efforts and does not rely on another party's participation. What's your take on this? :nanner:
 

dave_rhino

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Re: Non-conventional masturbation

Maybe when I was younger, these days I try to keep actual sex fun and interesting, no need to concentrate on masturbation.
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
Re: Non-conventional masturbation

This thread should have been called:
"How do you stroke it?"
 

member006

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Re: Non-conventional masturbation

Ever since I started playing with junior at the early age of 8, I never really attached myself to the conventional way of jacking off. You know what I mean - left/right hand stroking it's length, rubbing the head, etc.

My friends think I am weird because I use my offhand reversed (meaning palm faced down), I use socks, rubber bands, some icy hot on my nuts every now and then, and I even try it sitting on the bed with my arm under my left leg, to name a few.

Now I just wanna know if anyone else feels the same way that conventional masturbation can get boring sometimes and what they have done to try and make it more exciting, because I believe that compared to sex, it is easier to perfect masturbation since it only requires one's own talents and efforts and does not rely on another party's participation. What's your take on this? :nanner:

I love the meat of your thread and wording. (no pun) Worded much better than the other 15 on masturbation. I however am curious as to why you would discuss these things with your rl friends. Or am I misunderstanding? I just feel some things are personal to a degree. Maybe with men its just a different mindset? On here is discussing with "strangers" obtaining others opinion sometimes on things can be very helpful (not saying masturbation per se mind you) I do realize that. :hatsoff:

LL
 
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