If You Were God, What Would You Change About the Female Body ???

[lurkingdirk]

I'm God for fucks sake!

I'll see you in hell!

You, sir, are a sacrilegious funny fucker.

:rofl2:

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

I'd make it so that periods didn't exist. And I wouldn't be able to get pregnant until I hit a button behind my ear that sets off my ovaries. I'd make it so that my skin never aged, I would never gain weight, and cellulite wouldn't even exist. Hell, if I am going to have my way, I just want the ability to make my body whatever I would want it to look like. Screw what you guys say - I want to call the shots on whats considered beautiful for me

ps. has a guys version of this shiz been made yet? lemme go check.

Oh, and I'd do away with diseases like breast/ovarian/vaginal cancer....female-specific cancers that are pure evil.

 

[Crazy4theBrat]

I would add a "mute" button on it somewhere.

 

[L3ggy]

You talking to me?

Nah, the God next to you

 

[pete rose]

None of you men would make women insusceptible to STD's and obesity?

Actually, definitely the STD part. I could care less if they get fat or not.

 

[redhotforelle]

I'd give every woman a pair of soles like these:

http://www.footfetishdaily.com/gues...o.php?s=emy-reyes&d=20090424&ref=emy-reyes_02

 

[greenbaron_1969]

I'd fit a remote control

 

[freeryan]

You know you'd hit it

WOW, what a great 69 that would provide.

 

[maildude]

Create a skin that rejects any kind of tattooing. Also, breasts and anywhere else that rejects enhancement--unless the enhancement is a result of surgery. And pubic hair that can't be shaved. Oh...and make-up proof everything.

 

[woy]

Nothing. The female gender is special and the human female body is perfect IMO.

Aside from your proportion tastes, what on earth would you change about this??

I wouldn't change anything about her, she's perfect. I'd make all women slim, busty and gorgeous like her :bowdown:

 

[lucky4]

I'm fine with all the shapes and sizes, but I would remove all body hair with the exception of hair, eye brows and lashes.

 

[dogbone27]

Nothing.A woman body is a work of art to me.

 

[freeryan]

Nothing.A woman body is a work of art to me.

Is that ALL women's bodies?

 

[Legzman]

Gisele is ****** hot and I wouldn't change any
part of her body but I love variety so I'd
click my fingers and this babe would appear. :glugglug:

who the fuck is this??? flylicker yummy!

I'd remove the mouth...wait, no they need that. No vocal chords!

 

[usehername]

No PMS

That would hav been a benefit yes!:1orglaugh

 

[nylo]

Nothing.A woman body is a work of art to me.

I agree with dogbone on this one :hatsoff:

 

[Bearded_Menace]

Yeah, I have to agree with the "no period" thing. I get tired of the PMS, ****** tampons, and getting smacked in the head for making fun of chicks for ******** for days and not dying. Also, it makes me not want to eat fish during any time during the cycle, for obvious reasons.

 

[Bearded_Menace]

Gisele is ****** hot and I wouldn't change any
part of her body but I love variety so I'd
click my fingers and this babe would appear. :glugglug:

yeah, and who the hell is this by the way? I have been lacking in my chocolate department for a bit and she seems to be just what the doctor ordered.

 

[ralph furley]

2 vaginas. one that causes pregnancy (we'll call that the bad vagina) and one just for fun

 

[Neutron66]

2 vaginas. one that causes pregnancy (we'll call that the bad vagina) and one just for fun

My girlfriend is like that.

The one that's just for fun is called ass.