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Any job that requires being at the top of a ladder. Going into a store (even one you've never been in before) and being able to find exactly what you want, WITHOUT any help from an assistant.

I did that just last week... mmmm ***** come true..

I don't think he means the same 'power-tools' that you do...

Yep...British, as well

"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty Reaper"

I'll bet they even have their own gravity.

Fool!

Coming to a back garden near you..soon.

I had to go to work...so, NO

Perhaps we could clone George Bush Jnr.. only this time make him Presidential material.

Add to the list: Changing a spare wheel. Being able to name at least half of the 1966 world cup winning team Knowing the Offside rule Knowing the exact BHP of the car we drive

Yeah..I like a bit of 'ole Jim.

I don't know how else to tell you this... but Dolly ****** away. She was a lovely sheep.... with some potatoes and mint sauce.

I thought that the shroud had been proved a fake.. In any case, I doubt they could get any semblance of DNA from *****/sweat that is 2000 years old.

And to see how the shuttle is disassembled...wait for the next launch.

1: Something that you do, to pass the time, when stuck in a lift - 2: A lewd sex act, that you could perform in the 'Gardening' section of your local library, without being noticed - 3: ********* you would most like to see boiled in a casserole and eaten by cannibals - 4: A wild, man-eating...

I honestly thought that Mistyck would have won...on account of her being HOT!

I'm saying nothing....I've already had some red-gems for my comments.

I wonder if this garbage island can be seen on google maps...I'm gonna have a look.

Small ********, who stop and stare at you, as if you were an ***** or something. Situations such as, when you go to visit someone you know and you are invited in for a chat...there's always the person's young ***(s) standing there gawking at you, or partially hiding behind the person you...

Garbage 'island' http://www.physorg.com/news112248742.html

See...I told you to tone down the swearing and stop with the 'I'll beat the crap out of you' threats...tsk

I thought it was that time when some one gave you a lot of free pennies..

If she reads that, you had better hide in.....er....a bunker.

And just to be fair, here's a pic of me.. I'm in the bottom right hand, of the upper left quadrant, in the centre-left part of the pic. (I'm the one in a flat-cap) This was taken last year, outside of Foxycougar's residence. She had let slip, that she liked to do her housework in the nude...

Minidog Becks ...poamr Mystyck xX-Joanne-Xx (..and one or two others) Need I remind you, that posting Playboy pictures is forbidden. You all, have obviously just found some Playboy pictures of gorgeous Models and just posted them, claiming them to be pictures of yourselves...STOP IT! and as...

Doesn't realise that I'm watching her every move, from my secret volcano lair.

Half-eaten cookie? severed finger? soggy teabag? Snot-filled tissue? (or worse) ...and so on.

..Popularity amongst your fellow man. I promise to do better next time, because..

Not unless the rules have changed...without me knowing it.

Now I know why my ex-girlfriend used to shout during sex. I don't mind Motty...but I just can't stand the 'Dynamic Duo' of David 'kerb-crawler' Pleat & Clive 'when I grow up, I'm going to be funny' Tyldesley Oh..and I don't care much for John 'I'm wetting myself with excitement' Murray

Harp?

Geez...no-one told me she might read it!! What I actually meant was....erm...well....kinda..... Gosh, look at the time...must go now.

Professor Frink has a lot to answer to..

She has to shout...her vacuum cleaner is very noisy.

Yeah, I remember that episode. Guy wishes for a boat and to be invisible... Gets the boat, even though he's miles from the sea and then becomes invisible...and gets knocked down by a driver that didn't see him.

No....I really would give her one. TIMES TEN !! And stop trying to make out I'm funny..I won't have it;)

I'd give her one..

Mr T seen boarding a plane for Peru muttering 'I pity the fool who don't give me back my necklace'

Seems to me, that some people have TO MUCH TIME on their hands..

Hah...imagine buying several packs in your local Woolies: tunsty: 'Yeah, I've almost got the full collection..I just need a pic of Danni Ashe's tits and a pic of Erica Campbell's Pussy' Assistant: 'Security to front tills...Security to front tills...thank you.' :1orglaugh

Right...I'm with you up to here, then......:*****::helpme: ;)

Just above Amoebas

You know..I've never, ever collected those sticker sets. I always thought it was pointless to start one, as so many players change clubs and ruin the collection. PS: If you could buy a sticker set of babes, I might just be tempted..

What Prof L3ggy, with the 'What Prof L3ggy said', said...

Although... I should applaud the way you 'prepared the ground', with your post from a few days ago (assuming that you did it for that reason...if not, then :tongue: )

Hold on, just let me get my binoculars. Oh yes, I can see this one a mile away..

Maybe a strange one...but I'd like to go back to certain moments in my life, where something happened (bad) that I could change for the better.. (and of course change the outcome of history, so that I'd never end up on Freeones, posting, that I wished I could could back to moments in my...

You could write a book about it.. a short book... Maybe a pamphlet... well, how about a few words scribbled on the back of a stamp?

Hospital makes a boob over woman's operation (two boobs actually) http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2791712.html?menu=news.quirkies Man Lays Picnic table.. (It's not weird until you dwell upon the word 'Lays') http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2791625.html?menu=news.quirkies 'While...