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1. Something you'd overhear at a funeral. - 'Oh, he's not really dead...it's just an insurance scam' 2. A song that reminds you of your youth. - Pass The Dutchie 3. Something you use to keep awake. - A group of pygmies with sharp sticks 4. Your "go to" person in an emergency. - Mr Bean 5...

But that's all I have... I've never been more positive of my negativity.

S.E.A.L.S. - The Revenge Now showing in cinemas across Canada..

Never seen this set before. Pale yellow 'T' and flowery thong...then into outside pool http://spectator.io.com.ua/album57489 (Looks like maybe a Russian site..annoying floating box in middle of screen)

I don't recall anyone here saying that. I'm glad that he still around and fighting this disease.

I have my doubts..:dunno:

Sorry...what are the rules of this game?

I don't want to sound like some sex-starved 14yr old... But, isn't she a doll.. :cool:

Bigmouth Strikes Again - The Smiths (I would have gone for 'You're the one for me, fatty'... but you might have got the wrong idea) Madonna

Ah.. Sod it. Chelsea Clinton 'She Works Hard For The Money' - Donna Summer Amy Winehouse

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Dumbass Crooks No265 'I'll be back later and rob you then.. here's my phone number, call me when you're ready' http://www.wbbm780.com/pages/1882912.php

Ditto.. I don't know why everyone gets so hung up about their rep totals. It's not as if you're getting prizes for more rep, it's just a number.... and leave the post count as it is. If it is going to be reset, why not do it on a monthly basis...then we can see who has contributed the most.

Not that I don't like your efforts, guys.. But I changed the rules a little: So, I believe Holdol said Chelsea Clinton

March 31st 10.03am

A funny (and cruel) story about Peter Andre. Here in the UK, we used to have a show called 'juke box jury'. It was re-vamped and brought back for a short while, back in the 90's. A panel of so-called pop experts, would muse over a selection of records that had been released that week and would...

No argument from me. When she first appeared on the scene, she was gorgeous. Then she opened her big mouth and her tits got bigger (to match)

/\ What Prof L3ggy said..

David Bowie has the same eye condition. I can't be arsed looking up the name of it though..:dunno::*****:

Like me, you probably go through phases of liking certain girls at certain times (or several at once). But, is there a particular girl that you don't seem able to find much, if anything about..no matter how much you search? Is it a certain picture, set of pics, or a vid that you don't seem able...

Well, his jokes do nothing for me...so I'm not repping him ! :mad:

Does it keep a LOG file of all user activity?

Quite frankly, anyone who comes to Freeones and claims to be 'bored', should be stripped naked, have their knob wrapped in a couple slices of ham and thrown into a Lion enclosure at a ***... NO MORE BOREDOM FOR YOU!

30th March 00.31 am Ignore these - I'm just keeping track of my previous and wildly inaccurate, guesses. \/ \/ \/ \/

March 24th 8.22pm

The bride looks stoned...

oh no, no, no... Last time I tried to park there, I was chased off by Tony Adams...he claimed that it was HIS parking place.

Ha...but she didn't get all that she asked for in the divorce trial.. She's as much use as a one-legged woman in an arse-kicking competition.

Yup..there you are, trying to enjoy a day out, in the nude. along comes some crazy guy, dressed in some strange gear and swinging a bat and ruins it all..

Hey... I'll have you know that I get lots of fun from cardboard boxes, even the ones at the side of the road.:D

I'd like to share some files..

March 26th 8.34 AM

lol...:helpme: BTW.. Ladylove, Please, please, PLEASE.. stop sending me pics of your hairy chest.

I started a thread for her.. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=178477

Does it have a UarseB port?

Of course.. Even just the sound of his **** plopping into the toilet, would make you gay. FFS... I can't believe I'm even giving a reply to this..

Australian Man Shot Dead By Killer Robot http://allancockerill.com/news/australian-man-shot-dead-by-killer-robot There was no suicide note saying 'I'll be back'

FOOL Opned the proverbial 'Pandora's Box' Laurel & Hardy

OMG...has someone found out about my fetishes?!?!?!?

I think the film has stood the test of time, it is even superior to films 20/30 years younger than it.

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Never heard of them...so I'll plump for FOOLS Lewis Hamilton

/\ /\ /\ /\ As you can see from the above posts, it's far, far better coming here for advice, than any old quack. Nah, not really... If your cock is :lame: then go seek some :helpme: from your doctor and you'll soon be :nannerf1: again.

The Great Pretender - Freddie Mercury Britney Spears

Sad to hear that. He was ahead of his time, with his ideas and writing. I shall again watch '2001 a space odyssey', in his honour.

If only there were some sort of thread, where weird stories like this could be posted... Maybe something with 'WTF' in the title.:dunno:

Okay...I'm going to modify this game slightly. 1) The song doesn't necessarily have to be about the person, any song will do, but it must have some relevance (see the example below). 2) I'd like it to play a bit like the 'member above me' threads. 1st poster puts forward a name, next poster...

The £100,000 cornflake I've got a half-eaten sandwich in the shape of Japan... any offers? --------------------------------------------------------------- God News: Woman goes into hospital for an operation on her leg. Better News: Operation goes well. WTF: She now has a new anus...

You get the same effect with Barry Manilow's nose... and my cock.

The greed and arrogance of that woman is breathtaking. She was only moderately known before she married Macca and certainly no '*****' in the true sense. It's quite an irony, that marrying Macca, has increased her status and public profile and thus, gave her the position to argue that she's...