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  1. Torre82

    A Naughty Limerick

    There was a young lady from Ipswich, Who grew famous for making her hips twitch, While shedding her clothes, Which, as one might suppose, She showed her cunt.
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    Best 1970s Classic Rock, Prog Rock, Hard Rock, & Early Metal Albums Or Songs

    Agreed. Perhaps, unpopular opinion: Robert Palmer is like Bjork. Its nice to be creative. Its nice to have talent. But it doesnt keep a legacy going to consistently be inconsistent. Bands that did some pretty badass stuff, but you dont wanna hear their stuff more than once a year: LIstened...
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    Who has experience of playing modernwarfare?

    Categories are unlocked just by leveling up the weapon. Each of the 10 categories unlocks at different weapon levels. The 10 categories: Spray Paint Woodland Digital Urban Splinter Topo Tiger Stripes Reptile Skulls Once you unlock a category by reaching a certain weapon level, each of the...
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    Best 1970s Classic Rock, Prog Rock, Hard Rock, & Early Metal Albums Or Songs

    Relevant to your chuckles and musics: :)
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    Why are boobs so veiny?

    Because they are a big sexual organ. Like your dick. Yeah, I get your logic. But youre comparing internal organs to external ones. A giant, veiny cock is the same as big veiny tits. They are very vascular and sexual in their purpose. Not sexual in the sense of pornographic, modern day...
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    Microsoft / Windows 10 sucks

    I've had only good things to say about XP and 7, a 'meh' about 8, a like for 8.1, and while 10 is more intuitive than previous versions (Memorizing control panel items, shortcuts to which policies and registry entries do what, etc) Ive had a number of stability and performance issues with it. 20...
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    McDonald's Pours A Darn Good Cup Of Coffee

    Sometimes horizons are meant to be viewed later. The next day, X. ;) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Coffee is just too unique to really quantify. I mean.. to sexualize it, turn it into an art... I take fiji water, slowly heat it to near-boiling, pour it slowly over a tea-egg filled with Gevalia morning blend...
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    McDonald's Pours A Darn Good Cup Of Coffee

    I concur with X. May I present exhibit A:, the ex wife's face at any given moment: I call it 'Aubrey Plaza levels of disdain for everyone'.
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    Post A Caption Under This Picture

    *******'s frontpage.
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    *********** ejaculation

    What the fuck was last night all about? What – ” You know. And she said, “N – no!” And we had this conversation and the words ejaculation came into the conversation, and the world ‘premature’ as well. And I came back with, “No, ejaculation – mature, mature ejacula – *Not* premature, post-mature...
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    McDonald's Pours A Darn Good Cup Of Coffee

    Maybe a little 'circumstantial evidence'y, but.. Those who work morning shift at McDonalds are 'morning people'. Those morning workers ***** coffee, too. So they want a tasty, good cup for themselves. And that is my theory on it. But they're so busy futzing with the coffee machine during the...
  12. Torre82

    Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon

    Between boogie nights, howard stern's private parts, caligula and Entourage, pornstars are reasonably connected, I think. But there are so MANY B and C list pornstars who will never get a chance to get fingerblasted by the greats and bask in their Bacon-ness. :(
  13. Torre82

    Who Would You Rather Fuck?

    To 1: Shakeit, baybee. *1 gets gibbed by pigcop(redundant)* Your face, your ass, WHATS THE DIFFERENCE
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    Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon

    Are those disconnected or just beyond six? *tries a couple* Not connected. Within the game rules, that doesnt count. *shrug*
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    Whimsy loves his ****

    *stares at the background and OMG ALL THAT **** for what seems like forever* *finally just gives up and navigates over to explainthisimage.com* *shares this with the group* https://www.explainthisimage.com/posts/146421-unexplainable-photo Nice ***** bump. :)
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    JRPG **** thread

    Heh, yeah.. in my experience, everyone wants to be Lestat and 'revel' in their inhumanity. You would be like Louis in 'Interview with the vampire', but like you said, LARPing and melodrama, man. Not a bad game, though. But I'm biased ~ I feel like the vampire aspect is 'cool'.
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    Thought I would share this with you...

    FUnnily enough, https://metro.co.uk/2015/04/01/cock-blocker-app-can-put-a-stop-to-unwanted-dick-pics-5122669/ and 5 years later, actual app. https://www.abc.net.au/triplej/programs/hack/kelsey-bressler-automatic-dick-pic-blocker-twitter-filter-launch/11933770 The.. miracle? Of technology...
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    JRPG **** thread

    HOLY SHAT. I mean it isnt amazing, but.. random trivia I never thought I'd read kinda holy shat. Anyway. So there I was, scrolling through one of those 'Games like xxxxxx' lists, looking for something new to play, something similiar, who knows, its whatever." SO...
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    >>> Where is FreeOnes with Moving to the New Site? Including the Board

    I wouldnt say that youre the ONLY one, no. lol I started watching it back when, but my roomie was more of the TV type (and if you can guess from my topics, I'm the eternal gamer) and he was more of a Red Vs Blue fan, so thats what was on. (Hey, Im easy. I'll watch whatever.)
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    Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon

    Normally I'd think of this as a 'post games' thing, but with this international audience of porn fans we got here, and who knows if you guys even watch many movies? .. I thought I'd put it here as a challenge to everyone. :) https://oracleofbacon.org/ I've tried pornstars, presidents, silent...
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    IronMan To the Future Pt 2

    I have faith in SOME of the properties. Ownership graphic: https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-VBstSugoYsE/XY4wSgOdOYI/AAAAAAABeyI/PHrsCXdauVcPJftaGAlGRzuzyDEOQ7pOACLcBGAsYHQ/s1600/marvel-rights-v8-2250x2109.png Some of these shows were pretty good, but ******* off the series after short runs? Sadness...
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    Thought I would share this with you...

    Out of curiosity, whats it called? Multiple choice question. *prepares to laugh*
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    Microsoft / Windows 10 sucks

    https://www.techradar.com/news/windows-10s-latest-update-fail-could-be-its-most-serious-yet We’ve previously reported that KB4532693 was causing some serious issues for Windows 10 users, with people's Start menus and desktops reverting to their default states. However, it seems that issue is...
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    JRPG **** thread

    H.R. Giger, Sigourney Weaver aliens?! Hells yeah. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DC_Heroes Ran those modules a little bit. Tried to get a fallout game running with GURPS, but a few of our older members had strongly words against GURPS, for some reason. We settled for star trek...
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    So final fantasy 7 remake is gonna be an action rpg. *sigh*

    /about to make a Yuffie statement, but then remembered her age. /then also remembered she wasnt aerith-flat, anywho? /so theres that. /tries to think of any, ANY other female in ff7 /drawing a blank besides maybe 3 others? (blonde turks girl, barrets ********, aeriths ***?) FF7 was kind of a...
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    IronMan To the Future Pt 2

    Good transitions. And a good interview for a few laughs.
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    IronMan To the Future Pt 2

    There are already deep fakes out there that, um.. how would I word it? They decide to swap cartoon faces with real faces, change a few settings, tweak the .. I dunno, details or lack thereof? And show the results. I wouldnt call it nightmare fuel, necessarily. But if you saw it, IRL.. you'd...
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    So final fantasy 7 remake is gonna be an action rpg. *sigh*

    https://cdn3.dualshockers.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/05_Tifa_Limit_Stance_EN.jpg Ahem, press triangle to bash. So to speak.
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    I Saw A Fat Black Hobo Lady Pinch Off A Loaf Across The Street From KFC On Patricia Ave & Pico Bl

    Re: I Saw A Fat Black Hobo Lady Pinch Off A Loaf Across The Street From KFC On Patricia Ave & Pico B Next hobo brushes rudely past you, in a hurry: HEY! SAVE THAT! *It is at this moment that you notice the pot and wooden spoon in his hands* ..... good lord.
  30. Torre82

    luis1972 Appreciation Thread

    Plot twist: He has no idea how to write or speak and he expresses himself through porn pix. Further plot twist: If you knew what he intended to say by posting those Latina chicks.. you would blush. lmfao
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    So final fantasy 7 remake is gonna be an action rpg. *sigh*

    Speaking as someone who .. sadly.. has FF13 on my steam games list, I just cant understand the appeal of modern day high-action/a cutscene at the beginning, middle and end of every corridor, AND OMFG are there a lotta corridors kinda games. I gotta say, ff7 original had a lotta corridors, but...
  32. Torre82

    Thought I would share this with you...

