My thoughts on God

"God" is product of imagination of weak and dependant people, who are prone to submission
 
was ass milton that rape thread guy if so yes im happy he got banned ....

yes i belive in god but it is a touchy subject , i question my faith and wonder why bad things happen to good people and bad people get ahead in life its one thing i dont understand . i also belive in karma yes just like my name is earl . i help this really old lady that lives near me she was gonna give me some money to rake her yard i said no its ok my pleasure to do people are under tough times . well i went to the store to get some food got out of the car and there laid a 20 dollar bill now that my friend is either luck or karma
 
God is my intelligent designer. He made me with a dodgy appendix, painful teeth shedding and growing, and enough sperm to impregnate China on a daily basis. This excess sperm is always looking for a way to get out, but God's rule is that this is sinful.

God has created me with original sin, for which I can be punished for all eternity. His intelligent design also means that when I stand, my hand falls near my groin, and when I lie down my hand STILL falls near my groin. And yet I must never touch myself, despite the fact that the sperm keeps multiplying.

I also get colds, which are very annoying, thrice a year.

God chose NOT to include the Aztecs or the Incas in his books. That was God's choice.

God is omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent, but I have never seen him. Given the omni-trio, it is therefore God's choice, plan and will for me to write the four words: God does not exist. Though this will confuse people we MUST accept that it is God's will.

It is also God's will that his vicar on Earth - the Pope - informs his flock that condoms should not be used, even though this will inevitably result in more deaths (through AIDS and other STDs) than all the terrorism on the planet that ever was. Many of the victims will be children. This is God's will.

You must never ask the following question: "If God created all things, who or what made God?"

Miracles must be accepted as unquestionable truth. When a plane lands in the Hudson River and everyone survives, it is a miracle. That it might have been God's will - and God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent - to cause the plane to crash in the first place must not be questioned. Planes that crash with no survivors are disasters, and it is God's choice as to whether the victims will be saved (in this world or the next).

It was God's will that his form in human flesh, Jesus, cured a blind man of his terrible affliction. It was not God's choice that his Son on Earth should cure blindness in all humanity. You mustn't question this.

God created Satan, who is a constant menace to people and can never be rid of.

Being the creator of all things, God also created "race," war, disease, disability, famine, drought, fire, volcanic eruptions, Jews, Nazis, weapons, Islamism, terror, and, worst of all religion. Religion has divided people and facilitated more crimes than any other human condition. This is God's will.

God created man first and woman second. The major power-brokers and achievers among woman-kind have been oppressed since the prevalence of monotheism. Again, that is the will of God, as is the death of any woman in childbirth.

If any of the above has made you wonder the slightest bit about God's existence, remember this: God even created fossils to test your faith. He tests your faith even though he already knows your destiny.

God is man-made, and that is man's will, not woman's will, and certainly not God's will.

The above post is a work of art! High reps to you. If you god loving fools deny this,,, let me read your refute! My god is my fat cock between my freeones loving legs!
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
If any of the above has made you wonder the slightest bit about God's existence, remember this: God even created fossils to test your faith. He tests your faith even though he already knows your destiny.

Not everyone who believes in God thinks the world was created 4000 years ago.[/QUOTE]

I agree, its seems that when religion is brought up the only people mentioned are the ones who take bible literally, you have to remember it was written by men. not by god, it should be taken for what it is a parable or allegory, it is a guide to help people, I don't understand why having any type of faith has become a bad thing.
On the other hand there are fringe groups that use god as an excuse to kill, and push their own agendas.
It has nothing to do with being submissive or weak, these are excuses people use.
Faith is believing in something that is isn't necessarily tangible.
I have my beliefs and every one else is welcome to theirs, I don't and won't call people stupid because they don't believe as I do, I think it is good that these kind of conversations can take place.
Biomech
 

GabberMan

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anyone who says anal sex is over-rated gets no respect from me

Re: My thoughts on God
God is my intelligent designer. He made me with a dodgy appendix, painful teeth shedding and growing, and enough sperm to impregnate China on a daily basis. This excess sperm is always looking for a way to get out, but God's rule is that this is sinful.

