Fox News: "Tiger Woods Needs To Become Christian"

Philbert

Banned
Jesus Tapdancing Christ... Do you even have the slightest awareness of what a gigantic fucking dumbass you make yourself look like? Seriously. Nobody takes you seriously. You're a complete joke. Everyone laughs at your raging ignorance. Get a clue, monkey boy; you're the village idiot who no-one respects.

:rolleyes:

:bowdown::thumbsup::rofl:
 

Philbert

Banned
To each his own but I take the wad of toilet paper between my hand and ass pretty serious when I wipe.:o

He is obviously referring to the period of time after he wipes his ass...when the wad becomes a rather nasty, useless object .
Hence the common expression "asswipe"...
 
He is obviously referring to the period of time after he wipes his ass...when the wad becomes a rather nasty, useless object .
Hence the common expression "asswipe"...

"asswipe" could have different references....such as..you're full of shit, etc.:2 cents:

But again, anything that's between me and a handful of shit..I take pretty serious...
 

om3ga

It's good to be the king...
Next - Tiger does a Jimmy Swaggart and shouts from the rooftops "I Have Sinned"....:D

 
I dunno about that. What do you make of this and the origins thereof?:wave2:

As far as I know letters Jefferson wrote are not the law of the land. It's only in his letters where the concept comes from.

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion" is not the same as seperation of church and state.

:cool:
 
would the op have a problem if hume had said "turn your faith to allah"?

1st amendment, he can say what he wants on his behalf.
hume seemed sincerely touched about the man losing his family and gave some advice which he felt would help.
and he didnt even push it.
what kind of intolerant douche would find fault with that?

so hellraiser you can denounce christianity all you want nowadays in the media, but you cant promote it or even suggest it in the slightest without being condemned?
bullshit.

Bullshit indeed. I'm not going to check it out exactly but on my TV there are at least half a dozen channels that do nothing but praise jesus all day every day - even on christmas day, when they should be kicking back with tall one to celebrate the true meaning of christmas: getting stuff, getting stuffed. I wouldn't like to estimate how much the radio is dedicated to promoting this claptrap but there's plenty.

All of these TV companies are pulling in millions. (Pat Roberton is thought to be personally worth $200 million to 1 billion.) Some have even opened bullshit universities with science departments that are monuments to ignorance. Can you think of any other group that could get away with such behaviour other than a church? See also: systematically shagging children. Condemnation is rough on the christians alright.

I'll flip around the channels tonight during the breaks in the big game to find all those channels where people are denouncing christians 24/7. Don't hold your breath.
 
As far as I know letters Jefferson wrote are not the law of the land. It's only in his letters where the concept comes from.

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion" is not the same as seperation of church and state.

:cool:

And from ^^that^^ we get this. Is that good enough? It works for me :dunno:

Should we discuss your misuse of "urban legend" (misconception is more accurate):wave:
 
And from ^^that^^ we get this. Is that good enough? It works for me :dunno:

Should we discuss your misuse of "urban legend" (misconception is more accurate):wave:

Along with the language in the constitution there has been all the supreme court decisions and precedent that says there is to be no promotion or involvement of the govt as far as religion goes.For example when they banned prayer in public (govt) schools in the early 60s.
 
^
You said American legal document. From letters authored by Founding Fathers we get Supreme Court interprepation/opinion. Aren't we supposed to adhere to this?
 
Brit Hume said it and he's correct.

But, Tiger can't continue to fornicate/ commit adultery. :nono:

Tiger Woods spent his Christmas in New York City at Trump Tower located at Fifth Avenue on the lower east side of NY with a tall blond.

What redemption !

His wife Elin already asked for a divorce lawyer and it is just "when" the marriage will dissolve !

The whole thing is Elin committed major domestic abuse by using a 9-iron to hit Tiger Woods mouth and knocked his two front teeth off and substained major soft tissue injury.

And Elin is asking for 600 million dollars ! Who is the slut here?

A maid from Sweden (claimed to have done modeling) asked for 600 million dollars for settlement is worse than 18 of his mistresses !

Elin is in for the gold not marriage ! :hatsoff:
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
That link has nothing to do with seperation of church and state.

But if it works for you...well...good for you.

:cool:

Yeah, ;) That's not in the Constitution anyway. Politicians are supposed to stay out of churches and are not to make any laws prohibiting the free exercise of religion, but they do anyway.

Tiger Woods spent his Christmas in New York City at Trump Tower located at Fifth Avenue on the lower east side of NY with a tall blond.

What redemption !

His wife Elin already asked for a divorce lawyer and it is just "when" the marriage will dissolve !

The whole thing is Elin committed major domestic abuse by using a 9-iron to hit Tiger Woods mouth and knocked his two front teeth off and substained major soft tissue injury.

And Elin is asking for 600 million dollars ! Who is the slut here?

A maid from Sweden (claimed to have done modeling) asked for 600 million dollars for settlement is worse than 18 of his mistresses !

Elin is in for the gold not marriage ! :hatsoff:

If Tiger didn't commit adultery on he she wouldn't have attacked him in a crime of passion. ;) We could call it temporary insanity as well.
 

SgtMarine

Banned
When has any news station become the governement?
 
JackNDouchbag is a Conservative in theory but a NeoCon in practice...what a shame

and Helldoucher was doing so good too :crash:

This just going to prove more that anyone who disagrees with you is automatically a Neocon...
 
Tiger Woods spent his Christmas in New York City at Trump Tower located at Fifth Avenue on the lower east side of NY with a tall blond.

What redemption !

His wife Elin already asked for a divorce lawyer and it is just "when" the marriage will dissolve !

The whole thing is Elin committed major domestic abuse by using a 9-iron to hit Tiger Woods mouth and knocked his two front teeth off and substained major soft tissue injury.

And Elin is asking for 600 million dollars ! Who is the slut here?

A maid from Sweden (claimed to have done modeling) asked for 600 million dollars for settlement is worse than 18 of his mistresses !

Elin is in for the gold not marriage ! :hatsoff:

Fuck that. He totally betrayed her. She has every right to slice his balls off. I hope she sucks his bank account dry. Fuck him.
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
Bullshit indeed. I'm not going to check it out exactly but on my TV there are at least half a dozen channels that do nothing but praise jesus all day every day - even on christmas day, when they should be kicking back with tall one to celebrate the true meaning of christmas: getting stuff, getting stuffed. I wouldn't like to estimate how much the radio is dedicated to promoting this claptrap but there's plenty.

All of these TV companies are pulling in millions. (Pat Roberton is thought to be personally worth $200 million to 1 billion.) Some have even opened bullshit universities with science departments that are monuments to ignorance. Can you think of any other group that could get away with such behaviour other than a church? See also: systematically shagging children. Condemnation is rough on the christians alright.

I'll flip around the channels tonight during the breaks in the big game to find all those channels where people are denouncing christians 24/7. Don't hold your breath.

i guess that depends on where you live.
if its a christian channel or show obviously they arent going to denounce their own faith.
so whats bullshit?
that i said denouncing christians is ok today?
or is it bullshit because you dont like it?
hell its even fashionable. you just did it, its done on this board everyday, and it is done in the liberal media constantly.
I dont really care, but it is strange that you cant say peep about muslim faith or men buttfucking each other without being called intolerant by the same ones who have no problem trashing christians.
lets see how you twist that now.
 
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