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One, Two, Three:
Capitalism is like a dead herring in the moonlight. It shines, but it stinks!
Capitalism is like a dead herring in the moonlight. It shines, but it stinks!
From Sudden Impact, Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood) in the elevator with a punk who just got released on a technicality and is acting all arrogant....Callahan grabs him and says: "Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!"
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
"Plug It In, Otis!"
Michael Rooker in Henry, Portrait Of A Serial Killer
"Oh you like hurting girls? What's this for? What's the matter, cat got your tongue? It's for jacking off, isn't it?"
Charles Bronson in 10 To Midnight
De Georgio: Harry hates everybody. Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, ******s, Honkies, Chinks, you name it.
Gonzales: How does he feel about Mexicans?
De Georgio: Ask him.
Harry Callahan: Especially Spics.
Various Actors in Dirty Harry
Michael Rooker in Henry, Portrait Of A Serial Killer
"Oh you like hurting girls? What's this for? What's the matter, cat got your tongue? It's for jacking off, isn't it?"
Charles Bronson in 10 To Midnight
De Georgio: Harry hates everybody. Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, ******s, Honkies, Chinks, you name it.
Gonzales: How does he feel about Mexicans?
De Georgio: Ask him.
Harry Callahan: Especially Spics.
Various Actors in Dirty Harry
The one constant through all the years has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers; it has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game, is a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good, and that could be again. Oh people will come, Ray. People will most definitely come.
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Thanks, you're the first car by. How far you going?
Iowa.
If it's okay, I'll just ride along for awhile. I play baseball.
Hop in.
All right.
I'm looking for a place to play. I heard that all through the midwest they have towns with teams. And in some places, they'll even find you a day job so you can play nights and weekends.
This is your lucky day, kid. We're going someplace kind of like that.
All right!
I'm Ray Kinsella. This is Terence Mann.
Hi.
I'm Archie Graham.
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Thanks, you're the first car by. How far you going?
Iowa.
If it's okay, I'll just ride along for awhile. I play baseball.
Hop in.
All right.
I'm looking for a place to play. I heard that all through the midwest they have towns with teams. And in some places, they'll even find you a day job so you can play nights and weekends.
This is your lucky day, kid. We're going someplace kind of like that.
All right!
I'm Ray Kinsella. This is Terence Mann.
Hi.
I'm Archie Graham.
A League of Their Own
Ernie Capadino: Are you coming? See, how it works is, the train moves, not the station
Jimmy Dugan: Taking a little day trip?
Dottie Hinson: No, Bob and I are driving home. To Oregon.
Jimmy Dugan: [long pause] You know, I really thought you were a ballplayer.
Dottie Hinson: Well, you were wrong.
Jimmy Dugan: Was I?
Dottie Hinson: Yeah. It is only a game, Jimmy. It's only a game, and, and, I don't need this. I have Bob; I don't need this. At all.
Jimmy Dugan: I, I gave away five years at the end my career to drink. Five years. And now there isn't anything I wouldn't give to get back any one day of it.
Dottie Hinson: Well, we're different.
Jimmy Dugan: Shit, Dottie, if you want to go back to Oregon and make a hundred babies, great, I'm in no position to tell anyone how to live. But sneaking out like this, quitting, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Baseball is what gets inside you. It's what lights you up, you can't deny that.
Dottie Hinson: It just got too hard.
Jimmy Dugan: It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great.
Jimmy Dugan: Evelyn, could you come here for a second? Which team do you play for?
Evelyn Gardner: Well, I'm a Peach.
Jimmy Dugan: Well I was just wonderin' why you would throw home when we got a two-run lead. You let the tying run get on second base and we lost the lead because of you. Start using your head. That's the lump that's three feet above your ass.
[Evelyn starts to cry]
Jimmy Dugan: Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!
Doris Murphy: Why don't you give her a break, Jimmy...
Jimmy Dugan: Oh, you zip it, Doris! Rogers Hornsby was my manager, and he called me a talking pile of pigshit. And that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game. And did I cry?
Evelyn Gardner: No, no, no.
Jimmy Dugan: NO. NO. And do you know why?
Evelyn Gardner: No...
Jimmy Dugan: Because there's no crying in baseball. THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL! No crying!
Ernie Capadino: Are you coming? See, how it works is, the train moves, not the station
Jimmy Dugan: Taking a little day trip?
