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  1. Torre82

    Tim Conway RIP

    Amazing on CB. **** on McHale. Good guy... loved his appearances on Carson show, I wouldve bought the man a ***** or three... *sigh* rest in the peace, sir.
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    Fucking People!... What The Fuck Is Wrong With Them? Oh Well... Just Look Dammit!!!

    0:33 "The AYDS diet plan really works!" Living down the hall from a guy who tried the gay version, I can vouch for "AIDS" as an EXTREMELY effective dietary measure. The guy is a skeleton.
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    Women Prefer Self-Pleasuring to Intercourse! Get Good, Bros.

    People are too much work, and for no return. In a republican state, women get everything. Bad investment to give a woman something they'll get addicted to. They would rather not deal with it, either. *According to statistics*
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    Women Prefer Self-Pleasuring to Intercourse! Get Good, Bros.

    *sexually identifies as asexual MGTOW* Intentional slacking, sir. When they start wanting a real 50/50 relationship, perhaps! But this is more an issue with all the women I've dated. And my ****** and sisters. And coworkers. So it could just be my isolated circumstances. But if such a belief as...
  5. Torre82

    BETA FreeOnes Survey Results

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I feel as if you had more to say about these things. I, also, am interested in games and Regina. Possibly both at the same time...
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    Building a Log Cabin

    Soo... some brown stuff took out the white guys? That seems oddly coincidental, considering the insurance. Did you engage the brown stuff in some sort of 'war'? Jus' seeing parallels, here.
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    Hey, Let's Play Another Round Of "Guess Who's The ***** ********"!

    In keeping with the black humor of any given thread with '********' in the title... In my best Gilbert Gottfried voice: "CAN YA BLAME HIM?! LOOK AT THOSE LIT-ULL HOTTIES!" ....and we call it.. the aristocrats!
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    Hey, Let's Play Another Round Of "Guess Who's The ***** ********"!

    OOOOHHHHHH. I wasnt thinking Kelly Preston style. Well! That solves that.
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    Tyra Banks On The Cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2019

    Damn nice for 52?? ~ https://www.hawtcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/bai-ling-at-living-among-us-premiere-in-los-angeles-02-01-2018-4.jpg 47? http://www.celebvegas.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Carla-Gugino-Attends-Roundabout-Theatre-Company-Gala-2019-1.jpg 32? ONLY 32...
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    Nintendo Switch worth keeping?

    Nintendo is kinda like a movie on your favorites list ~ you know its a good flick, but you gotta be in the right mood to watch it. I havent had a handheld (that isnt a phone, at least) since 2009 ~ I simply find no use for them. The switch is just a gaming tablet. It isnt anything special on...
  11. Torre82

    I can't get enough of her

    Eh, if we're talking about mature ladies.. Lady Sonia Jena Covelli Tori Baker Camilla C Jasmine S and, since you posted one of those stereotypical 'hotwife' cuckold queens, here ya go: Dee Siren Naughty Alysha The whole 'hotwife' thing doesnt do it for me. IMO hot everyday amateurs...
  12. Torre82

    Hey, Let's Play Another Round Of "Guess Who's The ***** ********"!

    I must be missing something ~ I saw noone with a beard. Are we talking about the guy with the phone at the ball pit? Or is this an out-of-political-forum april fool's joke? /blizzardjoke
  13. Torre82

    For the ladies, 2: pre-cum

    Someone get this man a glass of water. Methinks he is dehydrated, consistently.
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    Tyra Banks On The Cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2019

    Ah, everyone is a critic. 2/10 would not bang! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If we are speaking of brown ********* girls.. I'll take an order of Mel B, but first I need some Mindy Kaling with some Tandoori naan.
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    Need help with this video (not porn)

    Your fapping plans = ruined. Me, a fapper, thinking about Anna Nicole Smith = cannot fap. too dead. exceptions? *ponders this* Maybe a few pornstars. Maybe. Anna Malle, for instance.
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    Time Restricted Eating & Intermittent Fasting

    Lux: You cannot ask them to watch anything longer than 2 minutes, and especially with certain people delivering the message! Thats like asking them to read a book. They simply do not have the time.. *looks at wristwatch* to do ALL THAT! ;) I'm finding that the meal replacement powder, going...
  17. Torre82

    What Kind Of People Are The Easiest To Control?

