If you were god, what would you change about the MALE body?

[knowone]

Relocate the recycling center away from entertainment district.

 

[L3ggy]

Bitch.

(should we make out now? I'm all freshly shaven due to Spexy's list of desires for the male body...)

Uhh.... Okay....

 

[lurkingdirk]

Uhh.... Okay....

:lovecoupl

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

But if it wasn't for the assholes the gentlemen wouldn't seem as good anymore

But then at least I wouldn't have to go through three or four assholes before finding a good one. At the rate I've gone through douchebags, I might as well just give up on dating altogether!!!

 

[Hot Mega]

Simple....remove the erection step out of the process. Make cocks ready to use....

Lasso the fucker to your thigh, remove the lasso when ready for action.

 

[L3ggy]

I'm a gentleman

 

[Hot Mega]

I'm a gentleman

Explain your avatar then ya dog...:tongue:

 

[L3ggy]

Fine.... I'm a Gentlewolf

 

[PirateKing]

2 penises. One that shoots cum and one that doesn't. Genius right?

 

[L3ggy]

What does the other shoot?

 

[Hot Mega]

Fine.... I'm a Gentlewolf

ets your noggin and scruffs your scruff: Good boy:hatsoff:

 

[Crazy4theBrat]

I'd make our tongues about 6" long.

 

[Gordar]

I'd simply turn men into little balls of slime that all women would find rather unattractive (& useless)!

Since I'd be god & not a mere man, I'd still retain my form.

 

[Ulysses31]

Make your balls removable so they can be put on as and when needed. And I wish teeth grew back (regenerated) when thay fell out, a flaw in natures design I think.

 

[mrtrebus]

smaller cocks

 

[Ravenholm]

Make the male orgasm last longer!.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I'd give them the ability to spit poison like those frill dinosaurs in Jurassic Park.

 

[mrtrebus]

Make the male orgasm last longer!.

the male wot?

 

[Elwood70]

Penises would ALL be of average length. No bigger than 6 inches plz n thx.

Fuck that noise,man!!

I'm not cutting it for anyone.


The rate which your facial hair grows is in direct proportion to how much beef jerky you eat.The more of it you eat,the faster the hair grows.

 

[mrtrebus]

Make them all less hot. Oh boys, Oh boys, Oh boys! :shy: