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I think I've accidently put myself in Scotland.:rolleyes: Still, could have been worse - I could have put myself in Wales. Och Aye, Ye dirty Sassenachs..

My pet Goldfish could have named her...

1. A health problem you'd love to have. - Chronically attractive to women. 2. Something you'd see at a tupperware party. - unattractive middle-aged housewifes with a fetish for plastic. 3. A fictitious brand of cigarette. - Dr Wheeze's Lung busting, non-filter high-tars. 4. A pick-up line you'd...

I recommend that people be specifically employed to go around the streets, with a pot of paint and whiten dog-*** wherever they find it.. It's a **** job, but someone has to do it.

Romania - Sandra Romain

Sorry I'm all out of coupons...and the roses are fake plastic ones anyway.

Ukranian Toy Manufacturer makes a Hitler doll http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2825804.html?menu=news.quirkies

Sweden - Puma Swede DVC - Looks like only you and me know the rules here... well actually, I'm not sure of the rules....so it's just you. :1orglaugh

Mackenzie Crook http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0188871/ Even his name, isn't pretty. BTW: Just for the record, I quite like him as an actor.

I think a note would be a little bit too forward, (even if sent anonymously) the woman might think she has a stalker or something. Maybe a single red rose, with a card simply saying 'from an admirer' would be better.:2 cents:

Germany - Bettie Ballhaus

Well, I've tried and tried to become a 'Star Member'.... but no amount of bribery and ********* has thus far succeeded. I think it's time for desperate measures.. a nude protest, outside of the Freeones offices. senob, get over there and get your kit off..:hatsoff:

A brand new, exciting and spectacular game from tunsty... The idea: Each player has to name a pornstar/model from a particular country.... 'Easy!' I hear you say. But, there are some rules that have to be closely followed: 1: The game will run (roughly) from West to East, around the...

Brazilian Priest tries to get to heaven... unexpectedly succeeds with the help of some balloons..

Aw Jeez...here I am tucking into a snack and I click on this, of all threads :pukey:

I'm impressed... I mean, do you have any idea how difficult it is to catch a pigeon these days?

Unless of course, that it isn't WILLIAM Riker, but is in fact his doppelganger THOMAS Riker.. http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Thomas_Riker Yup..I have a bit of the Trekkie curse.

I'm inclined to 'Scam In My Punt'

Nope...I ain't visiting your site..no way, Jose.

You should get an extra point for remembering Riker's middle name..

Spandau Ballet. Apparently they didn't go down well in some countries, because of the 'Spandau' bit, which was of course the name of a Prisoner-of-war camp.

Well, she had the chance...over to you maildude

I tried to initiate that, one New Years Eve... Of course, I forgot that most people have 'a life' and would rather go out and get rat-arsed, than hang around here. :confused:

Dumbass Crooks No 266 Bad: Crook breaks into Porn Store Badder: Can't break the Till open Worse/Better: Decides to steal a fullsize, 'lower-half', model of Jenna Jameson instead. http://www.ocregister.com/articles/rock-store-glass-2021914

More Than a Woman - Bee Gees :1orglaugh Gordon Brown

I'll give her another 48hrs to post.. ..and just to show I'm serious, she now has 24 hrs.

and the bad news is... I'm still here.

Well, I suppose smebody has to... BTW: Any truth in the rumour that Lord Lucan was found in City's trophy room?

A bit too much head on that pint..

You're not the first to ask for a date with a pornstar... and I doubt you'll be the last.

Obviously, we all have tremendous influence with pornstars, here. Let me just pop off a quick e-mail/text/call, whatever and I'll set up a meeting.:hatsoff:

Good News: Lonely Farmer finds internet bride. Better News: They get married. Bad News: (See WTF, below). WTF: New bride proudly announces 'I have a Penis and my name is Ralf'. Oooooh-Arrrrrrrse Best Quote - "I was delighted when I contacted Randy Victoria and was delighted when I...

Female Masseuses told to Padlock their pants http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-1312608,00.html Time to brush up on my lock-picking skills...

Ah, go on Mistyck... you're the winner. :lovecoupl

Bye.. :wave2:

Re: Erica Campbell / Erica Rose Campbell Are you Eric's boss or something? :dunno: And Prof V - succinct and to the point, as always.. :hatsoff:

Well.. that's me told. :******: avoid: 'Altered Image .com' 'Picture This .co.uk' 'First Picture of you .Biz' 'Girls on Film .com'

'What you talkin 'bout, Rhino..' :hatsoff: BTW: I already knew about BNF/Trevor... but he made me swear to secrecy upon 'pain-of-death'

But, you can see 'Tits' at the Whitehouse just about anytime.. (Unless Gorge and Dick are away on holiday) Ha..that's what you think.... He probably 'knocked-one-off' in the Police showers, when his shift ended.

Hi George..:wave2: BTW I thought 'Where art thou *******' was boring.. and you shouldn't have even gone near the remake of 'Solaris'.

Of course..it goes without saying, that Bill would be here..:1orglaugh

As you know, Freeones has a shed-load of OSCMs. (pornstars, mainly), but it set me off thinking, I wonder if there are any other well-known people lurking amongst the membership here? (apart from myself of course...I'm a legend in my own living-room) Freeones is probably one of the best known...

Pay?

Now, if you had said that you were going to eat 150 pussies in 24hours, I would certainly have been impressed. BTW: The nuggets - Is this for charity? (if so please don't say it's for a heart-disease charity) or did you win a lifetime's supply of nuggets and just want to get 'em down, before...

Yup...contractual obligations

I hope they gave it a good 'lick' of paint.

The Backless Bra http://news.yahoo.com/s/fwd/20080409/en_fashion_fwd/newbramakesbacklessarealityforthebusty I'd prefer to see a Frontless Bra... modelled by Erica Campbell. Sexy Lingerie....For The Dead...

kinds of women...those that say yes straight away and those who say yes, eventually. My day wouldn't be complete without...

Having my MP3 player crap out on me.. (well I did crush it slightly). Pink cars... Pink Cadillacs are one thing, but pink cars of any other make are just wussy.