    All of them. You know.. when people no longer have to be paid to shill for a belief, a product or anything.. that they are controlled quite nicely. When one of your acquaintances converts to a different religion for their significant other, When your friends are extolling the virtues of their...
  18. Torre82

    Man arrested for indecent images after turning his gravy-covered computer into Best Buy's Geek Squad

    Oftentimes a felon is either dumb, seeking punishment as moral penance, an outcast or highly intelligent sociopath type. This guy? Just that first descriptor. Probably used it as an end table. Or a footrest. I bet it's been there since Thanksgiving, too. 2016, not last year. ;)
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    You are doing G_d's work, Zipper. More females need to be archived and spread... or spread and archived *rimshot* for future generations. Keep it up. Keep it in. Keep moving. Keep cumming. Keep seeing what I did there? *sigh* Ugh, I'll just stop being cheesy, now... *clicks reply*
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    Former ***** star Ricky Schroder arrested for felony domestic ******** — the second time in a month

    This is why you never trust a *** who grew up with a silver spoons in his hand. Then again, maybe she married him thinking he was just like his acting days ~ a nearly-flawless young prodigy with blue eyes. Surprise.
  21. Torre82

    Give input about the BETA FREEONES and receive credits!

    Survey taken. My nineteen cents has been spoken.
  22. Torre82

    Has There Ever Been A Human Being Who Could Outdrink Andre The Giant?

    .... at first I was like.. bring a dumpster INSIDE?! Where do you think we live, in... oh wait, I see what you did there. Andre's house would have to be giant. Yeah.
  23. Torre82

    Do any of you jerk off to the same scene more than once?

    *ponders this* It can only be answered with an explanation involving numbers and labels. *navigates to the X vid folder* 23.4 GB, 479 files, 21 folders, created February 24, 2014 Favemoar, fave, good, okay, sortij I feel like... the variety pack is QUITE satisfying. Many a time have I been...
  24. Torre82

    Has There Ever Been A Human Being Who Could Outdrink Andre The Giant?

    Outdrink? By sheer volume? I dunno, I guess 'The Big Show' could try and take the title. Wade Boggs? vs the entire 'Sunny in Philadelphia' crew? Isaac Brock? when he feels like writing a song? Any given hair band? Backstage? And we have to consider good drinkers vs bad drinkers. Are they loud...
  25. Torre82

    Big Welcome to Adult Superstar Tera Patrick!

    I'm actually really good at that. Depending on what you mean. *monkey doing the rimshot.gif* Soo... ready when you are.
  26. Torre82

    Big Welcome to Adult Superstar Tera Patrick!

    We have been waiting for this for a loong time. Welcome and stuff! :)
  27. Torre82

    Are You Brave Enough To Post A Picture Of Your Face(No Hat, No Sunglasses, No Mask) On Freeones?

    *reads lips* Adolf: STOPFH FISHINGZ JUDENS Me: Good point. Leave us Jews alone! Dino: WTF
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    Why Are You Here? I Mean What Made You Enter The Freeones Message Board Store Of Pornography?

    Not to give false hope to anyone, but now that Peachy is absolute garbage.. we could get way more visitors. Not like the old days, perhaps.. but maybe the **** will wander in and talk to us oldsters about boobies. Or something. *sighs* Probably not, but hey. Looking on the bright side! :)
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    Female Roll Call

    Dont we only have like 5 active chicks on the board? One of which is a mod? Come to think of it, which OCSM ladies do we still have? Is Vicky Vette still posting?
  30. Torre82

    Are You Brave Enough To Post A Picture Of Your Face(No Hat, No Sunglasses, No Mask) On Freeones?

    Well... ya know.. I like the both of you. But good point on the thread starting bit. So Dino, about those velvets...
  31. Torre82

    Female Roll Call

    DID YOU REALLY JUST ***** BUMP A 15 YEAR OLD THREAD?!?!? lol Ya know.. I'm not saying it has no point, but.. it has no point. Or worse.. *hands up, hair up, channel logo in the corner* Its aliens.
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    Why Are You Here? I Mean What Made You Enter The Freeones Message Board Store Of Pornography?

    Ed Exley: Rolo Tomasi is the reason I became a cop. I wanted to catch the guys who thought they could get away with it. It's supposed to be about justice. Then somewhere along the way, I lost sight of that. Why'd you become a cop? Jack Vincennes: I don't remember. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I...
  33. Torre82

    What's going on with Peachyforum?

