Good News... Bad News...

[dave_rhino]

bad news: He liked it so much he humped your leg

good news: The hot chick doing the weather on your local news channel has forgotten to wear her bra...

 

[tunsty]

Bad News: You forgot to get the TV repaired in time.

Good News: You get a mailshot from Readers Digest to say you 'might' have won something and you need to reply NOW.

 

[dave_rhino]

Bad News: You remember those things are always bullshit.

Good News: You find a cure for the common cold.

 

[drdeath67]

Bad News It causes permanent diarrhea!

Good News A friend has decided to take you to see your favorite band...

 

[georges]

bad news: had troubles with some people who change their mind everyday
good news: bought some good shoes

 

[D-rock]

Bad News: You step in a mud puddle on the walk home.

Good News: Your girlfriend has a nice juicy steak waiting on the table when you open the door.

 

[tunsty]

Bad News: Your dog has mysteriously gone missing.. and you're not happy about the hairs on your steak either.

Good News: You don't have to pay vets bills anymore

 

[whalers90]

BAD NEWS: is that your girlfriend is now pregnant so you really won't save any of that money

GOOD NEWS: you won an EBAY auction and finally got a Playstation 3

 

[D-rock]

Bad News: It's really the third addition of a play set from a company that makes toys for toddlers.

Good News: You can now just give the play set to your little nephew on his birthday instead of going out to buy him something.

 

[HeartBroker]

Bad News: When he was "done" with it he recycled it onto your new carpet!

Good News: Your insurance covers you for just that thing!

 

[Priapus]

Bad News: The insurance company suddenly wen't out of business, and you need to fight them to get what's owed to you.

Good News: You can finally afford your dream home that you have always wanted.

 

[coolbeers]

bad news: your mother in law is moving in next door!


good news:the twelve foot fence should be built soon.

 

[dave_rhino]

bad news: It's painted pink.



good news: The homeless guy on the corner doesn't harass you for money for once...

 

[D-rock]

Bad News: That's because he sits on your lawn asking for money now.

Good News: He scares the solicitors away.

 

[HeartBroker]

Bad News: He also scares the Publishers Clearing House people away too.

Good News: You don't need the $50 million dollar prize.

 

[Smittmaestro]

Bad News: It's because you're in jail!

Good News: Indianapolis Colts win Super Bowl XLI

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[D-rock]

Bad News: That can only happen if the Bears lose the Superbowl.

Good News: You find your old hairbrush that fell into the couch 4 years ago.

 

[HeartBroker]

Bad News: It's grown much bigger and more vicious while in the couch and now want's your ass!

Good News: It's still only a hairbrush!

 

[coolbeers]

bad news; its got rabies

good news; its mouth is only this > < big

 

[D-rock]

Bad News: It can unhinge its jaw like a snake.

Good News: You found a new way to get rid of your garbage.