Favourite Movie Quotes

[bodie54]

Man in the boat overboard.
You beast.
You savage.
C'mon bark like a dog for me. Bark like a dog.
I will teach you the meaning of the word "respect".


The normally reserved Augusta crowd, going wild ... [pauses] for this young Cinderella who's come out of nowhere. He's got about 350 yards left, he's going to hit about a 5 iron it looks like, don't you think?
He's got a beautiful backswing...
[swings, pulverizes another flower]
That's ... Oh, he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that!
The crowd is just on its feet here. He's a Cinderella boy. Tears in his eyes, I guess, as he lines up this last shot. He's got about 195 yards left, and he's got a, looks like he's got about an 8 iron.
This crowd has gone deadly silent ... Cinderella story, out of nowhere, former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters Champion. [Swings, pulverizes yet another flower]
It looks like a mirac---
It's in the hole! It's in the hole!

 

[om3ga]

Sergeant Tom Hannon: Hey, where the hell are you going, Shaft?
John Shaft: To get laid, where the hell are you going?

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Vic Androzzi: What'cha got?
John Shaft: I got laid.

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Vic Androzzi: Have a chair, John.
Shaft: I don't like your chair.

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Willy: Got to see if you're clean before you can see the Man.
John Shaft: [laugh] Better get yourself six more helpers then, Willy.
Willy: That's how it's done.
John Shaft: Who searches you?
Willy: Nobody.
John Shaft: Then get the same cat to search us.

 

[Leezy]

Terminator 2:
Arnie: Gimme your clothes, your boots and your motocycle.
Biker: (haha) You forgot to say please.

He then pins the biker to a snooker table with a knife.

Happy Gilmore:

Golf guy: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?! (argh)

 

[Roughneck]

Not sure if this has been posted before:

Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess he had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.

From "The Unforgiven"

 

[icerfan]

And from the same movie:
"it wasn't over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, and it aint over now." - John Blutarsky (grade point average 0.0)

Germans? Forget it, he's rolling!

 

[tunsty]

From the 1959 comedy 'I'm alright jack', staring Peter Sellers.


Windrush: "My aunt used Detto and she came out in an appalling rash."
Detto executive: "Is that so?.
I'll have you know my wife has always washed our baby's napkins in Detto and neither has shown the sign of a spot since birth."
Windrush: "Of course, my aunt's rash was on her elbow."



I thoroughly recommend this film..Peter Sellers is on top form and the film is a hoot from start to finish.

 

[meesterperfect]

One I love from my All-time favorite show The Odd Couple.
When Felix unknowingly was having and affair with Alex Karras'es wife.
Felix- I don't care, I'll fight him if I have too, Love has made me Strong!
Oscar- Yeah but Strength has made him Stronger!

Others,
Felix- Penny for your thoughts?
Oscar- Dollar for your death.

Felix-Everyone thinks I'm a hypochondriac. It makes me sick.

Felix-(as a lawyer)- I showed you my razzle now I'll show you my dazzle.

Felix- Oscar give me a rubber band.
Oscar- I don't have one!
Felix Yes you do theyre holding you socks up!

And a thousand more. I miss that show.

 

[-KING-]

Blades Of Glory

Jimmy: So Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.
Chazz: We're going to skate to one song, and one song only.
[starts singing]
Chazz: I'm gonna get you get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps. My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.
Jimmy: How do you even know what that means?
Chazz: NO ONE knows what it means, but it's provocative.
Jimmy: No it's not, it's...
Chazz: It gets the people GOING.

 

[contiGT]

Wonderful British humor series Fawlty Towers. One of the oldest guests, Major Gowen speaks to a hysterical lady with a small dog.

Major: Oh, very attractive little fellow. What is he?
Lady: He's a little shi-zu
Major: Oh, dear... What breed is it?
Lady: Oh, they're lap dogs, aren't they?
Major: Hard imaging him stalking a rein deer....

 

[contiGT]

Sgt Highway (Eastwood) in Heartbreak ridge:

-Be advised I eat concertina wire and piss napalm. I can put a round through a flea's ass at 300 yards.

-With all due respect, sir, you're beginning to bore the hell out of me.

 

[ckjedi66]

Bud Fox (Charlie Sheen) - "Marv i have a feeling we are gonna make a killing today"
Marv (John C McGinley) - "Yeah, where's your machine gun?"

From the classic Wall Street

 

[bodie54]

You obviously have a wonderful economy with words, Gloria. I look forward to your next syllable with great eagerness!

If you and your undershirt will take two paces backwards, I could enter this dwelling.

Normally, someone would have to go to a bowling alley to meet someone of your stature.

Arthur, I see no reason for prolonging this conversation...unless you plan on knocking over a fruit-stand later this afternoon. Good luck in prison.

