Search results

That could be the one.. thanks DVC:hatsoff:

Found yourself wondering what that film is that you can't quite remember.. You know the sort of thing.. you remember a few seconds of a particular scene or a line of dialogue, or a place, a vehicle, whatever, but you can't for the life of you remember the film's name. This thread is for you...

1. At a carnival there is a merry-go-round, what are you most likely to sit on? A) A fire-engine B) A ***** (Boring!) c) A giant tea-cup Has to be the Fire-Engine... as long as it has a bell. (BTW: Teacup? what soft-ass fairgrounds have you been visiting?) 2. You are ****** (at *** point) to...

Re: F you all, GET A LIFE!! You're right... it's amazing how many people miss the 'U' 'C' and 'K' off 'FUCK' F'ing inbred jerks that they are..

Of course.. er, do you mean before or after the sandwich?

You need to stop accepting free drinks from him...yup, I know it's tough, but you gotta do it. Gloria Gaynor - I will survive Yeah, okay honey, so you got over your 'man' and you survived n'all.. just shut the fuck now, OK?!

I see a 2008 monthly planner.. I have highlighted my holidays, because they are important and I have highlighted the rest of the year as being almost, but not quite as important.

Shouldn't I get a refund?.. I didn't get to see the whole show.

I didn't get to where I am today... by playing hide and seek with negator.

What you mean is... you asked Petra to stop using the server for her online shopping sprees.:D

Oh dear... you're 'Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo, Echo, Delta' :1orglaugh ;)

You need to ower your server from the hot air produced from politicians... it's a neverending source.

'See no evil. hear no evil'?

Only 407 people online and I'm getting the 'Server is busy' message. This is happening more and more recently...is the Freeones Server powered by an asthmatic hamster running in a wheel or what?? I would have posted this complaint sooner, but I kept getting the 'Serv...' oh, you get the...

Re: Suggest a punishment for the Austrian sicko who ***** & imprisoned his own daught Have him watch 24hr coverage of the U.S. democratic election race.

If you go to 'advanced search' you can specify to search for threads with no replies. http://board.freeones.com/search.php See the 'Find threads with' and change the drop down box to 'At Most' and leave the number of replies at zero. Then click search. :hatsoff:

Great answers... but where did you get the letter 'I' from? :dunno:

Quite frankly, if you're agreeing with my analysis, then your not fit to vote...;) :1orglaugh

lol... Can I please, please, PLEASE, use my 'you must have tiny feet' gag here..? You soxy thing.:bowdown:

Yeah, but they had to stop writing the calendar at some point.. No doubt the last, withered, ageing Mayan, was just barely able to put his quill to parchment and scribble 'December 21 2012'.. shortly thereafter popping his clogs. I think it another 'doomsday' myth. Just like the...

I would say the Rolling Stones. But having seen the ageing members of said band in recent years, I'm not sure 'active' is the word.. Influence?.. more like 'under the influence'

If only there were some kind of online shop, somehow connected with Freeones, where someone may exchange cash for goods..:dunno:

Time is an illusion... lunchtime doubly so. (Douglas Adams) I'll make a deal with you.. If time does end, I'll give you all my money and possessions.. If it doesn't, I'd like to kick your ass from San Francisco to New York, stopping off at Denver, Kansas City, Little Rock and Nashville...

I don't live in London, so I don't give a crap... Quite honestly, I wouldn't let 'Red Ken' OR 'Baffled Boris' run me a bath, never mind run for Mayor. :2 cents:

Iron Man!? Doesn't he realise that there are lighter, stronger alloys/metals, out there.. Get with the times, Stark!

Elementary my dear Hedonis.. Yup, whether he's Sherlock Holmes, Van Helsing or some mad Death Star General, with a passion for destroying planets... always classy:glugglug:

Go to Project Gutenberg (Gutenberg .org) There are some free audio books you can download... they're pretty good as well. As for the best Holmes... Basil Rathbone. However, the film adaptations of the original stories, are disappointing to say the least. Hound of the Baskervilles isn't to...

**Slight change to the rules** I think that because the U.S.A. is so big and there are so many pornstars from all over it, I'll allow each state to represent a 'country' ie: Washington -> Idaho -> Wyoming -> S. Dakota.. or maybe: California -> Arizona -> New Mexico -> Colorado.. etc So...

Seems sensible..

Yes.. BTW: How on earth did you get a hangover from just those two babychams you drank? I know I ***** too much last night because... Dave Rhino beat me at a Babycham ******** contest

Y'see.. if he had just stuck to the $36 million, like I advised him... But no, he had to go and put those extra noughts on the end.

If this is going to be a group-therapy type thread, can I say that I too, have the same problem. :******: The old cliche goes that nice guys come last or girls like the wild/bad guys... I think there's an element of truth about that, though I don't think that ALL girls go for 'Bad' guys.

Re: Erica Campbell / Erica Rose Campbell I'm sure Erica has read both of those posts and is now COMPLETELY convinced that she will HAVE to do as they request. :rolleyes:

Ah yes, that near-mystical pussy aroma.. Thought for the day #1: If you sniff a chair and can't distinguish between the pussy and the fart, should you seek confirmation from the person concerned? Thought for the day #2: If you sniff what you think is a fart and it turns out to be pussy...

I can part with most things...BUT NOT MY KETTLE, DAMMIT! have you NO heart?? ;)

That's not a tie... THIS is a Tie.. I'll let DVC do the next one.

"Spellus Ejaculatos"

Yup...it's your catalytic converter, mate.

They talk shite.. I think my boss may be one of those aliens.

Fresh meals delivered daily.

A Call girl? and I'll bet he never rings her back. Anyway, she's already engaged

1:Food - Chips 2:****** - Cat 3:Band - Cult 4:City - Carlisle 5:Author - Charles Dickens 6:electronic appliance - Chip Fryer 7:Painter - Constable 8:Movie - Childs Play 9:**** - Coors 10:Candy - Cola Bottles (you remember those don't you?) Letter is 'T' 1: Natural Wonder of the world 2...

Granted. You now have a number one hit on Pitcairn Island http://members.aol.com/ldsebastia/pitcairn/ Unfortuantely, they prefer to spend their time playing scrabble, than listening to your God-awful racket. I'd like to be a suave spy, just like James Bond.

Myth - Superman is NOT real...just accept it. One day, someone will be able to talk to the *******.. just like that Dolittle guy.

Those grocery coupons were well out of date... and I no longer accept IOU's

The Magnificent Seve(r)n - Story of some hired gunmen, out to defend the river severn from marauding ducks. Oceans Eleven - Tragic tale of a mathmatically-challenged seafaring captain, who is determined to prove the existence of four more, as yet unknown, Seas. Starring George No-clueney, Brad...

I watched Ant and Dec and thought they were the future of TV entertainment..

Granted.. but the cost of your broadband connection is now $50'000 a month. I wish that women found me irresistible and laughed at all my jokes..

Never tried it, so MYTH. King Arthur and the knights of the round table.

BUMP again with.. 'P' Is the letter 1: Something you eat - 2: Type of aircraft - 3: ****** you keep as a pet - 4: A War Movie - 5: Something you can't do in space - 6: A Southern Hemisphere country - 7: A cartoon character - 8: Something you do to alleviate boredom - 9: A...