Favourite Movie Quotes

[4G63]

"I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that **** work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck
[referring to Silent Bob], none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it." - Jay from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

"All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your ******* while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our ****, then **** out our ****, then eat their **** which is made up of our **** that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob." - Jay from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

 

[Elwood70]

"Big;real big"

"What's that?"

"The size of your brass balls"



"You see how that works!?She fucks with the sharks,and now the sharks,they're fuckin' with us..."



"I think we're gonna need a bigger boat"

 

[HeartBroker]

"Infinite goodness is creating a being you know, in advance, is going to complain."

Maybe not famous, but awesome !!

 

[member006]

I'm gonna get that *** of mine and I'm gonna change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot!

Nine to Five / Doralee (Dolly Parton)

 

[LordVader66]

"I think your all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you wanna bail out. I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation it's a quest, a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and your gonna have fun. We're all going to have so much fucking fun we'll neen plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles. We'll be whistling zippy doo da out of our assholes. I've gotta be crazy I'm on a pilgramage to see a moose. PRAISE MARTY MOOSE, HOLY ****! Vacation, Clark Grizwald, Chevy Chase

 

[ThatRedWing]

Two more
Jay: yo baby,baby ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

I just came in her to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum They Live

 

[lordvader1]

Gladiator...
Maximus"The frost, sometimes it makes the blade stick." Then Whap ***** across the face.

Same movie
"My name is Maximus Desmus Meridious, ****** to a ******** ***, husband to a ******** wife. I shall I have my vengeance in this lifetime or the next."

 

[member006]

Gladiator...
Maximus"The frost, sometimes it makes the blade stick." Then Whap ***** across the face.

Same movie
"My name is Maximus Desmus Meridious, ****** to a ******** ***, husband to a ******** wife. I shall I have my vengeance in this lifetime or the next."

I seem to remember that from my favorite TV show "Rome" is that where you got it? Just curious only if it was "borrowed" from a movie. I thought it original to the HBO drama.

 

[DOA82]

Nope, that was from gladiator, a movie out a hell of a long tme before "Rome"

 

[member006]

Nope, that was from gladiator, a movie out a hell of a long tme before "Rome"

Thank you. Rep your way. I was set back honestly. Not questioning him, but the quote itself. Although I did see "Gladiator" unless I'm mixed up and I just "think" I heard it on Rome. lol Also it could just be that it is just a standard line of the character.

:glugglug:

 

[georges]

the enforcer

Capt McKay: $14,379.
Harry Callahan: How can that be?
Capt McKay: You want an itemized account? You took out two front doors, one front window, 12 feet of counter. Plus damages to the stock, plus one city vehicle totaled. Not to mention three hostages in the hospital, all of whom will probably sue the city.
Harry Callahan: For what?
Capt McKay: Excessive use of *****. For your information, Callahan, the minority community has just about had it with this kind of police work.
Harry Callahan: By the "minority community", I suppose you're talking about the hoods.

Capt McKay: All right Callahan, button your lip, that's an order.
Harry Callahan: Captain, if you want to jerk all these people off, you can, but don't do it with me.
Capt McKay: That's it, Callahan. You just got yourself a 60 day suspension.
Harry Callahan: Make it 90!
Capt McKay: 180! Give me your star.

 

[lordvader1]

Eric Cartman:

"I said who wants to fuckin touch me!"

"fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck."

Hearing those guys finally let loose in the movie brought tears to my eyes.

DOA is correct, if you heard some of those lines in Rome then they ripped it from Gladiator.

 

[hokity pokity]

from the BOONDOCK SAINTS.

Russian mob guy: "I am Ivan Checkov and you will be closing now!"
murphy: Checkov? Well this here is macCoy, we find ourselves a Spock we can have ourselves an away team.

(Rocco) HEY dont shot im the funny man dont shoot! yeah im the funny man boss mustve send you in as back up. (a masked Conner and Murphy) Wheres your ***! -rocco hands over a six shooter-. (murphy) Theres 9 bodies Genius! What were you gonna do with the other 3? Laugh them to death? HUH? FUNNY MAN!

moments later. (Rocco after seeing the 9 corpses) Fuckin'..What the Fuckin fuck..Who the fuck..Fuck this fuckin...How did you 2 fuckin fucks..Fuck!
(conner replies) well that certainly illistrates the diversity of the word.

agent smucker smacks his gay lover in bed while on the phone.
Agent Smecker: what are you doing?
gay dude: I just wanted to cuddle.
Smecker: cuddle? what a fag.