    Did you use it on her, yet? And equally as important, DID YOU FILM IT? Dont forget to #hashtag the categories. #Juicy? #Creampie? #GreekGoddess, so on and so forth. I mean, ya know.. in the interest of sharing with everyone. You guys could make this a thing.
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    So final fantasy 7 remake is gonna be an action rpg. *sigh*

    Episodic is good. I mean, in theory. Like Peter Jackson's hobbit, they're pulling more story out of all the parts. In theory. If I had to guess, it'll be a '1st year season pass' 2nd year, 3rd, etc.
  34. Torre82

    Pornstars with juicy pussies?

    Calidad. Much grool. Slurp shall commence.
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    Thought I would share this with you...

    Terrorist dick! Not a bad dick, sir. Did she request that you expose yourself for her perversion, sir?
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    [SOLVED] ID her please

    How IS ******* premium, anyway? 9.99 a month? Good content?
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    So final fantasy 7 remake is gonna be an action rpg. *sigh*

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jQJNxGEfNc Automatic no-purchase. Looks nice, tho. Will watch 'lets-play' guys do the game, for me. 52 minutes already down, 60 hours to go. :)
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    Red Dead Redemption 2

    Go buy a bath. PlayerCharacter gets the nekkid in the tub. And, IIRC.. there is only one scene in the game where a girl does the sudsy nudesy. But that rating is on there for the prudes ~ dont get your hopes up.
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    Anyone here play Final Fantasy Brave Exvius?

    /Buy in early and enjoy it before everyone else does. /By the time you start seeing ads for it, run. /whims logic is sound. Out of curiosity, what games did you previously play? Ever think of going back to them, when the player population is gone?
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    IronMan To the Future Pt 2

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    Hey Fellas, Did You Insert Your Penis Into A Lady’s Mouth Or Vagina On Valentine’s Day?

    Negative, sir. Didnt even know it was val kilmer's day until halfway thru ~ someone wished me a happy one, and then offered me candy. I said no on both accounts and went to bed, ASAP.
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    Roleplay ******! NO REAL!

    How goes it, sir?
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    >>> Where is FreeOnes with Moving to the New Site? Including the Board

    Spycam? Only in codemonkey's toilet. Codemonkey is real big in Korea, for some reason. Some people like the skinny nerdy look. Re: Cookies.. how many freeones points for you to bake some and send out in a freeones mail?
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    JRPG **** thread

    I've met a few guys over the years. It always starts off the same... a flakey guy I work with has a problem, talks about the problem on a smokebreak or something, I offered up my couch for a day or two until he sorts it out. He comes over, problem is sorted by that day or the next but dude is...
  45. Torre82

    Pornstars with juicy pussies?

    I dont wanna split hairs or anything here, but..
  46. Torre82

    JRPG **** thread

    Good lord all I meant to say was that it was a transition period. But I wrote a novel, so.. um.. there ya go. It wouldve been nice to have SD3, tho. But bad timing.
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    JRPG **** thread

    I think its part of the viewing history through rose colored glasses thing. Hindsight is 20/20 doesnt apply, IMO. I'm nearly 40 and during that 80s/90s era, I remember the difference between geeks'n'freaks in our culture. Foremost geeky were role playing games, still had the stigma of basement...
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    *** Jokes

    Life is funnier than game of thrones season 8. Or was it stranger things is lifeier than real life? Something about twists and turns annd real liife and strangeness. SO basically a Stephen King novel. But in post form. And it has an ending.
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    >>> Where is FreeOnes with Moving to the New Site? Including the Board

    Some guy in some room, somewhere: Good lord do I **** transferring and troubleshooting all this crap. I've worked 16 hours, already! Can I get my 5 minute break? Petra: No. Some d00d: *whimpers and backs away* Yes, of course.. thank you, Mistress Petra! Petra: On second thought, yes. Go ahead...
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