anyone who says anal sex is over-rated gets no respect from me
Re: My thoughts on God
God is my intelligent designer. He made me with a dodgy appendix, painful teeth shedding and growing, and enough sperm to impregnate China on a daily basis. This excess sperm is always looking for a way to get out, but God's rule is that this is sinful.
God has created me with original sin, for which I can be punished for all eternity. His intelligent design also means that when I stand, my hand falls near my groin, and when I lie down my hand STILL falls near my groin. And yet I must never touch myself, despite the fact that the sperm keeps multiplying.
I also get colds, which are very annoying, thrice a year.
God chose NOT to include the Aztecs or the Incas in his books. That was God's choice.
God is omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent, but I have never seen him. Given the omni-trio, it is therefore God's choice, plan and will for me to write the four words: God does not exist. Though this will confuse people we MUST accept that it is God's will.
It is also God's will that his vicar on Earth - the Pope - informs his flock that condoms should not be used, even though this will inevitably result in more deaths (through AIDS and other STDs) than all the terrorism on the planet that ever was. Many of the victims will be children. This is God's will.
You must never ask the following question: "If God created all things, who or what made God?"
Miracles must be accepted as unquestionable truth. When a plane lands in the Hudson River and everyone survives, it is a miracle. That it might have been God's will - and God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent - to cause the plane to crash in the first place must not be questioned. Planes that crash with no survivors are disasters, and it is God's choice as to whether the victims will be saved (in this world or the next).
It was God's will that his form in human flesh, Jesus, cured a blind man of his terrible affliction. It was not God's choice that his Son on Earth should cure blindness in all humanity. You mustn't question this.
God created Satan, who is a constant menace to people and can never be rid of.
Being the creator of all things, God also created "race," war, disease, disability, famine, drought, fire, volcanic eruptions, Jews, Nazis, weapons, Islamism, terror, and, worst of all religion. Religion has divided people and facilitated more crimes than any other human condition. This is God's will.
God created man first and woman second. The major power-brokers and achievers among woman-kind have been oppressed since the prevalence of monotheism. Again, that is the will of God, as is the death of any woman in childbirth.
If any of the above has made you wonder the slightest bit about God's existence, remember this: God even created fossils to test your faith. He tests your faith even though he already knows your destiny.
God is man-made, and that is man's will, not woman's will, and certainly not God's will.
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