Favourite Movie Quotes

[drdeath67]

From Wedding Crashers

Janice: I've got the perfect girl for you!
Jeremy Grey: [sigh] Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.
Janice: Okay...
Jeremy Grey: OK, can you, can you put that so he can't see it? Thank you. Hey, Janice... great talk.

 

[Dam]

Blues Brothers (didn't see this one yet):

"Police Dispatcher: Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers HAS been approved. "

Outlaw Josey Wales:

"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy."

High Plains Drifter:

"Callie Travers: Just what do you consider going too far? Isn't forcible rape in broad daylight a misdemeanor in this town? "

and

"Mordecai: You know, I never did know your name.
The Stranger: Yes, you do. "

(others are mostly funny, the last is touching)




Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail and Full Metal Jacket both have tons of often used quotes (first half of FMJ is all comedy:1orglaugh )

 

[el-gimpo]

Randle: Which did you like better, Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back?
Dante: Empire
Randle: Blasphemy
Dante: Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away Bobo Fett, it ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets.

 

[member006]

"why couldnt you put the bunny back in the box" that one always makes me laugh. from conair.

Great choice I love that one too, some people just don't listen the first time. Con Air is on my personal top 5 movie list, one of the few movies I will / do watch over and over.

Watching “Nothing to Lose” right now. Lmao Just had this scene.

Nick Beam / Tim Robbins ..... T. Paul / Martin Lawrence


T. Paul: There's a spider on your head.
Nick Beam: What?
T. Paul: There's a spider on yo head.
Nick Beam: Look, I'm sorry, I'm not up on all this jive talkin', home boy lingo, what's that supposed to mean? "There's a spider on your head"?
T. Paul: It means there's a spider on your motherfuckin' head, man!
Nick Beam: Well get it off! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
T. Paul: I ain't touchin' that shit!

:rofl:

 

[Iamforever]

con air is my second favorite movie. right behind goodfellas.

that nothing to lose scene is priceless. i love the scatman part. he lights himself on fire. funny funny scene.

 

[Spanky's Anger]

Austin Powers

Scott Evil: It's no hassle...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: But...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: All I'm say...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: There gonna get a...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm just...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: Would...
Dr. Evil: Sh!... Knock-knock.
Scott Evil: Who's there?
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: But...
Dr. Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.

Didn't he also say "www dot Sh dot com"? Or was that the second film?

 

[Dro50]

From Wedding Crashers

Janice: I've got the perfect girl for you!
Jeremy Grey: [sigh] Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.
Janice: Okay...
Jeremy Grey: OK, can you, can you put that so he can't see it? Thank you. Hey, Janice... great talk.

Ahem go to page 5 and 4 posts down..... haha no worries...I like that quote enough to have people keep puttin it up!:glugglug:

 

[Dro50]

Didn't he also say "www dot Sh dot com"? Or was that the second film?

Hmm it seems You and I have some movie reviewing to do.

 

[Spanky's Anger]

True Lies...

"Harry... have you ever killed anyone?"

"Yes, but they were all bad..."

 

[Dro50]

Bad Boys 2

Marcus: [on seeing a rat] Oh, shit. These ain't normal rats.
Mike: What my partner means is that these are a special breed called umm...
Marcus: Big motherfuckers.

Marcus: Mike! There's a papa rat humping the shit out of this mama rat. No, he's straight pile-driving her!
Mike: Now how is that information gonna help me do my job?
Marcus: They fuck just like us!

Marcus: This is a nice fish. Big fuckin' eyes, but a nice fuckin' fish.

Marcus: [opens his front door] Who the FUCK are you?
Reggie: I'm Reggie, Mr. Burnett
Marcus:How old are you?
Reggie: I'm fifteen, Mr. Burnett
Marcus: Motherfucker, you look thirty.

 

[om3ga]

The Terminator: Fuck you, asshole.

 

[Dro50]

Parenthood

[after finding her 15-year-old son's bag full of porno tapes]
Helen: l assume you're watching these because you're curious about sex...you know. Or filmmaking.

Julie: I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree!

Tod: You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.

Larry Buckman: Is that Grandma?
Frank: Yeah, she's still alive.
Larry Buckman: Jeez Grandma, you got short.
Grandma: I'm shrinking!
Larry Buckman: Bummer!

 

[HeartBroker]

Dr. Strangelove


"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. "

 

[Dro50]

The Girl Next Door

Eli: Dude, don't mess this up.
Matthew: Mess what up?
Eli: Matt, she's a porn star! Okay? Take her to a motel room and bang her like a beast!
Matthew: Eli, I like this girl.
Eli: And you can still like her with your penis inside her. Matthew, I tell you that you're going to regret this. What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that ass.
Matthew: Eli, you're never going to see her again.
Eli: Oh, you know what? Fine!
Matthew: Fine!
Eli: Fine! Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't fuck her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please! Matt! Fuck her for me! For me!

Mrs. Kidman: Eli, do those girls go to your school?
Eli: Actually, no, Mrs. Kidman, they're porn stars.

Kelly: Stay in school!

 

[FullMoonWolf]

Say 'ello to my lil' Friend!!!!!!!:eek:- Scarface

 

[Christmas_Ape]

"Let's do it. Let's move to Mars."

Arnold in Total Recall.

 

[pussypoppa]

The Waterboy

[after Bobby demonstrates his tackling ability]
Coach Klein: Bobby, can you do that for me every game?
Bobby Boucher: Coach, not only will I do it for you, I... I... I... yes, yes, I'll do it for you.


Townie: You can do it. Cut his fucking head off.


Bobby Boucher: My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

 

[pussypoppa]

Deuce Bigalow:European Gigolo

T.J. Hicks: Can't a brother put his hand down another man's pants without setting off the faggot alarm?


T.J. Hicks: I ain't gay! I was just looking down his pants 'cause i heard his shlong was so big, and juicy! No wait! That didn't sound right!


T.J. Hicks: Anybody got some antibacterial gel? I got burnt dick on my hand.


T.J. Hicks: We'll find the killer using your twat-sicle.

 

[Elwood70]

I....state your name......

"I.......state your name...."

Do hereby pledge alligence to the frat......

"Do hereby pledge alligence to the frat......"

With liberty and fraternity for all..

"Amen"

 

[pussypoppa]

Friday

Smokey - You gotta be a stupid muthafucka to get fired on your day off

Smokey - You got knocked the fuck out... gimme my goddamn money... yeah payback's a motherfucker, *****


Friday After The Next

Mr. Jones: The chili here makes you wanna slap your mama!

Day-Day: One of them said they was gonna suck my dick from the back. I'm tryin' to see what that be like!

Day-Day: All want Santa Claus is two fat bitches and a bag of weed and two bag of chips to give to the fat bitches

Money Mike: Do y'all got a bathroom up in here? I gotta piss like a Russian racehorse at the Kentucky Derby with a glue truck on my ass!