Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

Where do you prefer to wank?

  • in bed

    Votes: 85 16.7%

  • at the computer

    Votes: 360 70.9%

  • in the shower

    Votes: 29 5.7%

  • other

    Votes: 34 6.7%
  • Total voters
    508
domshooter

domshooter

Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?

HERO2 said:
I got a ph d in masterbation.


for extra, extra kink- get ass very numbed with ice and melt ice cube down into smoother shape, push it inside ass, let melt...will make you very, very hard
for more adventure, can add a second and third ice cube
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doesnt that have the potential to harm your anus? i mean lots of cold on the inside? though your body temp may overcome it

and what the hell is ball busting?
 
Jagger69

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?

superfly2 said:
Do a little experimenting. Keep in mind that there in a spot in your ass (prostate?) that, when stimulated properly, can give incredible orgasms. Try first with your finger, then move up to inserting larger objects like cucumbers inside your ass right before you cum. Then tell us how it went. :)

*EDIT*
I know my conscience is going to bother me...
The part about stimulating the prostate(?) is true, but don't actually stick a cucumber up your ass. I was only kidding ;)
Well, you can if you want to, but I wouldn't advise it.
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Yes....a cantaloupe works much better and gives an INCREDIBLE orgasm!

:dunno: :dunno: :dunno:
 
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n00bs

Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?

Respect:
Do not attack people's relationships, appearence or way of life.
 
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julian999

Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?

Here's one example of how to make your own fake vagina:

Take two plastic bags (2 litres, transparent, the kind used for storing food etc), spread them out, put one on top of the other and tape them together at the edges (use masking tape). Then fill the bags with warm water (not hot, but definitely warm) and tie the ends together. Needless to say, use lots of lube.

It feels very close to the real thing and possibly is just as good as the expensive vaginas you can buy in porn shops (I haven't tried one of those, though, so I can't say for sure). Try this, you will not be disappointed!
 
om3ga

om3ga

It's good to be the king...
Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?

********** said:
Do you have a problem with homosexuality? :ban:
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Welcome back anyway..............:wave:
 
poggy

poggy

Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?

julian999 said:
Here's one example of how to make your own fake vagina:

Take two plastic bags (2 litres, transparent, the kind used for storing food etc), spread them out, put one on top of the other and tape them together at the edges (use masking tape). Then fill the bags with warm water (not hot, but definitely warm) and tie the ends together. Needless to say, use lots of lube.

It feels very close to the real thing and possibly is just as good as the expensive vaginas you can buy in porn shops (I haven't tried one of those, though, so I can't say for sure). Try this, you will not be disappointed!
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Wonder if they ever tried doing this on Blue Peter (a kids tv show in the UK)
 
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member20672

Closed Account
Re: Does anyone still jerk off to Jenna Jameson?

Ummmm....how to answer. I'm sure there are still thousands of people spanking the one eyed monkey to Jenna, but we don't need a thread to hear about it:2 cents:
 
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member2686

Banned
Re: Does anyone still jerk off to Jenna Jameson?

Well, at least he didn't ask HOW anyone jerked off, or what it smelled like or tasted like, or, if they came in the woods on a scouting trip and no one else was around to hear, did they really cum? lmao :rolleyes:

Jenna lost my sexual interest after two movies back in the 90s. She's a beautiful woman and has done (and continues to do) wonders for the world of erotica and porn, but she just never did much for me after I saw who else was out there - it's a personal tastes thing. I certainly admire and respect her work and accomplishments, but she doesn't float my sexual boat. :2 cents:
 
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McRocket

Banned
Re: Does anyone still jerk off to Jenna Jameson?

I did before I did a 'karma purge' of almost all of my porn. But only her older stuff. Her new stuff seems to be her performing with someone but looking at the camera for 70% of the time.
It 's not that she was so gorgeous before. Take a look at a profile of her face from 5 or 6 years ago and her today. She had a bumpy nose and a BIG overbite. Today she had her face 'fixed'. But she was - to me - SO sexy. Those big, pretty boobs. That I'm-not-ridiculously-skinny body. And mostly that amazing gal-next-door-face; bumpy nose, overbite and all. And she was such a great performer and actress - imo.
Now, she is more like a diva then a performer. And although she has cut back on the huge amount of eye makeup and gone back to brown hair (both of which look much better to me). She was, for me, at her peak years ago.

So yes, I do/did/would. But to her older stuff.
 
gotanassfetish

gotanassfetish

Re: Does anyone still jerk off to Jenna Jameson?

Uh...yeah! Jenna is still beautiful with an amazing body. I watched "I Dream of Jenna" yesterday. She is so hot in that movie. Shes still the Queen. I agree with Incentive: we need new vids of her.
 
cabey

cabey

Re: Does anyone still jerk off to Jenna Jameson?

Im not into her at all , but i'm not into US porn anyway (to many fake tits and to much bleach blond hair for my taste) i like european porn like what the french and the dutch do and especially the eastern europeans, i find these women have a natural sexual attrctiveness. I 'm not bagging the US because I use to love the Buttman films. Its just my own opinion.
Its all good:rolleyes:
:) :nanner: :)
 
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