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I can't see that insulting anyone at all.... Except for a few odd million Yanks.

How can they be sure?...maybe it's one continuous erection. I can only speak from experience of course..;)

Woman Sues Airline.. for getting cum in her hair: http://startelegram.typepad.com/sky_talk/2008/03/woman-files-law.html Ron Jeremy unavailable for comment. Check out this reply to the story: she should get millions !!!. Any time a passemger gets out of their seat they should be tossed off...

Just once I'd like to see a salesman try to sell a PC with the line 'Yeah, up to 8mbps broadband..you'll be able to download those porn films in a jiffy' I await the next PC World advert with anticipation...

I don't care, as long as I get the opportunity to lick my balls in public, without being arrested.

I'm not going to read the list... I'm not going to read the list... I'm not going to read the list... I'm not going to read the list... I'm not going to read the list... I'm not going to read the list... I'm not going to read the list... I'm not going to read the list... If I do, I'll not...

Marie Curie Marie Curie's first ever discovery in the field of Radioactivity, was to discover Polonium, which she named after her country of birth Poland. (and given the symbol Ci from her name Curie) She is the only person to have won the Nobel-Prize in two different fields of science...

I don't usually carry much money around with me. Could I use the pouch to store my lunch? I usually like a couple of jacket potatoes and a nice long piece of Knockwurst.

In that case, I must be living in Wanker-city :helpme:

If it's windows, you're still gonna need the ole CTRL/ALT/DEL.

Oh man...I'm gettin' me a delivery job and heading over to Brody's house.:nanner:

I think the important question is... Was she showing any cleavage?

Someone talked...

Hold on...just let me get one of the many pairs of 3D glasses that I have just happen to have lying around my house.. :rolleyes:

Yup, anyone who can afford such luxuries, can now buy them. So that'll be....0% of the population. No change there then..

If that happens to be a female pilot, expect the next pic to show her flying off with the nozzle still in... :ban:

I would say something nasty about them...but it'll be water off a Darth's back.

Oh no...they've got pointy sticks and ugly women

Intel i486 processor series. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intel_80486

484 is 484 backwards !

Phew..It's an 'America' thing... For a moment there, I thought I was going to get it... now back to my dreams:*****:

You have good taste, my man.. I'm Listening to Sade - Diamond Life.. good 'ole smooching music.. come over here and sit beside me, you gorgeous pillow.:lovecoupl

Nah, they don't look like Mod Material... Guy at the front might have a good future in a McDonalds, though..

Yay !.. I've got 420.. of something:dunno::*****:

Sorry..the Ham is off. Well, to be more precise, the pig is off...the Mods are having trouble catching the damn thing.

Man drives through Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru...pantless! http://www.silive.com/newsflash/index.ssf?/base/news-32/1205455769114140.xml&storylist=simetro He couldn't put his coffee down, but I'll bet his doughnuts were handily placed.. Dumbass crooks No264: Polish bank robbers, foiled by...

But..I have such lovely sparkly ****.

Can't wait for a follow up 'My *** is off the Camel-Toads, but has taken a liking to Bearded-Clams.

Oh, here's one.. I live in No 15 M********* Road..so far so good There is another road going off adjacent to it called M********* Close (same first name, in case you didn't get it) The Bastards who live at 15 M********* Close, keep ordering Chinese takeaways, pizzas, taxis...etc Guess who...

Is that picture scaled accurately? It's just that he's got such a small cock. Is that some sort of pre-requisite I wonder..? pssst, I've heard that the Freeones Talking Hat, always swallows..

I think you need to be a bit more subtle about the truth.. or at least make something up.;)

Petra - busy doing her chores, at the Freeones offices..

Super-Sheep Evades Police, beats up Police dog, saves ***** from burning building (no, not really, on that last one) http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2764624.html?menu= Two, Four year old boys arrested...for NOT taking a ***. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2764624.html?menu=

Disturbing, gut-wrenching, nightmare-inducing, chilling... But that's enough about AFA.. I liked the vid.:hatsoff:

my job...

Let's be thankful that there was no 'toliet-cam'... unless of course someone knows better.

If that's the case, how come I'm never able to 'fix' it for myself??

Hmmm...on balance, I think that, with a lot of thought, I might just choose...

Hey..I think I remember you.. wait... wait.. nope... gone

Just after this shot, they had a game of 'hunt the banana'

I have this vision of a David Attenborough program... 'In search of the Camel-Toad' "A rare, but much sought after species. Is equally at home, at the seaside, as it is in urban environments...!" (and so forth) I laughed at the 'licking' bit... your on the right track, mum...OOPS!

Well, it's a site devoted to naked girls ......smokin' weed. I swear I wasn't looking for it! (some nice babes though ....maaaaan :pimpdaddy ) http://www.420girls.com/420/forums/headquarters/146-updates-page.html

Um...**** to mention this, but you missed out 481-489. Go stand in the corner and face the wall :tongue:

Looks like the end of the road (or sky) for the stealth Fighter. http://edition.cnn.com/2008/US/03/11/stealth.fighter.ap/

creepy KT Tunstall

It's only rep... don't get so hung-up about it... I mean who nee...... FUCK, WHERE'S MY REP...AGGGGHHHH

I shouldn't really tell you this.. But, apparently he ***** his Moderators and sells their bodies to medical science. Think about it. Why have some of the Ex-Mods never been heard from again?...:eek:

'Gnome' like figure stalks the streets of Argentina http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,336750,00.html High ho, high ho...it's off to stalk we go..

There's 'Hotel California' and then there's the rest of the stuff they've done. Ok...but hardly a groundbreaking band. Kaiser Chiefs

and a sound, like that of a million porn-forum posters. cried out and was silenced.. 100,000 years away, huh.. Well, let's not waste valuable tossing-time by talking about it..