[Arthur] I hate it here Hobson.
Of course you hate it. People work here.


Sir John Gielgud

 

[LordVader66]

Stand By Me

Gordie: ...the main guy of the story is a fat kid that nobody likes named Davie Hogan.
Vern: Like Charlie Hogan's brother. If he had one.
Chris: Good Vern. Go on, Gordie.
Gordie: Well this kid is our age but he's fat, real fat. He weighs close to one-eighty. But you know it's not his fault it's his glands.
Vern: Oh yeah, my cousin's like that, sincerely. She weighs over three hundred pounds. Supposed to be Hyboid Gland or something. Well I don't know about any Hyboid Glands, but what a blimp. No shit. she looks like a Thanksgiving turkey. And you know this one time...
Chris: Shut up, Vern.
Vern: Yeah, yeah, right. Go on, Gordie, it's a swell story.

 

[pussyman69]

Australian movie "KENNY" a quarrel between Father and Plummer son Kenny.
Father-Did you ring that bloke that i told you to ring about the job?
Kenny-No i didnt,no i havent rung him.
Father-Why not?Hes a good mate of mine.Why didnt you ring him?
Kenny-Im not saying hes not a good mate of yours,dad,its just i dont need to ring him.Ive got a job.
Father-Yeah but im talking about a real job.A REAL job.
Kenny-Ive got a real job dad im a Plumber.
Father-Yeah,Plumber my arse.I know what ya are.
Father-Im a little...a little disappointed in you,son.
Kenny-In me?disappointed in what?Its a full time job,dad.Im working 6 to 7 days a week,and im pulling in over $1,200.
Father-Yeah what,a full time job?Your Mother and i didnt put you through school for you to become a Fuckin Glorified turd burglar,and thats all you Fuck'in well are!
Kenny-Im a Plumber dad,a Plumber.
Father-Oh Plumber my Arse!
Kenny-Dont say this stuff in front of the boy.
Father-I wont say it in front of him,thats why i sent him outside.Im not a ding-a-ling.You never see a man,you never come and see me,and when you do come here,all you wanna do is argue!
Kenny-I dont wanna argue,ive just got a job.As soon as you can accept that ive got a full time job...
Father-I thought you'd be glad to see me.
Kenny-I am glad to see you dad.Ive just driven down here to...Of course im glad to see you.
Father-(talking about 9 year old)And the lads growing up.The last time i seen him he was this high(bends down with hand out a foot off the ground)and have a look at him now-hes nearly Fuckin 6ft.You dont bring him near the place.What,are you ashamed of me or something?
Kenny-No im not ashamed of you dad.
Father-Aw,it gives me the shits,it does,boy.

 

[ckjedi66]

Arthur (Dudley Moore) - "Girls girls.....hello girls.....would the more attractive of you please step forward....(laughs) oh thats funny.....actually you're both very attractive, would the one who thinks im attractive please step forward....quickly as possible time is money"
Gloria - "What'd ya have in mind?"
Arthur - "Ah VD i'm really into penicillin...ahhh thats funny!!!!!......actually what i had in mind is spending the evening with a stranger who loves me"
Gloria - "Gonna cost ya a hundred dollars"
Arthur - "Oh yea what time do you get off work?......Let's make it two hundred dollars, but I will ask you to simoniz my car....(laughs more) tell me has there been a death in your family? This is funny stuff here"
Gloria - "Let's go"
Arthur - "Bitterman, give her friend a hundred dollars she came in second"

Dudley Moore's classic comedy Arthur

 

[LordVader66]

The Goonies

[the Fratellis are interrogating Chunk]
Francis Fratelli: Tell us everything! Everything!
Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Jake Fratelli: I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!
Mama Fratelli: [tired of Chunk's stalling] Hit puree!

 

[Nylon_22]

From, 'the Good, the Bad & the Ugly'

[Tuco is in a bubble bath. The One Armed Man enters the room]

One Armed Man: I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me. I had lots of time to learn to shoot with my left.

[Tuco kills him with the gun he has hidden in the foam]

Tuco: When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.

Love it.

 

[contiGT]

Some great Eastwood quotes:

The Rookie
Pulowski (Eastwood) "There's got to be a hundred reasons why I don't blow you away. Right now I can't think of one".

The Dead pool:
"Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one".

Heartbreak ridge
COP: You're going to pay every dollar of that fine. I don't give no service man's discount!

GUNNY: Too bad, your old lady does.

 

[dave_rhino]

The Goonies

[the Fratellis are interrogating Chunk]
Francis Fratelli: Tell us everything! Everything!
Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Jake Fratelli: I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!
Mama Fratelli: [tired of Chunk's stalling] Hit puree!

HEEEEEEY YOOOOOOU GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS!!!

Awesome movie, takes me back to my youth

 

[Boobman!]

Yippe kay yay!!