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  1. Torre82

    Coronavirus

    I aint dead yet, just another guy coughing and downing too much coffee to be productive. :P (Not terribly productive, I'm just trying to watch battlestar galactica for the first time ever, and man is this show just dickkicker city, these guys dont catch ANY breaks. I gotta put some time...
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    is there a whay

    https://cdn-profiles.tunein.com/s29235/images/logog.png?t=155611 It makes it that much cooler that they play classic shtuff.
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    Coronavirus

    Achey this past few days. No appetite. Cold at comfort level 72ish. Hope its just normal flu, get it out of the way before the other one.
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    Video Games That Are Supposedly Good, But You Don't Like

    The issue with every 2K game regardless of sports. They copy/paste everything from the previous year and just update stats, looks, clothes, etc. These games have had the same bugs for years. Sometimes its just certain things, but the fact that they show up EVERY year? Issues that lasted for...
  5. Torre82

    Billie Eilish

    Strips down to bra to combat body shaming, latest tour opener surprise! https://theblast.com/c/billie-eilish-concert-shows-body-video-bra-miami-strips-down-body-image-stage-message
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    Coronavirus

    Now THAT is the kind of 'looking on the bright side' that everybody needs! Are people dead? So the story goes, yeah. But statistically, doesnt that mean there are that fewer assholes in the world? So the story goes, yeah. Do I wish specifically for any deaths? Well actually, yes. Just imagine...
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    British Married Handjobs. With a redhead.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw_rLYJaqxE Is it wrong to find this quite desirable? I rather like mundane, mediocre sex. Get the job done, is it? Well thats quite alright with me. Carry on, mum.
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    JRPG **** thread

    In later years, both. AND western games. And western RPGS. When I was 15: I love *** stuff. I'm taking the language in school. all my games from there ARE GOOD. when I was 25: *didnt have time to play everything, but I understood that Eastern gaming companies werent doing so well and started...
  9. Torre82

    Do You Believe In God?

    I believe in a chain of command. There is always some asshole above you, no matter what you do. How far that goes up, and to who? *shrug* I guess I believe in the evidence of what I see around me, read about, watch on the screens, I dunno.. for all I know, we're the gods trying to figure out...
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    Who wants to see Regina nude?

    Waiting on more n00dz.
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    WAIFU lists Top 3

    Time to list your waifus. (3, cuz compromise! 5 is too much. Dont be a mormon.) Show me who holds a special place in your cumrag collection. Leslie Mann https://gfycat.com/simplelinedboaconstrictor-the-bling-ring-emma-watson-leslie-mann (Adam, my waifu is introducing yours, I believe?) Aubrey...
  12. Torre82

    Satanic Atheists

    Thank you, thank you. I am only a messanger of she who is! While you may hear the good word from anyone, I appreciate that you like my rendition! My beautiful flock, your faith pleases me. HAVE YOU MADE READY the bodies???!?!??!
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    Satanic Atheists

    I remember the first time the fire consumed me. You'll like this, Eric. So there I was, a young pup. Innocent, perfect in the eyes of the Lard. The machine hummed to life and grabbed my member and started trimming me. (Circ machines cut away your perfection and consecrate your body for...
  14. Torre82

    Satanic Atheists

    I've been hearing about a Bill and Ted reboot since, what.. 2017? Whatever happened to that? *google fu* Ah, August 21st. I think I'll give it a view. Yeah, I remember Charlize QUITE well. First time? Six days in the valley or something? James Spader was in it, and she wore this white lingerie...
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    Satanic Atheists

    I could've sworn I referenced Pacinodevil, somewhere! This used to be one of my favorite movies! My favorite line, I *KNOW* I pseudo quoted, but not recently.. "He keeps you jumping from one foot to the next, " "Look but dont touch, touch but dont take. Taste, but dont swallow" "UP THERE...
  16. Torre82

    I Got Some Goooooooooood Weed!

