If You Were God, What Would You Change About the Female Body ???

[lurkingdirk]

I'm God for fucks sake!

I'll see you in hell!

You, sir, are a sacrilegious funny fucker.

:rofl2:

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

I'd make it so that periods didn't exist. And I wouldn't be able to get pregnant until I hit a button behind my ear that sets off my ovaries. I'd make it so that my skin never aged, I would never gain weight, and cellulite wouldn't even exist. Hell, if I am going to have my way, I just want the ability to make my body whatever I would want it to look like. Screw what you guys say - I want to call the shots on whats considered beautiful for me

ps. has a guys version of this shiz been made yet? lemme go check.

Oh, and I'd do away with diseases like breast/ovarian/vaginal cancer....female-specific cancers that are pure evil.

 

[Crazy4theBrat]

I would add a "mute" button on it somewhere.

 

[L3ggy]

You talking to me?

Nah, the God next to you

 

[pete rose]

None of you men would make women insusceptible to STD's and obesity?

Actually, definitely the STD part. I could care less if they get fat or not.

 

[redhotforelle]

I'd give every woman a pair of soles like these:

http://www.footfetishdaily.com/gues...o.php?s=emy-reyes&d=20090424&ref=emy-reyes_02

 

[greenbaron_1969]

I'd fit a remote control

 

[freeryan]

You know you'd hit it

WOW, what a great 69 that would provide.

 

[maildude]

Create a skin that rejects any kind of tattooing. Also, breasts and anywhere else that rejects enhancement--unless the enhancement is a result of surgery. And pubic hair that can't be shaved. Oh...and make-up proof everything.

 

[woy]

Nothing. The female gender is special and the human female body is perfect IMO.

Aside from your proportion tastes, what on earth would you change about this??

I wouldn't change anything about her, she's perfect. I'd make all women slim, busty and gorgeous like her :bowdown:

 

[lucky4]

I'm fine with all the shapes and sizes, but I would remove all body hair with the exception of hair, eye brows and lashes.

 

[dogbone27]

Nothing.A woman body is a work of art to me.

 

[freeryan]

Nothing.A woman body is a work of art to me.

Is that ALL women's bodies?

 

[Legzman]

Gisele is bloody hot and I wouldn't change any
part of her body but I love variety so I'd
click my fingers and this babe would appear. :glugglug:

who the fuck is this??? flylicker yummy!

I'd remove the mouth...wait, no they need that. No vocal chords!

 

[usehername]

No PMS

That would hav been a benefit yes!:1orglaugh

 

[nylo]

Nothing.A woman body is a work of art to me.

I agree with dogbone on this one :hatsoff:

 

[Bearded_Menace]

Yeah, I have to agree with the "no period" thing. I get tired of the PMS, bloody tampons, and getting smacked in the head for making fun of chicks for bleeding for days and not dying. Also, it makes me not want to eat fish during any time during the cycle, for obvious reasons.

 

[Bearded_Menace]

Gisele is bloody hot and I wouldn't change any
part of her body but I love variety so I'd
click my fingers and this babe would appear. :glugglug:

yeah, and who the hell is this by the way? I have been lacking in my chocolate department for a bit and she seems to be just what the doctor ordered.

 

[ralph furley]

2 vaginas. one that causes pregnancy (we'll call that the bad vagina) and one just for fun

 

[Neutron66]

2 vaginas. one that causes pregnancy (we'll call that the bad vagina) and one just for fun

My girlfriend is like that.

The one that's just for fun is called ass.