    R.I.P. Peachyforum. They've been sliding downhill for awhile, and they were an insanely detailed place to find the people.. My go-to site for a decade! You go to a random TGP, find some chick.. and all you needed on google was: ashley anderson all over 30 peachy And 90% of the time that was it...
  34. Torre82

    "Consent Pack" Condoms Only Can Be Opened by Two People

    *skeptical sighing and much cynicism.gif*
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    Nicolas Cage wants an annulment after 4-day marriage, cites '************' in Vegas

    *trying to find of a way to work a 'NOT THE BEES' joke into this*
  36. Torre82

    Whose ass you would most like to eat?

    https://youtu.be/tbKsR-Nq8KU?t=66 "When asked about what **** pairings go with ass meat" Comment: When Stanley Tucci is laughing so hard because he could answer the question, but wont.
  37. Torre82

    Post HOT Asian girls here / Hottest Asian Girls / Hot Asian Babes, Beauties & Pornstars (no hardcore)

    I love how the thead didnt even address the OP and just turned into another circle jerk of posting favorites. LOLOLOL But, eh.. to be on-topic.. bro you posted low resolution clothed pics of AZN chix from.. your phone? Whats the angle here, Roh? :)
  38. Torre82

    ‘law & order: Svu’ makes history with 21st season’s renewal

    A show that vilifies sexual deviants? Definitely on my **** list, I really like most of my fellow perverts. Whatever race, age or fetish. Old ladies farting on diaper gimps? Okay. Little asian girl twins from the blade movie doing cock'n'ball ******* on bulldykes? I'd watch it. Buck angel triple...
  39. Torre82

    Help to recognize speech

    If you are trying to share a file, google drive. However.. filesharing is, if I recall correctly.. not really allowed.
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    Can I change my name?

    Boy, have I got news for you! https://www.google.com/search?q=seymour+butts&oq=seymour+butts&aqs=chrome..69i57.1840j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8 While a perfectly unique and dare I say tasteful name, it would appear that there is already someone with that, ODD AS IT MAY BE.. that exact same...
  41. Torre82

    *********** you desperately want to see naked.

    Truly, truly nude? Like Miley Cyrus high-def shots from every other angle? YES ~ Margot Robbie Kirsten Dunst Emma Kenney / Stone / Watson / Frost MORE LADY GAGA PLZ More Thandie Newton.. but that isnt gonna happen in Westworld, anymore. :( Joyce Dewitt / Priscilla Barnes / Suzanne Somers Maisie...
  42. Torre82

    Hey Fellas, Ever Fall ****** Watching Pornography Leaving The Monitor On Then Somebody Walks In?

    Almost. The ones that cum to mind are those times when you **** up hours into a good ***** and it needs to be milked. So you trudge over to your preferred device, power it on and find something.. but heavy eyelids, bro. Like when you are at the end of a crap movie and you find the left eye...
  43. Torre82

    Can I change my name?

    Aces&Snacks? NoLongerBobJustMoveOnAndCallMeUmUhGimmeAMomentSteveYeahSteveWorks
  44. Torre82

    What is the latest BAD film you watched?

    *scratches head* I mean.. it kinda is. The first time you watch it. But on a repeat, and certainly after seeing Evil Dead 2.. yeahhh.. definitely not.
  45. Torre82

    What is the latest BAD film you watched?

    Replicas 2018 If you ****** Keanu Reeves on a plot that was like, if you took the premise of 'Upgrade' 2018 and changed the tech aspect.. And then you tried to call it evil and yet glorify it at the same time.. And you also ****** Alice Eve, and the bad guy is so.. 'Christopher Walken' level of...
  46. Torre82

    Violet Rain Passes Away

    Selectively makes a new cognitive dissonant thought: By extension I am now pleased when an old, ugly and unattractive person passes away. *ponders for a minute* *trying to fit the criteria, but realizes I've quite. Possibly. Fapped. to ugly old ladies A LOT.* *visits Stim99 to look for someone...
  47. Torre82

    Can I change my name?

    Agreed, Adam. I'm all for it. They would never know who it previously was. Maybe because it makes for a TL;DR name.. Maybe because its just so.. DIFFERENT than, um.. whatever the previous name was. I forget, now. Its been so long. *almost sighs in frustration at my own sarcasm* Maybe, though...
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