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Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?
Nobody would ever have to buy any expensive night vision equipment.
Nobody would ever have to buy any expensive night vision equipment.
Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?
And viagra sales would quadruple to old people with glaucoma. :spump:
And viagra sales would quadruple to old people with glaucoma. :spump:
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?
Does masturbation cause blindness? Only for the people who are watching me do it.
I have the physique of a bowling pin and my penis hasn't grown since my mothers first ultrasound.
Does masturbation cause blindness? Only for the people who are watching me do it.
I have the physique of a bowling pin and my penis hasn't grown since my mothers first ultrasound.
om3ga
It's good to be the king...
Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?
Finally an adult motion picture has the courage to reveal the truth about masturbation
Seriously though (from ye olde wikipedia):
Benefits
It is held in many mental health circles that masturbation can relieve depression, stress and lead to a higher sense of self-worth (Hurlbert & Whittaker, 1991). Masturbation can also be particularly useful in relationships where one partner wants more sex than the other — in which case masturbation provides a balancing effect and thus a more harmonious relationship.
In 2003, an Australian research team led by Graham Giles of The Cancer Council Australia concluded that frequent masturbation by males appears to help prevent the development of prostate cancer. The study also indicated that this would be more helpful than ejaculation through sexual intercourse because intercourse can transmit diseases that may increase the risk of cancer instead. Also, frequent ejaculation is more easily obtained and sustained over time with the aid of masturbation.
A study published in 1997 found an inverse association between death from coronary heart disease and frequency of orgasm even given the risk that myocardial ischaemia and myocardial infarction can be triggered by sexual activity. Excerpt, "The association between frequency or orgasm and all cause mortality was also examined using the midpoint of each response category recoded as number of orgasms per year. The age adjusted odds ratio for an increase of 100 orgasms per year was 0.64 (0.44 to 0.95)." That is, a difference between any two subjects appeared when one subject ejaculated at around two or more more times per week than the other. Assuming a broad range average of between 3-5 ejaculations per week for a healthy males, this would mean 5 to 7 ejaculations per week. This is consistant with a 2003 Australia article on the benefits against prostate cancer which is referenced elsewhere in this web page. Source {"Sex and death: are they related? Findings from the Caerphilly cohort study", BMJ 1997;315:1641-1644 (20 December)}
Masturbation is also seen as a sexual technique that protects individuals from the risk of contracting sexually transmitted diseases. Support for such a view, and for making it part of the American sex education curriculum, led to the dismissal of US Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders during the Clinton administration.
Many people see masturbation as an effective, natural cure for insomnia. Sexual climax, from masturbation or otherwise, leaves one in a relaxed and contented state. This is frequently followed closely by drowsiness and sleep - particularly when one masturbates in bed.
Some people actually consider masturbation as a cardiovascular workout. And while doctors have no proof of this actually being true, those suffering from cardiovascular disorders (particularly those recovering from myocardial infarction, or heart attacks) should resume physical activity (including sexual intercourse and masturbation) gradually and with the frequency and rigor which their physical status will allow. Some doctors will advise those recovering from heart attacks to abstain from sexual activity (solitary or with a partner) until one is able to climb two flights of stairs without experiencing shortness of breath or chest pain. This limitation can serve as encouragement to follow through with physical therapy sessions to help improve endurance.
Finally an adult motion picture has the courage to reveal the truth about masturbation
Seriously though (from ye olde wikipedia):
Benefits
It is held in many mental health circles that masturbation can relieve depression, stress and lead to a higher sense of self-worth (Hurlbert & Whittaker, 1991). Masturbation can also be particularly useful in relationships where one partner wants more sex than the other — in which case masturbation provides a balancing effect and thus a more harmonious relationship.
In 2003, an Australian research team led by Graham Giles of The Cancer Council Australia concluded that frequent masturbation by males appears to help prevent the development of prostate cancer. The study also indicated that this would be more helpful than ejaculation through sexual intercourse because intercourse can transmit diseases that may increase the risk of cancer instead. Also, frequent ejaculation is more easily obtained and sustained over time with the aid of masturbation.
