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[titlicker]

Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

Ginger Lynn, in "Club Ginger." Not a great movie, but the first I ever saw. She did an anal scene, a strap-on, and a cowgirl scene, none of which I had ever seen before. She's still one of the hottest non-enhanced stars out there.

 

[britlover]

Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

I can first remember Poonies with Ginger Lynn, and years later, one of the next was Roxanne Hall with Ron Jeremy in a vid I stole from one of my other brothers called Interview: Foreign Affair.

Roxanne was really young and hot ...

 

[satrap]

Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

Gina Lynn first and only!!!!!!!!!

http://pornstartime.com/gals/JJ/012roz/index_mia.html

 

[holycrap]

National Masturbation Month

Just came across this and found out that May is National Masturbation Month. Apparently you can get donations for every minute spent jacking, so get over to Mom's house and have her sponser you. So get jerking pervs!
Official website:
http://www.masturbate-a-thon.com/index.php
(CAUTION: turn down your volume or you'll hear a very loud and funny masturbation song)

Article from Eros-zine:
http://www.eros-guide.com/articles/2007-05-01/masturbate-a-thon0501/

So, who wants to give me a donation?

 

[member006]

Re: National Masturbation Month

Oh, this thread is going to be fun. I remember last year.

LL

 

[holycrap]

Re: National Masturbation Month

Damn Ladylove, missed it last year. And if I had known about this in my teen years, I could have ended world hunger, racism, war, cancer, and psoriasis by my 16th birthday.

 

[tunsty]

Re: National Masturbation Month

So...I'll have to jack off about ten times a day?

Listen, there is no way..NO WAY, am I cutting my habit down to ten-a-day.

 

[holycrap]

Re: National Masturbation Month

So...I'll have to jack off about ten times a day?

Listen, there is no way..NO WAY, am I cutting my habit down to ten-a-day.

Ten times a day? Are you kidding me Tunsty?
I cut back to twelve times a day a while back and started getting the shakes. Just make sure you have a sponser for each time you go at it, or you're not doing your part to cure society's ills.

 

[slowhand]

Re: National Masturbation Month

Doe's that mean I have to buy more lube.

 

[D-rock]

Re: National Masturbation Month

Don't they usually do these types of things to bring awareness to something that needs it or to get people to do something they normally don't do? Somehow I think the world has already got this one covered.

 

[Iamforever]

Re: National Masturbation Month

its also a time to remember those who have it a lot tougher than you do. when we all make fun of whackers, just remember those who have no hands to whack with. so your next whacking session, say a prayer for those who cant whack it tonight.






















:rofl:

 

[AFA]

Re: National Masturbation Month

So what special thing are we supposed to do during Masturbation Month to make it different from say, February? :dunno:

 

[Iamforever]

Re: National Masturbation Month

So what special thing are we supposed to do during Masturbation Month to make it different from say, February? :dunno:

mutual masturbation. :thumbsup:

 

[member006]

Re: National Masturbation Month

So what special thing are we supposed to do during Masturbation Month to make it different from say, February? :dunno:

Do it on your knees, shoulder to the bed, looking through your legs in the mirror behind you. Kahunas flapping in the wind while you sing "Kumbaya" in Spanish. Oh yeah and have your best friend film it all and send it to me.

You asked.

LL

 

[Christmas_Ape]

Re: National Masturbation Month

Wow, it's still early, I thought the title of this topic was, "National Masturbation Mouth"

 

[hedonis]

Re: National Masturbation Month

Don't they usually do these types of things to bring awareness to something that needs it or to get people to do something they normally don't do? Somehow I think the world has already got this one covered.

Yes, it's true. They already have a handle on this one. :thumbsup:

H

 

[AFA]

Re: National Masturbation Month

Yes, it's true. They already have a handle on this one. :thumbsup:

H

It's for the benefit of all those closet masturbators. They want to come out in public, be accepted, have equal rights and not to have to hide anymore. :jester:

 

[tunsty]

Re: National Masturbation Month

Kahunas flapping in the wind while you sing "Kumbaya" in Spanish.

LL

You couldn't possibly forward those lyrics to me...I..er..just want to look over them, out of curiosity.

 

[tunsty]

Re: National Masturbation Month

It's for the benefit of all those closet masturbators. They want to come out in public, be accepted, have equal rights and not to have to hide anymore. :jester:

I'm a closet masturbator..also bathroom, bedroom, garden shed, library...

 

[AFA]

Re: National Masturbation Month

You couldn't possibly forward those lyrics to me...I..er..just want to look over them, out of curiosity.

Kumbaya, mi señor, kumbaya Kumbaya, mi señor, kumbaya Kumbaya, mi señor, señor del kumbaya O, kumbaya alguien que ríe, señor, kumbaya alguien que ríe, señor, kumbaya alguien que ríe, señor, señor del kumbaya O, kumbaya alguien que grita, señor, kumbaya alguien que grita, señor, kumbaya alguien que grita, señor, señor del kumbaya O, kumbaya alguien que ruega, señor, kumbaya alguien que ruega, señor, kumbaya alguien que ruega, señor, señor del kumbaya O, kumbaya alguien que canta, señor, kumbaya alguien que canta, señor, kumbaya alguien que canta, señor, señor del kumbaya O, kumbaya Kumbaya, mi señor, kumbaya Kumbaya, mi señor, kumbaya Kumbaya, mi señor, señor del kumbaya O, kumbaya