The Brain.....I'm kidding......
If you were god, what would you change about the MALE body?
- Thread starter SpexyAshleigh
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Oh you men and you worship of phallic symbols!
Where's Willy when you need him to school your ass? Pfft!
PirateKing
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The other one is a condiment dispenser. Fill it with whatever you want. Fill it with soap to wash your hands. Fill it with mustard to put on your hot dog. Fill it with something that your lady finds tasty and she wont have a problem with swallowing. Am I a genius, or am I a genius?
larss
I'm watching some specialist videos
L3ggy
Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Might be a bit lonely if you did that.
You've got a point-.-
Yup. Eight inches in length and Eight inches in girth for everyone. That should keep down a lot of bitching from men and women alike.
roronoa3000
Banned
So Ashleigh, all I have to do is a bit of waxing, ice my nads, reduce the length of my penis by 6 inches, tone down and keep my nails trimmed and we can get busy?
Get in line fucker!
Shifty
O.G.
Get in line fucker!
Oh, it's on now! :fight:
JayJohn85
Banned
Gotta be fair for the ladies here :tongue:
I'd change the unsightly body hair that you gents have, including shoulders, back, pubes, asscrack, nose, foot and toe hair...all of it. Even leg hair be gone, I don't care. Hair is nasty on BOTH sexes.
Ballsacks wouldn't exist. Just like my post regarding being able to choose when fertility kicks in, ballsacks would remain INSIDE the body, and would only pop out and start working when its mutually decided that pregnancy is desired.
Penises would ALL be of average length. No bigger than 6 inches plz n thx.
No need for muscles- they tend to repulse me, but no moobs either. A nice, average body.
Nails would be trimmed and clean 24/7. Hair would be gorgeous and styled.
And when it comes to personality, assholes wouldn't exist. The world will be full of gentlemen.
Some of your criteria is amazingly reasonable....But...There is a but....No one and I mean no chick is gonna part me from my Johnny Bravo chest hair
I agree with you about the hair. Shaving the package isn't enough. I think I'll be venturing to try my legs this summer. They're much furrier than my arms for some reason.
I would eliminate premature gray hair for men.
I would eliminate toenail fungus and "swamp foot".
I have perfect manners, so I don't want perfect manners to be copied for all men...I need to stand out to my ladies somehow
Men need to support and appreciate art more. It's okay to talk about painting, fashion, sculpture, and writing without being thought of as "gay." So men need to activate their culture gene without fear of ridicule.
I think men should have some sort of mechanical inclination gene too. I shouldn't have to cry like a baby to AAA whenever I get a flat tire or my keys get locked in my car.
I would eliminate premature gray hair for men.
I would eliminate toenail fungus and "swamp foot".
I have perfect manners, so I don't want perfect manners to be copied for all men...I need to stand out to my ladies somehow
Men need to support and appreciate art more. It's okay to talk about painting, fashion, sculpture, and writing without being thought of as "gay." So men need to activate their culture gene without fear of ridicule.
I think men should have some sort of mechanical inclination gene too. I shouldn't have to cry like a baby to AAA whenever I get a flat tire or my keys get locked in my car.
Elwood70
Torn & Frayed.
SpexyAshleigh
Official Checked Star Member
So Ashleigh, all I have to do is a bit of waxing, ice my nads, reduce the length of my penis by 6 inches, tone down and keep my nails trimmed and we can get busy?
All of that, and a promise to cook me up some bacon after....and I'm all yours!
SpexyAshleigh
Official Checked Star Member
I agree with you about the hair. Shaving the package isn't enough. I think I'll be venturing to try my legs this summer. They're much furrier than my arms for some reason.
I would eliminate premature gray hair for men.
I would eliminate toenail fungus and "swamp foot".
I have perfect manners, so I don't want perfect manners to be copied for all men...I need to stand out to my ladies somehow
Men need to support and appreciate art more. It's okay to talk about painting, fashion, sculpture, and writing without being thought of as "gay." So men need to activate their culture gene without fear of ridicule.
I think men should have some sort of mechanical inclination gene too. I shouldn't have to cry like a baby to AAA whenever I get a flat tire or my keys get locked in my car.
I love all of this (seriously, props to you for embracing your appreciation for art and culture!!!!!!) except for the gray hair thing. I think gray hair can make a man look even sexier. Anderson Cooper, Richard Gere, Dermot Mulroney...ALL have benefited from aging. Yum Yum.