A study published in 1997 found an inverse association between death from coronary heart disease and frequency of orgasm even given the risk that myocardial ischaemia and myocardial infarction can be triggered by sexual activity. Excerpt, "The association between frequency or orgasm and all cause mortality was also examined using the midpoint of each response category recoded as number of orgasms per year. The age adjusted odds ratio for an increase of 100 orgasms per year was 0.64 (0.44 to 0.95)." That is, a difference between any two subjects appeared when one subject ejaculated at around two or more more times per week than the other. Assuming a broad range average of between 3-5 ejaculations per week for a healthy males, this would mean 5 to 7 ejaculations per week. This is consistant with a 2003 Australia article on the benefits against prostate cancer which is referenced elsewhere in this web page. Source {"Sex and death: are they related? Findings from the Caerphilly cohort study", BMJ 1997;315:1641-1644 (20 December)}
Masturbation is also seen as a sexual technique that protects individuals from the risk of contracting sexually transmitted diseases. Support for such a view, and for making it part of the American sex education curriculum, led to the dismissal of US Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders during the Clinton administration.
Many people see masturbation as an effective, natural cure for insomnia. Sexual climax, from masturbation or otherwise, leaves one in a relaxed and contented state. This is frequently followed closely by drowsiness and sleep - particularly when one masturbates in bed.
Some people actually consider masturbation as a cardiovascular workout. And while doctors have no proof of this actually being true, those suffering from cardiovascular disorders (particularly those recovering from myocardial infarction, or heart attacks) should resume physical activity (including sexual intercourse and masturbation) gradually and with the frequency and rigor which their physical status will allow. Some doctors will advise those recovering from heart attacks to abstain from sexual activity (solitary or with a partner) until one is able to climb two flights of stairs without experiencing shortness of breath or chest pain. This limitation can serve as encouragement to follow through with physical therapy sessions to help improve endurance.
Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?
Great combo a very funny link and text with the truth,great post:thumbsup:
Finally an adult motion picture has the courage to reveal the truth about masturbation
Seriously though (from ye olde wikipedia):
Benefits
It is held in many mental health circles that masturbation can relieve depression, stress and lead to a higher sense of self-worth (Hurlbert & Whittaker, 1991). Masturbation can also be particularly useful in relationships where one partner wants more sex than the other — in which case masturbation provides a balancing effect and thus a more harmonious relationship.
In 2003, an Australian research team led by Graham Giles of The Cancer Council Australia concluded that frequent masturbation by males appears to help prevent the development of prostate cancer. The study also indicated that this would be more helpful than ejaculation through sexual intercourse because intercourse can transmit diseases that may increase the risk of cancer instead. Also, frequent ejaculation is more easily obtained and sustained over time with the aid of masturbation.
A study published in 1997 found an inverse association between death from coronary heart disease and frequency of orgasm even given the risk that myocardial ischaemia and myocardial infarction can be triggered by sexual activity. Excerpt, "The association between frequency or orgasm and all cause mortality was also examined using the midpoint of each response category recoded as number of orgasms per year. The age adjusted odds ratio for an increase of 100 orgasms per year was 0.64 (0.44 to 0.95)." That is, a difference between any two subjects appeared when one subject ejaculated at around two or more more times per week than the other. Assuming a broad range average of between 3-5 ejaculations per week for a healthy males, this would mean 5 to 7 ejaculations per week. This is consistant with a 2003 Australia article on the benefits against prostate cancer which is referenced elsewhere in this web page. Source {"Sex and death: are they related? Findings from the Caerphilly cohort study", BMJ 1997;315:1641-1644 (20 December)}
Masturbation is also seen as a sexual technique that protects individuals from the risk of contracting sexually transmitted diseases. Support for such a view, and for making it part of the American sex education curriculum, led to the dismissal of US Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders during the Clinton administration.
