Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

Where do you prefer to wank?

  • in bed

    Votes: 85 16.7%
  • at the computer

    Votes: 360 70.9%
  • in the shower

    Votes: 29 5.7%
  • other

    Votes: 34 6.7%

  • Total voters
    508
Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

Ginger Lynn, and she can still get me off, quite easily
 
Re: jerking off to TV news anchors

First of all, no! Although I do fancy these two beauties: Grainne Seoige 1 and 2 and Claire Byrne 1, 2 and 3.
Do some of you really jerk off during the news? That's scary. Maybe try watching it, in hopes you may hear something that may generate an idea to start a thread here that may have a point.
If it's an intelligent point that you're looking for LadyLove, then check out this news link on Sex cues ruin men's decisiveness
It seems that it's ALL down to the hormones. And I do mean just about ALL! (housework, laundry, asking for directions...) ;) There's been similar studies where men are asked to watch, coincidentally enough, news reports and later were asked to recount as much of the report as possible. The more attractive they found the female in the report, the less they could recall. So it seems that the sequence goes a little something like this:

sees hot babe > turned on > pre-frontal cortex disengage > hand in pants

what good is the gathered data on such a question?
... I really don't care why any of you would feel the need to know/share this info with other men and in the same breath call female fickle and hard to understand.
Kinda like a teen mag letters page about 'the funny feelings in my private place when teacher bends over' ... except for adults. :D

Sorry to ramble on and no offense

:hatsoff: Carry on.
ditto


Cain.
 

Smittmaestro

Center of the fothermucking universe
Re: jerking off to TV news anchors

Ann Curry

-cs™
 

dick van cock

Closed Account
Re: jerking off to TV news anchors

In advance: When I watch the news, I watch the news. No jerking off to mutilated corpses and the latest beheading of a Western hostage whilst hoping to see Natasha Kaplinsky again...

But there are two nice ladies on CNN that I like to look at:

- Paula Hancocks

- Monita Rajpal
 

MRPIMPN4EVA

Banned
Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

Probably Anne Malle.
 

member006

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Re: jerking off to TV news anchors

How the hell did this get here again? lol Anywho.

I watch more news than anyone and I don't rubb out to anyone on my TV.
 
Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

thats a tough question...it was either...briana banks...tia bella...or krystal steal...one of the three


You are either a young or a later starter...lol well I did to the back then greatest blonde of the 80's Amber Lynn!
 
Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

I've done some research and found out who starred in the movie I was watching when I blew my first load and it was some women that go by the name of Flame, Courtney and Marissa Malibu. The Movie...Will and Ed's Excellant Boner Christmas. There was also another seen in there with Sean Michaels and Marissa Malibu.

First famous pornstar that I rubbed out to...Tiffany Towers out of the Hustler Busty Beauties. It was a set where she was on the beach with some sort of blue feathered operation on. I must have punched the clown 400 times to that set.
 
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