God has created me with original sin, for which I can be punished for all eternity. His intelligent design also means that when I stand, my hand falls near my groin, and when I lie down my hand STILL falls near my groin. And yet I must never touch myself, despite the fact that the sperm keeps multiplying.

I also get colds, which are very annoying, thrice a year.

God chose NOT to include the Aztecs or the Incas in his books. That was God's choice.

God is omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent, but I have never seen him. Given the omni-trio, it is therefore God's choice, plan and will for me to write the four words: God does not exist. Though this will confuse people we MUST accept that it is God's will.

It is also God's will that his vicar on Earth - the Pope - informs his flock that condoms should not be used, even though this will inevitably result in more deaths (through AIDS and other STDs) than all the terrorism on the planet that ever was. Many of the victims will be children. This is God's will.

You must never ask the following question: "If God created all things, who or what made God?"

Miracles must be accepted as unquestionable truth. When a plane lands in the Hudson River and everyone survives, it is a miracle. That it might have been God's will - and God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent - to cause the plane to crash in the first place must not be questioned. Planes that crash with no survivors are disasters, and it is God's choice as to whether the victims will be saved (in this world or the next).

It was God's will that his form in human flesh, Jesus, cured a blind man of his terrible affliction. It was not God's choice that his Son on Earth should cure blindness in all humanity. You mustn't question this.

God created Satan, who is a constant menace to people and can never be rid of.

Being the creator of all things, God also created "race," war, disease, disability, famine, drought, fire, volcanic eruptions, Jews, Nazis, weapons, Islamism, terror, and, worst of all religion. Religion has divided people and facilitated more crimes than any other human condition. This is God's will.

God created man first and woman second. The major power-brokers and achievers among woman-kind have been oppressed since the prevalence of monotheism. Again, that is the will of God, as is the death of any woman in childbirth.

If any of the above has made you wonder the slightest bit about God's existence, remember this: God even created fossils to test your faith. He tests your faith even though he already knows your destiny.

God is man-made, and that is man's will, not woman's will, and certainly not God's will.
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Any thoughts on the thread?
 
My thoughts on good prob discuessd already on previous post is, people created god to explain things that weren't explainable till now, look at the Greek gods and Egyptian gods. Also many rulers said they were a connection to god so thus to control people..
 
If any of the above has made you wonder the slightest bit about God's existence, remember this: God even created fossils to test your faith. He tests your faith even though he already knows your destiny.

Not everyone who believes in God thinks the world was created 4000 years ago.[/QUOTE]

that makes alot of sense:rolleyes:
 
Is there a god?...... maybe, but not what we think it is.

Current religions offer us a "personified god" meaning this.

when you were younger you had an imaginary friend, and you created a persona for him/her. Even going so far as blaming him for shit that you did.

Modern religions have done the same thing... only more people believe in the imaginary friend and have written books and stories on him.

Just my :2 cents:
 
If any of the above has made you wonder the slightest bit about God's existence, remember this: God even created fossils to test your faith. He tests your faith even though he already knows your destiny.

Not everyone who believes in God thinks the world was created 4000 years ago.[/QUOTE]

That's because the worls wasn't created 7,000 years ago. As a matter of fact if we search the Bible and tie in the Biblical calendar with our modern calendar, the earth was created
in the year 11,013 B.C. or just over 13,000 years ago.
 
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That's because the worls wasn't created 7,000 years ago. As a matter of fact if we search the Bible and tie in the Biblical calendar with our modern calendar, the earth was created
in the year 11,013 B.C. or just over 13,000 years ago.

Regardless, if the world was created 4,000-11,000 years ago according to biblical accounts, scientific accounts consider the age of the earth to be 4.54 billion years.

Either the bible or science is wrong.
 
science cant be wrong my doublec cup science teacher would never lie to me
 
You must never ask the following question: "If God created all things, who or what made God?"

