Good News... Bad News...

[HeartBroker]

Bad News: It happens at a Rosanne Barr convention.

Good News: Open bar!

 

[Smittmaestro]

Bad News: It's a gay bar!

Good News: Your deceased aunt and uncle leave you their 100 room mansion in their will.

-cs™

 

[D-rock]

Bad News: It's a dollhouse.

Good News: A university gives you a full scholarship.

 

[Happy-Fun-Ball]

Bad News: The acceptance letter is hand written on a box of raisin bran by a man named "Nacho Cheese"

Good News: New b/g-friend coming over to "play"...

 

[Smittmaestro]

Bad News: It's to play Death and The Maiden!

Good News: You get free tickets to a movie.

-cs™

 

[HeartBroker]

Bad News: The movie is "Car 54 Where Are You"!

Good News: You are "King For A Day"

 

[Smittmaestro]

Bad News: It's king of a sewer!

Good News: You get a visit from a long lost relative.

-cs™

 

[HeartBroker]

Bad News: They want money.

Good News: You get their Porsche 911 !

 

[Smittmaestro]

Bad News: It's a Matchbox car!

Good News: You go on a gameshow and win a cool million!

-cs™

 

[HeartBroker]

Bad News: It's a million pounds of ice.


Good News: You got Rep Slapped so hard you are missing teeth!

 

[tunsty]

Good News: you can now pull fantastic 'Gurning' faces just like my avatar


Bad News: You 'Gurn' the Queen and are now locked in the tower of London.

 

[HeartBroker]

Good News: Tunsty created this thread.

Bad News: He messed up!

Good News: It can be fixed!

 

[Smittmaestro]

Bad News: It's fixed like my dogs are "fixed"!
*snipsnip*
Good News: You get something that belonged to Darrel "Dimebag" Abbot.

-cs™

 

[HeartBroker]

Bad News: It's his hemorrhoids.


Good News: You got to jam with him twice!

 

[D-rock]

Bad News: Getting in two traffic jams can only be so fun.


Good News: You had time to jump out of your car and work on your tan.

 

[tunsty]

Bad News: It's really difficult to get a tan in the middle of a snowstorm, in January.

Good News: You don't have to go to work due to the snow.

 

[dave_rhino]

Bad News: It's always snowing. You have no job, you bum...

Good News: You find £5 in your pocket that you had forgotten about!

 

[D-rock]

Bad News: Your girlfriend just saw that you had it and took it away from you.

Good News: You win an all you can eat trip to your favorite restaurant.

 

[dave_rhino]

Bad News: You trip over in the resturant and crack your head on a table and end up in hospital.

Good News: Your girlfriend wants to come over tonight to give you a "special treat"

 

[D-rock]

Bad News: It's a rice crispy treat, and she didn't even make that well.

Good News: Your dog liked the rice crispy treat you gave him.