Favourite Movie Quotes

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Gord Ogilvey: Alright boys, listen up. We're still in this thing. We just need a quick one.

John Stevenson: Listen up Cash!

Gord Ogilvey: We gotta work harder than them, okay?

John Stevenson: Harder than them, guys.

Gord Ogilvey: You know what's hard work? Going through a divorce, she's trying to get all my money now. She can half of it, I don't give a shit. The other half, hard work, mine! Some guys on their team are fuckin' divorced. Three guys there, who's fuckin' marriages are in the fuckin' toilet.

John Stevenson: We're playing divorced guys.

Doug Glatt: Yeah!

Gord Ogilvey: We gotta be fuckin' triceps, biceps, arceps hard!

Doug Glatt: Hard!

Gord Ogilvey: Greek fuckin' underground gay porn hard!

John Stevenson: We're all Adonis's

Gord Ogilvey: Highlanders, gay porn hard!

Doug Glatt: Gay porn hard!


~Goon (2011)
 

BCT

Pucker Up Butter Cup.
Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Big Trouble in Little China
 

Deepcover

Closed Account
"The people of this nation can stomach quite a bit. But the one thing they can't stomach is the image of a vice president with a mouthful of c*ck."
 
"I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank, walk in and see you..... and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." - Nicky Santoro (Joe Pesci) Casino
 
Mr. Sulu " The word sir."
Admiral Kirk " The word is no, I am therefore going anyway."
Mr.Sulu " You can count on our help sir."
Admiral Kirk " Thank You Mr. Sulu we are going to need it."
Star Trek 3 The Search for Spock
 
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