Favourite Movie Quotes

[Dro50]

Blade Trinity

"You cock juggling Thundercunt!!!" Hannibal

"gucci gu" Blade

"Are you ready to die" Drake
"I was born ready Muthafucka" Blade
"Muthafuck....I like that" Drake

 

[Big P13]

"Badges? Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges".
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, - 1948
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I believe you are mistaken sir! That quote is from Blazing Saddles!

 

[4G63]

I believe you are mistaken sir! That quote is from Blazing Saddles!

That quote is, but it was taken from The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

"Badges!? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!!" Gold Hat

 

[Big P13]

"im a mushroom cloud layin' muthafucka, muthafucka. and everytime my ass picks up a piece of brain or skull im superfly TNT."---pulp fiction

:thumbsup:

I could probably come up with a few hundred favorite quotes from that movie alone!

"Say bitch be cool!"

 

[Big P13]

That quote is, but it was taken from The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

"Badges!? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!!" Gold Hat

:spin:

Yes, I know that...that's what the little winky face was there to indicate.

 

[Dro50]

:thumbsup:

I could probably come up with a few hundred favorite quotes from that movie alone!

"Say bitch be cool!"

"Chill That Fuckin bitch out!!!!" hahah funny ass scene!:wave2:

 

[dangerousD]

"Someone run back to the ranch and get a sack full-a dimes!"
Taggart (Slim Pickens) after being stopped in the middle of the desert at a toll booth.

 

[Big P13]

"Someone run back to the ranch and get a sack full-a dimes!"
Taggart (Slim Pickens) after being stopped in the middle of the desert at a toll booth.

actually, it's "a shitload of dimes" :rofl:

Cowboys: "How 'bout some more beans Mr. Taggart?"
Taggart: "I'd say you've had enough!"

Bart: "You are my guest, and it is my duty to entertain you. Now, what do you like to do?"
Waco Kid: "I don't know. Play chess...screw..."
Bart: "Let's play chess"

Bart: "Where are all da white women at?"

Bart: "Man, them schnitzengrubens can wipe you out!"

 

[Dro50]

Apocalypse Now

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

"It was a good board and I liked it"

 

[Big P13]

"Charlie Don't Surf!!!"

 

[Legzman]

"I DON'T OWE YOU A GODDAMN FUCKIN THING!" Robert Deniro, Men of Honor

 

[icerfan]

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontaag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I think there oughta be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, softcore pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

Good night."

 

[Spanky's Anger]

Anything from "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" (ok technically its a book, but we'll ignore that for now)


"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold... And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas..."

"You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands"

"Yeah, I know. I'm guilty. I understand that. I knew it was a crime, and I did it anyways. Shit, why argue? I'm a fucking criminal, look at me."

"Just wait 'til you see those goddamned BATS!!! :rofl:

Here's another one from the book...

"What the fuck are these people talking about?" my attorney whispered. "You'd have to be crazy on acid to think a joint looked like a goddamned cockroach!"

:rofl2:

 

[Spanky's Anger]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.
[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman grabs Pvt. Cowboy by the shirt]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?
Private Cowboy: Sir, no Sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little piece of shit you look like a fucking worm, I bet it was you.
Private Cowboy: Sir, no Sir!
Private Joker: Sir, I said it, Sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, no shit. What do we have here, a fucking comedian! Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman punches Pvt. Joker in the stomach]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up off your face! Pvt. Joker you better unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
Private Joker: Sir, Yes sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Joker, why did you join my beloved Corps!
Private Joker: Sir, to kill, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: So you're a killer!
Private Joker: Sir, yes sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then let me see your war face!
Private Joker: [nervously] Sir?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You got a war face! ARRRRRRRRRGH! That's a war face, let me see your war face!
Private Joker: Ahhhh!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit, you didn't convince me, let me see your REAL war face!
Private Joker: Ahhhhhh!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You still don't scare me! Work on it!
Private Joker: Sir, yes sir!

FULL METAL JACKET FTW!!!

 

[drdeath67]

'When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth" Dawn Of The Dead

 

[Spanky's Anger]

I believe you are mistaken sir! That quote is from Blazing Saddles!

"Wanna play chess, or do you wanna screw???"

And of course, the infamous...
"Candy-Gram for Mongo!!! Candy-Gram for Mongo!!!"

"O0oooohhh, Mongo LIKE candy..."

BOOM!

:rofl2:

:banger:

 

[4G63]

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! - Team America: World Police

 

[drdeath67]

"Darling. Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in." Jack Nicholson from The Shining

 

[Dro50]

The Producers
(singing)
"Spring Time
For Hitler
And Germany"

 

[Dro50]

Napolean Dynamite
"It took me like an hour to finish the shading on your upper lip"

"For God sakes napolean make your self a darn quesadilla!"