    Score! Any plans for getting to the moon? A go-to movie, pink floyd on repeat? 2 hour blowjob from the ol' lady?
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    Satanic Atheists

    I was actually thinking of doing 7777777777777777777 and *** jokes, but when I run with it, I run with it. I had this evil motif I had to live up to. Plenty of quotes from movies, games, songs, etc. Reminds me of my college days. Read something and word it sufficiently differently and add your...
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    Satanic Atheists

    And to think I went to all the trouble of putting hidden messages in all my posts for you! YOU DIDNT EVEN NOTICE, Eric. Just highlight any of my posts. ;) BUT YOU DO NOW! UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT AB START Pokemon ultra sun is almost done downloading BOOYAKA!
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    Satanic Atheists

    "Its like a whisper you cant quite hear. Youre compelled to do things but you dont know why. You just obey. Eventually you stop thinking for yourself. There is a balance between control and usefulness. The less freedom the subject maintains, the less capable it becomes."...
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    What's The Worst Soda Pop Out There?

    LA ***** pleased my soul by doing something so stupid.. that it helps me not do something stupid. Until the next time me and the buds go out for drinks, then it becomes a challenge. But that goes without saying. One of the places I lived at, they added a kombucha tap last year. The bottles are...
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    What's The Worst Soda Pop Out There?

    Kombucha. I like health foods and health drinks, but if you wanted nasty healthy **** that is neither healthy NOR ****.. Kombucha has your back. Srsly tho y u gtta smll lk delicshush *****? I lk booz
  22. Torre82

    Satanic Atheists

    Everyone who joins signs a non disclosure agreement about what they will get, and at what exchange-rate they get out of the deal. For someone who doesnt wish to put in any effort, they will get as much effort as if they expected heaven to be.. heaven. There is something to be said about...
  23. Torre82

    So final fantasy 7 remake is gonna be an action rpg. *sigh*

    At this point I think we'd rather watch Adam get whipped by the Reginator. Because that would be consistent and entertaining. FF7.. still up in the air. :)
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    Satanic Atheists

    All this trying to rationally prove the unproven rhetoric has made me hungry. What do you think, Chinese sound good? http://chinesebabies4sale.com/cheap-babies I got the money for the pizza if you got the tip. You in? Yeah I named her pizza. So you in or not, I'm on hold with 'em.
  25. Torre82

    Anya Taylor-Joy

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    Nintendo Switch Lite worth getting?

    Didja hack yours or are you doing the legit thing?
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    Nintendo Switch Lite worth getting?

    Yeah. Doesnt stop your local retailer from selling even the used ones at ridiculous prices, tho. ;) If I.. who am I kidding, WHEN I get a switch, I got my eye on ark survival evolved and rune factory 4 deluxe. Among a couple other franchises that'll be out by the time I get up enough scratch to...
  28. Torre82

    Satanic Atheists

    Its a well known fact. I cant help it. Seriously, I recommend lemon pepper. It brings out the baby flavor. Chilis.. baby back.. just back. No ribs. I want my baby back baby back babyback... RIBS
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    Nintendo Switch Lite worth getting?

    Nah, a few ounces and a few inches less. Not so much that you'd notice, negatively. Like the screen is more edge-to-edge, but less screen is still less screen. I know its missing a few other things, too.. I think the vibration motors and a gyroscope? So laying those steering wheel games is...
  30. Torre82

    Nintendo Switch Lite worth getting?

    It DOES seem to be an issue with their consoles. I think only the SNES and gamecube really felt 'right' in-hand. NES was blocky-TINY-not sharp, but felt sharp after long playing sessions, 64 was.. awkward and too small for adult hands AND OMG that plastic joystick... Wii was craptastic, my 3ds's...
  31. Torre82

    Beautiful galaxy and space thread

    *sigh* Is it wrong that I want to use this as some sort of arguing point that isnt even a point over in the other topic? lol Maybe find out if fox news made a story about it. Anywho! Glad to see we're still studying the sky in every way we can. :)
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    Satanic Atheists

    yOUR SOUl tastes bITter, eRICCCKKK
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    Satanic Atheists

    1 Corinthians 7:2–3 New American Standard Bible: 1995 Update 2 But because of immoralities, each man is to have his own wife, and each woman is to have her own husband. 3 The husband must 1fulfill his duty to his wife, and likewise also the wife to her husband. For you to justify your belief...
  34. Torre82

    Coronavirus

    If you arent gonna use those, I'll take 'em. You smoke menthols, bychance? :)
  35. Torre82

