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Ahem.. Erica = beautiful, nice tits, shaggable Simi = beautiful, nice tits, shaggable ..I don't think we NEED to know much more than that! :lovecoupl I would choose...

U-Boat - U-479 http://uboat.net/boats/u479.htm

Ageing FOOL Alastair Darling (Chancellor of the Exchequer) * Just a thought...I think I should have called this thread >COOL< or >FOOL< or >TOOL< Extra options are always welcome..don't ya think?

Thamks for the deluge...I SAY DELUGE of entries. I'll go with maildude's answers..

John Denver karaoke sparks ******* spree

Maybe your file associations are screwed. Right cick on the file and see what program it is opening with.

These will crack you up...my personal fav' is No8 http://cbs13.com/slideshows/Married.Names.Hyphenate.20.462840.html?rid=0

So...the 'ugly-wife' method is outdated?

20/min - normal 35/min - if I let go of my dick and use both hands 45/min - both hands AND dick 55/min - both hands, my dick and my testicles...unfortuanteluy I ghet lots ovf spollingg mushtakes thahht wey

Cool Prince Harry...

You're familiar with the 'turn-on' jesus switch, in my other thread: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=1922130 So I thought it would be an idea to have an ongoing thread, especially made for those ill-thought out products, that you often stumble across. It can be either the stupidity...

You're in for a rough ride with this girl..

/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ You heard the man..

They reckoned that there simply wasn't enough love and fondness on the board.. So along came rep points and now there's a whole lotta lovin' going on. (except for me):helpme:

Okaaaay...let's get this fantastic thread moving again. 1: An inappropriate place to laugh. 2: An excuse for being late to work. 3: Something you wear as a disguise. 4: Something you do to entertain yourself while waiting for a job interview 5: Something you say at the job interview which would...

Rally Driver, Colin McRae (RIP) had a career total of 477 stage wins, helping him to win a career total of 25 races, 42 podium finishes and the 1995 World Rally Championship title.

That's unkind... The Russians simply said it was a dog..you didn't have to name her;) JK: she's lovely...woof, grrrrr

Cool Mr T in the Snickers ads

Obviously, no-one has even mentioned her modelling career in the other thread:dunno::helpme:

Tip: always choose your restaurant, by size of the restroom window...not the service, food, price etc

Thanks for pointing them out, but if it's all the same to you, I'll just hang around here. :pimpdaddy BTW some eejits can't even find the search function, let alone another effing page...don't confuse 'em!

Unless the file is being used by another part of your system, you should be able to send it... but who the hell wants to receive 47 secs of a spice girls song anyway?

Did someone mention tea....mmmmmmmmm tea It's down to the United Kingdom's colonial past. We imported tea from India during the Raj and we adopted it as our national *****... in return we gave them cricket, to bore them to death. Tea Party...why the fuck wasn't I invited? Just because I...

Hey, No Way...my date might mistake me as a member of parliament or even worse a member of the Royal ******

..and he doesn't come cheap

French Mayor bans local people from dying. http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080305/od_nm/election_cemetery_dc_1 Apparently they will receive 'Severe punishment' if they do:dunno: School replaces **** faces with smileys, in photos Smiley's people Check out the *** in the second pic..they've...

Something else I've noticed recently, is that certain retailers keep asking for my e-mail address. I point blank refuse to give my e-mail address to anyone, unless I want them to have it... I think in future I'll randomly pick a Freeones member's e-mail address and give them that...

Sky News - http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1308174,00.html

The BNP gets owned over error-strewn leaflet.. http://www.billericayweeklynews.co.uk/mostpopular.var.1899896.0.leaflets_criticising_schools_full_of_errors.php

Sorry, I only just found this thread, so I haven't read it through yet.. Whatever your selling Dave, I'll have a dozen...no, make that two dozen...of each colour. Cheque's as good as in the post.:hatsoff:

Thanks for agreeing :hatsoff:

Not one of Arnie's best... is what I say after watching ANY of his movies.

u instead of 'you' Fucking **** and their fucking mobiles, fucking texting their fucking weird fucking typo words...for fucks sake. More tea vicar?

If anyone posts similar nonsense to me..they ought to seek some help.

Hmm...I've got him down as an attention seeking whore Nearly all the teams in The English premiership play 'Football', except Derby County...they play shite.

Too late for Mr Swayze.. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=196535

Japanese Actress cleared of conviction...because of her big tits http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080304/ts_afp/entertainmentjapancourtpeopleoffbeat insert your own 'weigh the evidence', 'prosecutor made a boob' jokes here Moses was a junkie.. http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/960407.html...

Zero-gravity porn. The Russians are on the right track.. http://newsfromrussia.com/society/sex/05-03-2008/104366-space_sex-0

Good News: Boffins invent 'Anti-Shark' device to repel sharks.. Bad News: Aforementioned device is promptly eaten...by a shark http://gizmodo.com/363620/anti+shark-device-eaten-by-irony+loving-great-white Woman jailed for tea-pot worshipping...

Patrick Swayze, best known for his role in Dirty Dancing, has been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer and told that he has just five weeks to live. http://www.transworldnews.com/NewsStory.aspx?id=39197&cat=2

Beadle's NOT about..

Please tell me it was done for a bet...:dunno:

WTF were they thinking?!

It does, but I've also seen some european/U.S. babes listed under different names, on sexy clube photos. I'll pm you some links to sites that I have found..maybe you can find her, where I can't.

He lived the *****..:banger:

Are you sure that No2 is a Brazilian chick? I've been through a few sites and have yet to find her.

cont: 101. Punched out and thrown in the cactus bed so that David can thrash around on the cactus, even though he has plenty of avenues of escape 102. Coming to the aid of the gumshoe in the garage who is being beaten up for not minding HIS own business, and getting beaten up himself...

cont: 51. Having Thor the Thunder God push him around 52. Locked in a ***** tank with a crazy person who insists he is Ernest Hemingway and then beats the stuffing out of David 53. Being tear gassed 54. Buried in a mine cave-in 55. Injecting himself with the wrong cure 56. Somehow...

I came across this list of reasons why David Banner changed into the Hulk . http://kennethjohnson.us/HulkOutList.html Jeez..this guy went through quite a few hassles. 1. Problems with flat tire 2. Nightmare 3. Thinking about either of his wives 4. Cut off from somebody in danger who...

I'm guessing that it's more a 'hands on' test, than a theory test..