Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

[BNF]

Re: how much masturbation is too much

Seriously how much masturbation is too much?:dunno:

When you ask that kind of question on a mesage board.

 

[Tgunz262]

Re: how much masturbation is too much

Is it still attached? Well then, what's the problem? Just don't tell us how much you do.

 

[qweretyuiopas@]

Re: how much masturbation is too much

Where is tunsty? This looks like another crazy thread he would like. BNF Poggy and Seraphim's comments were the funniest lol

 

[stek1983]

Re: how much masturbation is too much

when you don't even realise you're doing it

 

[TheSatyrIcon]

Re: how much masturbation is too much

Too much masturbation is when you think masterbating in public is a good idea....

or you stop having sex with someone to masterbate....thats usually a tip off that you do it too much

The Satyr Icon

 

[Gordar]

Re: how much masturbation is too much

when you don't even realise you're doing it

Damn, I'm doing it too much!

 

[grannopal]

Re: how much masturbation is too much

I've got friction burns... need to buy lubricant
<_<

 

[dirac]

Re: how much masturbation is too much

Too much is when you have arms like Pop-eye's.

 

[Farbeyondme]

Re: how much masturbation is too much

When you date a girl and ask for a preview plus free trial !

 

[member2686]

Re: how much masturbation is too much

ROFLMGDFAO!!!!!

You should post that in the "best advice" thread!!!! :thumbsup:

:nanner:

When you ask that kind of question on a mesage board.

 

[JiDoKwan]

Re: how much masturbation is too much

In all seriousness:
The only time I see anything wrong with masturbation, aside from at the dinner table during the holidays, is when masturbation becomes more pleasurable/desired than actual sexual intercourse with a partner.

Meaning if you'd rather spank it by yourself than go hit it with somebody you got a problem.

 

[stek1983]

Re: how much masturbation is too much

1. when you start most sentences with "I'd just had a wank..."
2. when you actually make time and plan a wank
3. when you lose count of how many you've done today
4. you see a girl and instead of saying "ohh, i'd fuck her" you say "ohh, i'd wank over her"

 

[bjbj69]

Re: Where and When did you first jerk off and cum?

During the summer I had be mowing the for my aunt. Well my cousin had a whole bunch of Playboys. I had never seen one. I stole a few from him. I was 11. I was in middle school. Which started later than the regular school. After my sister left that morning. I started look and you know what happens next

 

[bravado]

Re: Where and When did you first jerk off and cum?

Actually, my 1st girlfried gave me the pleasure to feel my 1st ejac... That was disturbing and amazing aat the same time...

It's actually a weird sensation when you feel it "coming" for the 1st time...:dunno:

 

[giv]

Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

Lisa DeLeeuw or Erica Boyer

 

[phoenix7]

Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

The first pornstar I can remember would be Nina Hartley. And she still looks awesome.

 

[efeezy]

Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

I remember having some cool magazines first, but the first porn star in a move would have been Christy Canyon also. I like the new talent, but she's still my fav for a jerk now and again.

 

[skwerly1]

Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

seka and Annette Haven. swedish erotica

 

[pussyman69]

Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

That would be samantha strong.She was pretty hot back in the mid eighties,as were the lynn girls,i would have spanked it to them in the early teenage years also!

 

[iluvbgtits]

Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

a stripper on a show called "with a touch of Burlesque." i could time it to let loose right when she revealed her boobs at very end...tee he.

not really a porn star, but she was naked, so who cares....lol