Good News... Bad News...

[HeartBroker]

Bad News: You have to eat it!

Good News: You are a dog and don't mind garbage!

 

[D-rock]

Bad News: You get the plague from the garbage.

Good News: You have a free checkup from Dr.Death's clinic.

 

[HeartBroker]

Bad News: That's the bad news!

Good News: He cancels the appointment because he's too well to attend!

 

[D-rock]

Bad News: That's the day he was giving away free lollypops at the clinic.

Good News: A semi truck full of beer crashes right in front of your house and most of the bottles that spilled out are still not broken.

 

[HeartBroker]

Bad News: You aren't home!

Good News: Priya calls you on the phone!

 

[D-rock]

Bad News: She wants to call off getting married to you.

Good News: A couple of your friends invite you on a camping trip.

 

[HeartBroker]

Bad News: They are the guys from the movie Deliverance!

Good News: You are packing the .44 magnum!

 

[coolbeers]

bad news; your names not Callahan

good news; you have more ammo

 

[HeartBroker]

Bad News: It's all .22

Good News: Burt Reynolds shot them with his bow and arrow!

 

[D-rock]

Bad News: You have to listen to Burt Reynolds tell a story about himself for the next three hours.

Good News: He invites you into the booth to help create some new Man Laws just like on the commercial.

 

[HeartBroker]

Bad News: They Veto all your laws!

Good News: You own Miller and fire all their asses!

 

[coolbeers]

good news they wont make their shitty beer anymore.

bad news; you quit your job when you took over,

 

[D-rock]

Bad News: Somebody bought the place and is planning on making non-alcoholic beer from now on.

Good News: You won't feel bad anymore when somebody breaks a bottle in a bar fight.

 

[minidog]

Bad Leeds Utd Beaten

Good Huddersfield Town and Bradford City Both Walloped

 

[Sutekh35]

Bad-but both matches were abandoned due to pitch invasions by clowns and stoats respectivly
Good- One of the clowns gave a superb rendition of Killer Queen in the middle of the pitch

 

[HeartBroker]

Bad News: The clown was naked!

Good News: You are King Of The World!

 

[Sutekh35]

Bad News-You have to abdicate after being caught in a comprimising position with a camel
Good News-The camel declares its undying love to you

 

[D-rock]

Bad News: You only get a sack or wheat and a pack of cigarettes from the dowry.

Good News: You win a lifetime supply of food.

 

[HeartBroker]

Bad News: It's camel food!

Good News: You can trade it for a spot to watch Priya's new photo shoot!

 

[nothingandless]

Bad News: That spot turns out to be a roftop with binoculars.

Good News: They're serving hotdogs and Old Style.