Good News... Bad News...

[tunsty]

Bad News: Potholers are now using your arse as a cave.

Good News: you charge them an admission fee.

 

[D-rock]

Bad News: They don't want to move out now.

Good News: You are now a worldwide celebrity.

 

[Big Sly]

Bad News: You are most widley known as the first person with some new, uncurable, terminal illness.

Good News: You are granted 3 wishes.

 

[HeartBroker]

Bad News: They all must include razor blades in your ass!

Good News: It's a new year!

 

[D-rock]

Bad News: There is nothing keeping it from sucking as much as the previous one.

Good News: The local diner is gave you a meal on the house.

 

[Big Sly]

Bad News: No one gives you a ladder with which to retrieve said meal.

Good News: You now get paid $70 an hour.

 

[Smittmaestro]

Good News: You're about to make love to one of the Judd ladies.

Bad News: It's Wynonna!

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Good news: In 2007 the cost of living goes down.

 

[Smittmaestro]

Crap too late to edit!

Bad News:So does the standard of living!

Good News: You're having sex with a Judd.

-cs™

 

[tunsty]

Bad News: It's Judd Hirsch - star of seventies comedy show 'Taxi'

Good News: you set a new world record

 

[Smittmaestro]

Bad News: It's for having chronic untreatable hemorrhoids!

Good News: You get a lifetime supply of food for free!

-cs™

 

[tunsty]

Bad News: The competition was sponsored by 'British Airways in-flight meals ltd'


Good News: You get free flights

 

[Smittmaestro]

Bad News: But it's you being strapped to a rocket!

Good News: You win one million.

-cs™

 

[HeartBroker]

Bad News: It's one million ass kickings!

Good News: You're an overnight sensation!

 

[Smittmaestro]

Bad News: It's because you were posted on YouTube acting like a damn fool!

Good News: Do one thing and you're guaranteed $10,000,000!

-cs™

 

[HeartBroker]

Bad News: That one thing is cut off your head with a bottle opener!


Good News: PCH shows up at your door!

 

[jibbijib]

Bad News: PCH stands for Preliminary Crack House.


Good News: You don't have to pay rent anymore!

 

[HeartBroker]

Bad News: You moved in next to me!

Good News: You get a job that pays double what you're making now.

 

[D-rock]

Bad News: Two multiplied by zero is still zero.

Good News: Your friends take you out to the bar.

 

[Big Sly]

Bad News: The bar they took you to is a sand bar. Now you're stranded.

Good News: An airplane sees your help signals and is coming to save you.