Dottie Hinson: No, Bob and I are driving home. To Oregon.
Jimmy Dugan: [long pause] You know, I really thought you were a ballplayer.
Dottie Hinson: Well, you were wrong.
Jimmy Dugan: Was I?
Dottie Hinson: Yeah. It is only a game, Jimmy. It's only a game, and, and, I don't need this. I have Bob; I don't need this. At all.
Jimmy Dugan: I, I gave away five years at the end my career to drink. Five years. And now there isn't anything I wouldn't give to get back any one day of it.
Dottie Hinson: Well, we're different.
Jimmy Dugan: Shit, Dottie, if you want to go back to Oregon and make a hundred babies, great, I'm in no position to tell anyone how to live. But sneaking out like this, quitting, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Baseball is what gets inside you. It's what lights you up, you can't deny that.
Dottie Hinson: It just got too hard.
Jimmy Dugan: It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great.
Jimmy Dugan: Evelyn, could you come here for a second? Which team do you play for?
Evelyn Gardner: Well, I'm a Peach.
Jimmy Dugan: Well I was just wonderin' why you would throw home when we got a two-run lead. You let the tying run get on second base and we lost the lead because of you. Start using your head. That's the lump that's three feet above your ass.
[Evelyn starts to cry]
Jimmy Dugan: Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!
Doris Murphy: Why don't you give her a break, Jimmy...
Jimmy Dugan: Oh, you zip it, Doris! Rogers Hornsby was my manager, and he called me a talking pile of pigshit. And that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game. And did I cry?
Evelyn Gardner: No, no, no.
Jimmy Dugan: NO. NO. And do you know why?
Evelyn Gardner: No...
Jimmy Dugan: Because there's no crying in baseball. THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL! No crying!
dave_rhino
Closed Account
Rush Hour
Sang: [after beating up Carter] Wipe yourself off. You're bleeding.
---(later in the movie)---
Carter: [after killing Sang] Wipe yourself off, man. You're dead.
Sang: [after beating up Carter] Wipe yourself off. You're bleeding.
---(later in the movie)---
Carter: [after killing Sang] Wipe yourself off, man. You're dead.
meesterperfect
Hiliary 2020
The Big Lebowski:
The Dude: I...the royal we, you know, the
editorial--I dropped off the money,
exactly as per--Look, man I've got certain
information alright? Certain things have
come to light, and uh, ya know, has it ever
occurred to you, that uh, instead of uh, you know
running around, uh uh, blaming me, given the
nature of all this new shit, you know it, it
it, this could be a uh, a lot more uh, uh, uh, uh,
complex, I mean it's not just, it might not
be, just such a simple, uh--you know?
Lebowski: What in Gods holy name are you blathering about?
The Dude: I...the royal we, you know, the
editorial--I dropped off the money,
exactly as per--Look, man I've got certain
information alright? Certain things have
come to light, and uh, ya know, has it ever
occurred to you, that uh, instead of uh, you know
running around, uh uh, blaming me, given the
nature of all this new shit, you know it, it
it, this could be a uh, a lot more uh, uh, uh, uh,
complex, I mean it's not just, it might not
be, just such a simple, uh--you know?
Lebowski: What in Gods holy name are you blathering about?
Planet of the Apes
Taylor: Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!
Taylor: Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!
dave_rhino
Closed Account
Ravenous.
[Boyd pushes himself and Ives into a giant bear trap]
Ives: "That was very.... Sneaky...
If you die first, I'm definately going to eat you. The question is, if i die, what will YOU do? Bon appetite."
[Boyd pushes himself and Ives into a giant bear trap]
Ives: "That was very.... Sneaky...
If you die first, I'm definately going to eat you. The question is, if i die, what will YOU do? Bon appetite."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Cal: I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.
Cal: I wet the bed until I was 19. There's no shame in that.
Cal: So when you say psychosomatic, you mean like he could start a fire with his thoughts?
Ricky Bobby: I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then fuck you.
Frank: Will you people shut the hell up! I've got my wife trying to sleep in an oxygen tent over here!
Reese Bobby: If you don't shut up I'm going to come rip a hole in that tent!
Texas Ranger: Go shave your balls, you dusty old fart!
Lucy Bobby: Yeah, Frank, SHUT UP!
Ricky Bobby: Dear little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my moma together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.
