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[AFA]

Re: National Masturbation Month

He's either got, or had :dunno: The Jimmy Kimmel show. I don't know if it's still on.

H

Yes that's still on. He might still do both?

 

[slowhand]

Re: National Masturbation Month

Well I thought he did wasnt for sure.



I used to watch the man show.

 

[holycrap]

Re: National Masturbation Month

That's the most sincere thing I've heard in a long time. :crying:

It's always had jerkoffs run in the past, but the Presidential campaign is coming up and depending on how much you raise you might consider making a contribution? :dunno:

Wow, that's ironic, because that's the least sincere thing I've typed in a long time. (Well, except for the "raising money" part)

And I'm pretty sure Jimmy Kimmel left the Man Show a few years ago. They replaced him and the other guy with that guy from Fear Factor and another guy (hope I was vague enough for you). Anyways, the newer Man Show kind of sucked.

 

[bigbadbrody]

Re: National Masturbation Month

If only I had a dime for every time I masturbated...

 

[Sin After Sin]

Re: National Masturbation Month

Now this is my kind of month!

 

[ZoWhat]

Re: National Masturbation Month

Jimmy Kimmel doesn't do the Man Show anymore does he?
http://www.g4tv.com/themanshow/index.html

I loved that show. Kinda sad that it ended.

Ziggy Zoggy

Ziggy Zoggy, Ziggy Zoggy
Oi! Oi! Oi!
Ziggy Zoggy, Ziggy Zoggy
Oi! Oi! Oi!
(repeat)

 

[pathfinder]

Re: National Masturbation Month

Looks like I'm due about 17 years of back pay

 

[ForgottenSeraph]

Re: National Masturbation Month

So what special thing are we supposed to do during Masturbation Month to make it different from say, February? :dunno:

No kidding...:rofl:

 

[don_equis]

Re: National Masturbation Month

YES FINALLY ITS TRUE!!!:nanner: :nanner:

 

[member006]

Re: National Masturbation Month

Do it on your knees, shoulder to the bed, looking through your legs in the mirror behind you. Kahunas flapping in the wind while you sing "Kumbaya" in Spanish. Oh yeah and have your best friend film it all and send it to me.

You asked.

LL

You couldn't possibly forward those lyrics to me...I..er..just want to look over them, out of curiosity.

Kumbaya, mi señor, kumbaya Kumbaya, mi señor, kumbaya Kumbaya, mi señor, señor del kumbaya O, kumbaya alguien que ríe, señor, kumbaya alguien que ríe, señor, kumbaya alguien que ríe, señor, señor del kumbaya O, kumbaya alguien que grita, señor, kumbaya alguien que grita, señor, kumbaya alguien que grita, señor, señor del kumbaya O, kumbaya alguien que ruega, señor, kumbaya alguien que ruega, señor, kumbaya alguien que ruega, señor, señor del kumbaya O, kumbaya alguien que canta, señor, kumbaya alguien que canta, señor, kumbaya alguien que canta, señor, señor del kumbaya O, kumbaya Kumbaya, mi señor, kumbaya Kumbaya, mi señor, kumbaya Kumbaya, mi señor, señor del kumbaya O, kumbaya

Ah..Just as well you know them AFA

*taps foot loudly* I'm waiting!!! Wheres my vid?

LL

 

[tunsty]

Re: National Masturbation Month

*taps foot loudly* I'm waiting!!! Wheres my vid?

LL

They're more complex lyrics than I thought..

 

[D-rock]

Re: National Masturbation Month

They're more complex lyrics than I thought..

I think that means he needs you to come over and hold up some cards for him to read off of while he's doing it.

 

[member006]

Re: National Masturbation Month

I think that means he needs you to come over and hold up some cards for him to read off of while he's doing it.

OK, now it all makes sense. Thanks D.

LL

 

[om3ga]

Re: National Masturbation Month

Why do I keep thinking about "the truth behind masturbation" sequence from Catholic High School Girls in Trouble (Kentucky Fried Movie), when I read this thread?

:1orglaugh

 

[AFA]

Re: National Masturbation Month

This is as far as I got.
I can choke the chicken and take the picture but I can't choke the chicken, take the picture and read the lyrics all at the same time. :jester:

 

[bodie54]

Re: National Masturbation Month

(lmao @ the pic)

LL - I don't know why, but it would seem AFA is holding out on you. After all, just recently he stated....

I like to masturbate while I smoke and drive. One hand on the cigarette the other on my willie. So, I have to steer with my left foot while I step on the gas with the right. It's pretty awkward but you get used to it.

Are we to believe he can manage all of that, yet not the much less complicated act you've requested?

 

[AFA]

Re: National Masturbation Month

:rofl:

 

[D-rock]

Re: National Masturbation Month

LL - I don't know why, but it would seem AFA is holding out on you.

Rumor has it he demands a multi-year contract with her about doing this otherwise he's going somewhere else.

 

[member006]

Re: National Masturbation Month

This is as far as I got.
I can choke the chicken and take the picture but I can't choke the chicken, take the picture and read the lyrics all at the same time. :jester:

*right click save* Another for my collection.

(lmao @ the pic)

LL - I don't know why, but it would seem AFA is holding out on you. After all, just recently he stated....

I like to masturbate while I smoke and drive. One hand on the cigarette the other on my willie. So, I have to steer with my left foot while I step on the gas with the right. It's pretty awkward but you get used to it.

Are we to believe he can manage all of that, yet not the much less complicated act you've requested?

I got that same feeling. ummmm

:rofl:

Laugh while ye' can.

Rumor has it he demands a multi-year contract with her about doing this otherwise he's going somewhere else.

Under negotiations as we type.

LL

 

[bodie54]

Re: National Masturbation Month

Under negotiations as we type.

LOL

Press your advantage, LL

If need be, remind him that he completely abandoned you on the Perry Mason thread!