Good News... Bad News...

[D-rock]

Bad News: It misses its landing approach and crashes.

Good News: There are things in the plane that make a good food source.

 

[HeartBroker]

Bad News: Good food sources, for a goat!


Good News: You're a goat!

 

[D-rock]

Bad News: You smell

Good News: Your friend lets you use his sports car during the weekend.

 

[tunsty]

Bad News: It's a 'kit-car' and he left no instructions on how to put it together.

Good News: He also left his hot girlfriend for you to 'use' for the weekend.

 

[D-rock]

Bad News: She doesn’t know how to put the car together either.

Good News: She can help you out in other areas.

 

[Smittmaestro]

Bad News:It's mainly in the field of slaughterhouse tech!

Good News:You're eating dinner at your next door neighbor's home. And their meatloaf tastes divine!

-cs™

 

[D-rock]

Bad News: You realize your messed up in the head because no sane person thinks meat loaf taste good.

Good News: Your loud neighbor looses his voice.

 

[Smittmaestro]

Bad News:You have a heart attack and he can't speak into the phone to call 911!

Good News:You inherit $100 Million from a long lost relative you didn't know you had.

-cs™

 

[Legzman]

Bad news: Turns out to be monopoly money! :cussing:


Good news: Money isn't the only thing said relative left in their will for you!

 

[Smittmaestro]

Bad News:Turns out all their various arrest warrants were there too. Turns out all of Cousin Larry's fortune was from his many bank robberies!

Good News: You get a "booty call" from a woman you've been lusting after at work for over a year.

-cs™

 

[Legzman]

Bad News: You get a burning case of herpes AND knock her up!



Good News: They finally find a cure for herpes!!!

 

[hedgehog]

Bad News: Cure for herpes comes with obligatory casteration

Good News: You'll have time to learn chess like you always wanted free from the distraction of feminity.

 

[Smittmaestro]

Bad News: It's in a prison for sexual predators and murderers.

Good News:You finally meet your soul mate.

-cs™

 

[coolbeers]

bad news; they arent in your cell

good news; you get to shower alone

 

[Big Sly]

bad news: the shower must be "golden"

good news: the AIDS test came back negative

 

[tunsty]

Bad News: So did your IQ test.

Good News: You can earn a good living as a village idiot.

 

[Big Sly]

Bad News: You are also the town peasent. A good living to you is pennies.

Good News: Everything is free.

 

[D-rock]

Bad News: You got there late and all that is left is crap.

Good News: You find a new use for crap.

 

[HeartBroker]

Bad News: It's a substitute for steak!

Good News: A hot blonde just moved in next to you!

 

[D-rock]

Bad News: She's only hot because of a heat wave that has moved in.

Good News: After being blind for the past 15 years you get your sight back.