Rocco: They can suck my pathetic little dick.and ill dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while theyre at it.

so many many many more. every other line in that movie is hillarious.

 

[om3ga]

This is a great one that not too many people have seen "Fear of a Black Hat" Think Spinal Tap but with late 80s early 90s rap music

Do I look like the kind of n*&^% that could **** a whole bunch white people?
I mean with a reason, but not on a humbug

When you ride that train, you get there

Another great one with tons of quotes is Better Off Dead

Shame for folks to be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that

Reminded me of CB4:

Trustus: Do you cuss on your records?
Albert: Yeah.
Trustus: Do you defile women with your lyrics?
Albert: Yeah.
Trustus: Do you fondle your genitalia on stage?
Albert: Whenever possible.
Trustus: Do you glorify ******** or advocate the use of guns as a way of solving a simple dispute?
CB4: [pull out guns]
Trustus: Ok! Ok! Final question. Do you guys respect anything at all?
CB4: Not a goddamn thing.
Trustus: You got a deal.



Albert Sr.: You ain't tough. There are real some **** out there that are going to kick your narrow ass. You ain't from the street, I'm from the street. And only somebody who wasn't would think it was something to glorify.

 

[4G63]

"That's a huge bitch!" Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

 

[Dro50]

Love Stinks

Chelsea: All I ever wanted to do was spend my life loving you, you disgusting sack of ****.
Seth: If that's all you wanted, then why did you hire the sleaziest lawyer in town, you pathologically deluded, morally bankrupt, in-denial, self-esteem-deficient... bitch on wheels!!!?
Chelsea: I am NOT in denial.

Larry: It's like a hooker taking a trick to court to get him to pay.
Holly: Don't call my best friend a hooker.
Larry: That's right, a hooker tells you the price up front.

Seth: I'll sue your ass for damages for damaging my ass!!!!

[on phone answering machine]
Seth: If you have a message for me leave it after the beep and if you have a message for Chelsea then you REALLY HAVE TO ASK YOURSELF WHY!!!!!!!?

 

[drdeath67]

(says very calmly ....at first) I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH! Garry from The Thing

 

[Dro50]

Saving Silverman

Wayne: Our enemy is wicked, so...
J.D.: Dude, she's Freddy Krueger.
Wayne: Damien.
J.D.: Dude, she's Vader.
Wayne: No! She's the Emperor.
J.D.: Yeah, but with really great tits!
Wayne: Ok, now Sandy, that girl, she's a real nice girl.
J.D.: Ah, yeah.
Wayne: She's a sweetheart.
J.D.: Dude, a saint.
Wayne: A goddess.
J.D.: A princess.
Wayne: No what? She's kinda like ****** Teresa.
J.D.: Yeah, but with way better tits!

J.D.: Isn't one-and-only supposed to be, like, one? And only?

J.D.: Comingtoyaaaahaaaa

Judith: Don't make me take away your masturbation privileges!

Wayne: She didn't like the way his ass looked, so she made him get butt cheek implants.
J.D.: I thought his ass looked tighter!

 

[Dro50]

Dirty Work

Kathy: You guys are brothers?
Mitch: Well, it's a long story...
Sam: My *** boned his ***.
Mitch: Okay, so it's a short story.

Homeless Guy: And then when you jumped on that security guard's back and you were yelling in his ear, "The CIA put a chip in my brain!" I was laughing so hard, I almost **** my pants.
Martin: Almost!!?

Pops: Back then we didn't have these fancy birth control methods. Like pulling out.

Mitch: Ha ha! You didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes, did you?

Mitch: Okay, Cole. Well, it's been nice doing business with you. Now you probably want to go home and kick back and enjoy a nice, tall, cold glass of chihuahua **** or something.

 

[Iamforever]

"why couldnt you put the bunny back in the box" that one always makes me laugh. from conair.