Miracles must be accepted as unquestionable truth. When a plane lands in the Hudson River and everyone survives, it is a miracle. That it might have been God's will - and God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent - to cause the plane to crash in the first place must not be questioned. Planes that crash with no survivors are disasters, and it is God's choice as to whether the victims will be saved (in this world or the next).

God created Satan, who is a constant menace to people and can never be rid of.

God created man first and woman second. The major power-brokers and achievers among woman-kind have been oppressed since the prevalence of monotheism. Again, that is the will of God, as is the death of any woman in childbirth.

God is man-made, and that is man's will, not woman's will, and certainly not God's will.


Any thoughts on the thread?

sure, since you asked ....

first, in order to understand the bible, one should not rely only on the english redaction but read it in the language in which in originally written. e.g. the second account of creation was written in ancient hebrew by the person (bloom makes a good case that it was a woman) commonly referred to as J who wrote that that adam and even came out of the earth side by side. an english redactor used "rib" as a synonym for side. J wrote all of the great allegories e.g. a guy wrestling god to a draw - imagine that. lots of people make the mistake of taking allegories literally when whey were meant to make great stories that stimulate the imagination and make a point.

second, anyone who relies on the bible to establish the age of the world is simply off base. a day is the time it takes earth to rotate on its axis; a year is the time it takes for earth to revolve around the sun. however, in the first account of creation, the earth was not even around on the first "day" of creation; it was created on the second "day". so there could not have been a first day in earthy terms. however if the term is taken to mean god's day, then it works since who are we to define how much time is in god's day. therefore days actually are as good as any other term to constitute an unknown time period.

we now know that our universe was created around 13 billion years ago. we have seen the edge or near beginning of the universe. that means the universe did have a start date. because our brains are grounded in a dimensional world where time is the 4th dimension (not realized until last century thanks to einstein), it is difficult if not impossible for us to imagine the universe before there was time.

a question such as, "since everything is created, what created god?" is nonsensical in that it ignores what god really is - something that exists outside time and dimensions and causality. god exists by definition. the concept gained popularity with abraham which spawned three of the world's great religions. there is no evidence of the conception of an singular omnipresent god before abraham. the god described by buddhists and hindus evolved remarkably similar basically around the same time by different people who were not in contact with those in the middle east, yet holds more similarities than differences. that's food for thought.

god is reality. doesn't really matter to me whether one believes or not. but there is big difference between god and religion, which reveals man's limitations in conceptualizing god. like man, religion is imperfect.

lots of people do not understand what prayer is really about; they substitute a wish list of things they want which is ridiculous e.g. i pray that we win the game, the opponent prays he wins the game, but that has nothing to do with god and unfolding and revelation of the universe. jesus had the right idea in the lord's prayer when he said simply "thy will be done".

free will allows for individual suffering. sure, 5 year olds get raped, people murdered. not that is good or just or okay, but look at the big picture. homo sapiens is prospering, the world's population is greater than in any time in history, people are living longer than ever before. who said everything has to go your way or be rosy? you did not ask to be born; it's not your choice. but life you have - rejoice. life is bursting all over and pain and pleasure are two sides of the same coin.

that's enough for now. i need to bake some cookies.
 
There is no God. This is an obviousness to the rigorous of thought. If there were a God the first righteous act would have been the removal of religion. It is still with us ergo there is no God.
 

Facetious

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My thoughts on God are that there are no atheists in a fox hole and no atheists on an operating table having been given a 50 / 50 chance to live.

Any questions ? :rofl:


For the record, I'm kind of a wait and see kind of person.
 

Wainkerr99

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^^ Actually Christianity is the removal of religion. Religion is man trying to reach God through acts. God 's religion is Him reaching down to Man.

“True religion is this: to look after widows and orphans in their distress and to keep oneself from being polluted by the world.”
—James 1:27
 
My thoughts on God are that there are no atheists in a fox hole and no atheists on an operating table having been given a 50 / 50 chance to live.

Any questions ? :rofl:


For the record, I'm kind of a wait and see kind of person.

Yes, and the person in the foxhole still gets bombed, and the person on the table still dies,but that's god's will.
 
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