Many people see masturbation as an effective, natural cure for insomnia. Sexual climax, from masturbation or otherwise, leaves one in a relaxed and contented state. This is frequently followed closely by drowsiness and sleep - particularly when one masturbates in bed.
Some people actually consider masturbation as a cardiovascular workout. And while doctors have no proof of this actually being true, those suffering from cardiovascular disorders (particularly those recovering from myocardial infarction, or heart attacks) should resume physical activity (including sexual intercourse and masturbation) gradually and with the frequency and rigor which their physical status will allow. Some doctors will advise those recovering from heart attacks to abstain from sexual activity (solitary or with a partner) until one is able to climb two flights of stairs without experiencing shortness of breath or chest pain. This limitation can serve as encouragement to follow through with physical therapy sessions to help improve endurance.
Great combo a very funny link and text with the truth,great post:thumbsup:
Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?
I am not sure if the truth about masturbation was revealed to me,
but I had a divine insight with the "show me you(')r a nut" scene.
I am not sure if the truth about masturbation was revealed to me,
but I had a divine insight with the "show me you(')r a nut" scene.
Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?
Masturbation will not cause blindness. But be careful and use tissues or paper towels if you’re outside. If you spill your seed on the ground God will smite you. Apparently spillage on a wall or ceiling is alright. See Genesis 38: 9-10 –The sin of Onan
Masturbation will not cause blindness. But be careful and use tissues or paper towels if you’re outside. If you spill your seed on the ground God will smite you. Apparently spillage on a wall or ceiling is alright. See Genesis 38: 9-10 –The sin of Onan
Re: best music video to jerk off to
candy by mandy moore...blow job time.
Faith Hill, i think it's called 'working,' she's a waitress and squirts catsup and mustard into her pretty mouth at the same time...HOT!
candy by mandy moore...blow job time.
Faith Hill, i think it's called 'working,' she's a waitress and squirts catsup and mustard into her pretty mouth at the same time...HOT!
Robyn_Hood
Banned
Re: best music video to jerk off to
Any Music video with bare-breast babes, or full frontal.
Any Music video with bare-breast babes, or full frontal.
Re: best music video to jerk off to
Any one of these from LISA ANN
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=MungaDude01
Any one of these from LISA ANN
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=MungaDude01
DrMotorcity
Don Trump calls me Pornography Man
Re: Non-conventional masturbation
Let us not forget a technique that is more prominent in the National League known as the "double switch."
:eek:
Of course, not to be out done, the "Junior" league vaunts their prowess with the more fan-friendly "DM."
Also these days, it is not uncommon for "Bobble-head Masturbation Night" to be held on mid-week games against division rivals.
Remember, you heard it here first.
Let us not forget a technique that is more prominent in the National League known as the "double switch."
:eek:
Of course, not to be out done, the "Junior" league vaunts their prowess with the more fan-friendly "DM."
Also these days, it is not uncommon for "Bobble-head Masturbation Night" to be held on mid-week games against division rivals.
Remember, you heard it here first.
Re: Non-conventional masturbation
I heard a story once about US soldiers in the Gulf Conflict (episode 1) used to get bored down in the foxholes so they'd slap gun oil on their johnsons and beat off, I never looked at gun oil the same way since, but understand why gun freaks are always smiling.
I whack off the regular way, never gets boring, as evidenced by the 3 times already today I loosened off a salvo and I'm thinking of making it 4 times......
I heard a story once about US soldiers in the Gulf Conflict (episode 1) used to get bored down in the foxholes so they'd slap gun oil on their johnsons and beat off, I never looked at gun oil the same way since, but understand why gun freaks are always smiling.
I whack off the regular way, never gets boring, as evidenced by the 3 times already today I loosened off a salvo and I'm thinking of making it 4 times......
Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?
hmm... i remember it well
must have been lanny barbie
man she is hot
http://www.pumpthatass.com
i caught my brother looking at it
so later i was all like SCHWING!!!
hmm... i remember it well
must have been lanny barbie
man she is hot
http://www.pumpthatass.com
i caught my brother looking at it
so later i was all like SCHWING!!!