Walker: My friends and I skipped school and we filled up a cup of pee and tried to get our neighbors dog to drink it. But he wouldn't.
Ricky Bobby: [after a girl flashes him] Please be 18.
Ricky Bobby: Well, I'm the best there is. Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence.
Ricky Bobby: Wow. I feel like I'm in Highlander!
Cal: I had a dream where Jesus was a dirty old bum, and I was about to sock him in the face because, well he's a dirty old bum, but then I thought, theres something special about him...
Ricky Bobby: Hey. I'm Ricky Bobby. Christmas is right around the corner. And what better gift to give a loved one, than the Jackhawk 9000. Avaible at WalMart.
...last but not least, myfavourite line of the film
Ricky Bobby: [running around on the track in his underwear] Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!
Cal: I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.
Cal: I wet the bed until I was 19. There's no shame in that.
Cal: So when you say psychosomatic, you mean like he could start a fire with his thoughts?
Ricky Bobby: I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then fuck you.
Frank: Will you people shut the hell up! I've got my wife trying to sleep in an oxygen tent over here!
Reese Bobby: If you don't shut up I'm going to come rip a hole in that tent!
Texas Ranger: Go shave your balls, you dusty old fart!
Lucy Bobby: Yeah, Frank, SHUT UP!
Ricky Bobby: Dear little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my moma together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.
Walker: My friends and I skipped school and we filled up a cup of pee and tried to get our neighbors dog to drink it. But he wouldn't.
Ricky Bobby: [after a girl flashes him] Please be 18.
Ricky Bobby: Well, I'm the best there is. Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence.
Ricky Bobby: Wow. I feel like I'm in Highlander!
Cal: I had a dream where Jesus was a dirty old bum, and I was about to sock him in the face because, well he's a dirty old bum, but then I thought, theres something special about him...
Ricky Bobby: Hey. I'm Ricky Bobby. Christmas is right around the corner. And what better gift to give a loved one, than the Jackhawk 9000. Avaible at WalMart.
...last but not least, myfavourite line of the film
Ricky Bobby: [running around on the track in his underwear] Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!
Blades Of Glory
Chazz: How'd it go with your lady? Carve up any ice?...With your weiner?
Chazz: Night is a very dark time for me
Jimmy: It's dark for everyone, idiot!
Chazz: Not for people who live in Alaska. Or people with night-vision goggles
Hector: I wanna wear the gold medal... naked.
Chazz: Are you an official here? 'Cause you've officially given me a boner.
[Whispers] I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bare.
Jimmy: I see you got fat!
Chazz: I see you still look like a 15-year-old girl but not hot.
Chazz: Mind-bottling. Like your mind is trapped in a bottle.
Chazz: How'd it go with your lady? Carve up any ice?...With your weiner?
Chazz: Night is a very dark time for me
Jimmy: It's dark for everyone, idiot!
Chazz: Not for people who live in Alaska. Or people with night-vision goggles
Hector: I wanna wear the gold medal... naked.
Chazz: Are you an official here? 'Cause you've officially given me a boner.
[Whispers] I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bare.
Jimmy: I see you got fat!
Chazz: I see you still look like a 15-year-old girl but not hot.
Chazz: Mind-bottling. Like your mind is trapped in a bottle.
icerfan
Nikkala made me do it!
Caddyshack
Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over there in the Himalayas.
Angie D'Annunzio: A looper?
Carl: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald ... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says?
Angie: No!
Carl: Gunga galunga... gunga, gungala-gungala. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnHaTlI1p7o :rofl2:
Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over there in the Himalayas.
Angie D'Annunzio: A looper?
Carl: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald ... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says?
Angie: No!
Carl: Gunga galunga... gunga, gungala-gungala. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnHaTlI1p7o :rofl2:
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"Say what again, I dare ya, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more got damn time". - Samuel L. Jackson
Couldnt choose, but from a movie I recently watched:
Detective: Hey, girls, I've got good and bad news: The Good news, your dates are here!
Random girl: Ok, then what's the bad news?
Detective: They are dead!
-Night Of The Creeps-
and probably a lot of quotes from some Tarantino movies like Pulp Fiction.
Detective: Hey, girls, I've got good and bad news: The Good news, your dates are here!
Random girl: Ok, then what's the bad news?
Detective: They are dead!
-Night Of The Creeps-
and probably a lot of quotes from some Tarantino movies like Pulp Fiction.
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