    Satanic Atheists

    I'm tryin', here! I'm not L Ron Hubbard, I cant just come up with a religion about a volcano god in 10 minutes! ;) Btw buy dianetics. It'll change your life. The commercial said so, back in the 80s. Which means its real-ish. Do I really gotta do the youtube thing? I mean, I could.. but it just...
  36. Torre82

    *********** you desperately want to see naked.

    Its been awhile since I've contributed to the ***** 'wish list'. I gotta be somewhat different from my last wishes, so here goes: Athletes I've had my eye on since ever: Martina Hingis Ronda Rousey Chyna (RIP and I know, she started doing mainstream stuff.. I havent gotten around to fapping a...
  37. Torre82

    *2020 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    It wouldnt be the first time the DNC wrapped their foot in detcord, vowed to save everyone from the bad guy, blew their own foot off and realized they might have deep issues and should not interfere. With anything. But then wakes up the next day forgetting the whole thing.
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    Better threads? Explain wtf these are:

    Fun fact that isnt really a fact: HOW DO I KEEP FINDING THINGS THAT COULD BE ON THIS LIST, whenever I go for a walk/jog? I swear, looking down at the collective bits and baubles people throw out their windows as they drive.. I really DONT know what some of these things are. My favorite ones are...
  39. Torre82

    Satanic Atheists

    I much prefer 'Shaitan the questioner'. It is a more direct translation. There is not a plight of victims, insofar as there are herds to be culled. Do you feel the same sympathy for your food, regardless if it is a chicken or a green bean? Those who submit to a greater power are equally as...
  40. Torre82

    Nintendo Switch Lite worth getting?

    Depends on what you are gonna use it for. Installing custom firmware on it so you can play any downloaded games? You'll need a switch classic. Battery life? Switch classic < Switch Lite < New Switch Screen is a bit smaller, but it feels like a true 'pocket system' with the smaller size. Original...
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    Better threads? Explain wtf these are:

    https://izismile.com/2020/02/06/hey_internet_explain_what_this_is_25_pics.html
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    Satanic Atheists

    "I knew him. He was the most beautiful of all the Seraphim. He shone with intelligence and daring. His great heart was big with all the virtues born of pride: frankness, courage, constancy in trial, indomitable hope. Long, long ago, ere Time was, in the boreal sky where gleam the seven magnetic...
  43. Torre82

    Satanic Atheists

    Pshaw, youre overreacting. NO YOU ARE NOT GUA HA HAHAHAHHA The devil has absolutely NO wish to see you in pain and suffering. It makes no sense, whatsoever to assume such stupidity. That would be like Jehovah's witnesses going door to door and being mean to you, berating you and not selling you...
  44. Torre82

    KFC Chicken & Donuts Sandwich Review!

    I mean, I think any rational human being will see the thumbnail, the look, the food and always ask the same thing: "Are you for real? Do you really have to do all that extra schtick?" At 1.7M and 420K subscribers, respectively.. yeah, I guess so. But extra.
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    "Please close my account" thread - PLEASE READ THE OPENING POST

    Hell yeah. Do I look different? Do my posts seem.. I dunno, super-er? Feels good.
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    Do You Watch Any Of The Major Network Late Night Talk Shows?

    oh ****, forgot. Used to watch Arsenio, back in the 90s. Never caught the reboot, so no real opinion on that. Personal opinion: late night hosts are irrelevant since halfway thru the Leno/Letterman running years. Neverminding that they presented strange news, *******, world events, interviews...
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    "Please close my account" thread - PLEASE READ THE OPENING POST

    Please dont do anything to my account. Wait, could you actually change what it says below my username? I'd like to enjoy a few days of being 'Super Mega Jesus' before we transfer to the new board. Better yet.. SURPRISE ME! Adam, show me whatcha got! Cuz "What the fuck are you looking at!" just...
  48. Torre82

    Coronavirus

    https://nypost.com/2020/03/01/us-surgeon-general-begs-people-to-stop-buying-masks-amid-coronavirus-panic/ "SERIOUSLY, people. STOP BUYING MASKS" “They are NOT effective in preventing general public from catching #Coronavirus, but if healthcare providers can’t get them to care for sick patients...
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