Favourite Movie Quotes

[Spanky's Anger]

Classic scene from 'The Thing'

'You gotta be fucking kidding..'

Spoken by a character as he watches a dimembered head sprout legs and scuttle toward the door.



Aliens

What does he want us to use...harsh language?'

One marine's thoughts on being ordered to give up his guns and grenades just before facing the aliens.

Good stuff chief... oddly, I just watched The Thing on DVD last night (I've had it for years, and I saw it in the theatre when it came out in '83), and ALIENS if FULL of good lines...

"Hudson, this little girl made it with no help and with no training..."

"Why don't you put her in charge!!!"

And of course...

"I say we grease this rat-fuck sonofabitch right now!"

:rofl:

 

[nylo]

The Untouchables

Malone "What you are you prepared to do?"
Al Capone "I want him dead, I want his family...dead, I want his house burnt to ground. I want to go there in the middle of the night and piss on the ashes"

Some Like it Hot

Jerry: "Will you look at that! Look how she moves! It's like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!"

Spies Like Us
Emmett Fitz-Hume: [catches a live grenade] Hey! What's this?
Austin Millbarge: You don't want it!
Emmett Fitz-Hume: [stands up and casually throws the grenade back]

Major League
Jake Taylor: That's my wife...
Willie Mays Hayes: Does she know that?
Jake Taylor: Well, she would've been if I hadn't screwed it up... who's that guy she's with?
Willie Mays Hayes: I don't know. He's not wearing a nametag.
Rick Vaughn: Want me to drag him outta here, kick the s*** out of him?

 

[Big P13]

I really like that scene in A League of Their Own when the kid asks Jimmy Dougan (Tom Hanks) for his autograph, and then reads it outloud.

Kid: "Wow! 'Avoid the clap, Jimmy Dougan"

Jimmy Dougan: "That's good advice!"

 

[Dro50]

Happy Gilmore
"You will Not make this putt ya JACKASS!!!"

"Hey Gilmore!...You suck! Ya Jackass!"

"Your never gonna get off that beach, just the way you never got into the NHL, Ya Jackass!.....hahaha Nice shooting Soldier!"

 

[saxman]

"It was fucking obvious that that cunt was going to fuck some cunt."
Francis Begbie, Trainspotting

 

[swhlye]

40 Year Old Virgin - "You know how I know you're gay? Your dick tastes like shit!"

Super Troopers - "Ugh, it smells like sex in here"

Chasing Amy - "All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'." or "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" or "Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch. That's why he was always going around wearing that crown-looking hat... he was the king of queen Archie's world." or Hooper's Star Wars speech.

 

[Iamforever]

from the movie "no holds barred"- "that smells like doody." :ban:

 

[Irony]

I'll be back lol. God old Arny

 

[Dro50]

Anchorman

"How Now Brown Cow"

"Knights of Columbus that hurt!"

"A Whales Vagina..."

"When in Rome"

"Dorothy Mantooth is a SAINT!!"

"Where'd you get those pants, the toilet store?"

"I'm kind of a big deal...I have many leather bound books...and my apartment smells of rich Mohagany"

"They say that 90% of the time, this stuff works every time"

"I was thinkin' we should go out, have some chicken and some sex and ya know see where things are goin"

 

[Dro50]

The Mexican

"Yeah, I'm an American" Brad
"No shit!?.....well I'm Mexican...." Cop

"Do you like sex and travel?"

 

[Melroy]

Shawshank Redemption
Red: "Andy crawled to freedom through five-hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want too. Five-Hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile."

Red: [narrating] Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.

Joe Dirt
Joe Dirt: I'm a rocker through and through. Here's a list of my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Leppard...

Joe Dirt: So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis?
Kicking Wing: No.
Joe Dirt: Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
Kicking Wing: No, I don't.
Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
Kicking Wing: No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
Joe Dirt: Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer.

Old Cajun Man: [In a muffled back water accent] Home is where you make it.
Joe Dirt: What?
Old Cajun Man: Home is where you make it.
Joe Dirt: You like to see homos naked?
Old Cajun man: Home is where you make it.
Joe Dirt: Oh.
[Walks away]
Joe Dirt: Guy likes to see homos naked, that doesn't help me.

 

[Christmas_Ape]

I have so many favorites, but I love this one from a favorite movie of mine, Plan 9 From Outerspace.

"Modern women. They've been like that all down through the ages."

 

[Dro50]

Dodgeball

"I find that if you have a goal, you may not reach it but if you dont have a goal you'll never be dissapointed and I have to tell ya it feels phenomenal"

"You also sent me that stripper gram for my birthday"
"That was congratulatory"
"It was also a man!"

"Your about as useful as a cock flavored lolly pop."

"My sweet dick it's MAGIC!"

"dodge dip dive duck and...dodge"

 

[tunsty]

'Open the Pod-bay doors HAL'

'I'm sorry Dave, I afraid I can't do that'

 

[Rattrap]

Not actually from a movie, but pretty funny nontheless:
"Go to hell."
"Is the reservation in your name?" - Burt Reynolds in an episode of the X-Files.

 

[bnaked]

"Jesus titty fucking christ!"

Team America

 

[Dro50]

Ace Ventura

"Ventura!"
"Yes Satan....oh I'm sorry sir I thought you were somebody else"

"Warning! Assholes may be closer than they appear!"

"excuse me I'd like to Asssk you a few questions.

"do you have a mint..maybe some Binaca?"

"I'm looking for Ray Finkle...and a clean pair of shorts"

"Would you please just leave"
"Why so you can beat him, FATTY!"

"Donot go in there, whooo!!"

 

[pussypoppa]

Team America: World Police

Guy in Bar: See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

 

[Jacksson_77]

Donnie Darko

Donnie: "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"

:hatsoff: Jackson

 

[Dro50]

Nacho Libre

"Lets Get down to the nitty gritty"

"stretchy pants!"