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Favorite of all time is still iDeepThroat dotcom. Whatsername, again? Heather something, I think. She was magical. *wistful sigh* Anyway.

Its alright, Steph.

https://gfycat.com/unevenarcticbangeltiger-beauty Collage of sextastic. Put on repeat, fullscreen and .. you know the rest.

Hell yeah, new Minka stuff. *adds that to the agenda* Like a nurse with parkinsons at a sperm bank, Time to spill more seed.

https://gfycat.com/partialbountifulbetafish Thank me in the 2 minutes it'll take you to work one up and beat the life out of it.

I know some of these topics are circle jerks, but cmon. ;) WELLLL... omegle for randomness. Chaturbate. jerkin'world (assuming it still exists) *******, click on cams, jerk with like-minded souls. via Imgflip Meme Generator

Only Craig Ferguson. I know he has been off for some years, but.. yeah I still do. Youtube is free DVR, sir. "JayLeno Fly" has ya covered.

*click* *eyes the tagline* I think I see where this is going. *watches* I was not disappointed any more than I expected to be. To answer the question: Some people who think 'sex sells' and mattresses go together. Wait.. that actually makes a lotta sense. Hrm.

*just sets this down, right here* Tongue action.

Legit saying that maybe 3 definitely 2 out of 100 people are going to die is, actually kinda panick-inducing. Just sayin', johan. lol And then the Pence thing. Pence definitely contributes. Like trusting Beverly Hills Ninja to do a sneaky thing or John Cusack to pay the 2$ back.

If I was back in basic, this would be a badass morning meal. But as the middle aged dude, I'll just watch someone else eat it and pull a Kirstie Alley ~ "IS IT GOOD? Tell me about the taste. Eat it slower. SLOWER. Make yummy noises. Hold on... *breaks out the astroglide*"

Also annoying: L1 L2 on playstation, Left and Right 'bumper' on Xbox When emulating N64... just where is a convenient place to map 'Z' trigger and A + B to? The front C directional buttons already take up the 4 side buttons.. so it becomes a per-game-configuration chore to play. QTE quick time...

Duan: You post on the reddits, too?

In other news, playing too much pokemon. The simplest games are the most addicting. Played chess for hours. (Ya know, sticking with simple stuff)

Y2K false fear < Coronavirus will suppposedly be swimming inside you sometime in the next 365 days. The local news tells everybody when flu season is starting, and you might get it once or twice a year.. but it hasnt gotten as much coverage as COVID19. :) Its like a ********* ~ ya know, you...

"Bras? WHere we're going.. we dont need.. BRAS" ~Dockota Browning

https://gfycat.com/poisedbronzedipper-ariel-winter Yeah, thats a pierced titteh.

Stocks have already fallen, and I'm no economist, https://www.thestreet.com/markets/dow-plunges-coronavirus-china but considering that 2000ish's SARS outbreak sent China into a production tizzy, I think 2020 will be the same. But with a major caveat ~ in the early 2000s they were just...

Pssst, its an aspring codemonkey. Install the cam in his toilet before he notices.

NO! I WANT ONLY THE REALEST ******! Bring me the mofos. :)

Re: Téa Leoni's 54 Birthday Tea Leoni, holy hell.. n1 underbroseph. Tea in Bad Boys is to my younger days ALMOST as much as.. Carla Gugino in Snake eyes. 90s hawtness, sirs!

They have limited ESP. An ex wont call you after a breakup until youre no longer thinking about her. A chick wont flirt with you unless youre ignoring them. They wont make plans unless you already have some. This is like.. similiar to ghosts or aliens theory. Example: "I dont believe in many...

They would be wise to listen to all thee peoples. I, for one.. would like Ft Condor to not just be a minigame but a fully fledged sidegame that I could spend dozens of hours in. Or chocobo ****/breeding! Not to mention all the things they could add to gold saucer, geez.. sidegames all by...

Thats all you need to know. Niptastic.. luffly.

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I'm somewhat disappointed that there arent more replies. You got me curious with this (oddly descriptive) request. :)

*Bump* Because I couldnt wait 3 months for the 1 year anniversary of this topic.

Quality amateurs, as always. N1 zip. omfg those lil boobies.. :)

https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2020/02/NINTCHDBPICT000563085661-1.jpg Reminds me of Montana Fishburne. The ********* who want to make a name for themselves by fuckins' goodness! https://www.*******.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1205296917

Oh, yeah.. thats a common complaint amongst gamers. Your DOF Depth of Field setting is too high. Open your WomanConf.ini and change these lines from =1 to =0 :) bDoDepthOfField=0 bScreenSpaceBokeh=0 Aheh.. heh, ahem anyway.

https://www.tweaktown.com/news/67581/final-fantasy-7-remake-classic-mode-turn-based-auto-battle/index.html Classic Mode basically switches controlled characters over to AI autopilot. It's only half like 1997's Final Fantasy 7 and only lets gamers use commands when the ATB gauge is full. But...

lips: https://dynaimage.cdn.cnn.com/cnn/c_fill,g_auto,w_1200,h_675,ar_16:9/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.cnn.com%2Fcnnnext%2Fdam%2Fassets%2F200209193139-03b-fashion-oscars-2020-billie-eilish.jpg Swipe right for pic, again for short video. https://www.instagram.com/p/B7JpPbgFOet/

Its all or nothing. Due to design. A thing I've tried to do, and I get limited success.. is kinda twofold: I set my connection as 'metered' so that it goes into conservative background downloads mode, which shows me the updates when they become available. (I think! I dont trust windows not to...

Whelp, might as well click the link, I guess. Since OP wont have an opinion on the matter. lol Edit: OH ****, AND ITS HIS FIRST POST! x2 attention to detail callouts, I didnt even notice. So, uh.. welcome to the board, man. :)

Exhibit C: But with a bit of introduction. You know when you start typing in your browser and the autocomplete suggestions fire up? AHEM, so.. here's a few of mine: A: ArgentinaLove.net Sexy pictures of beautiful ebony girls anna hutchison nude fitgirl repacks AHEm, anyway.. *presses the E...

Its February 2020. 2 months past her 18th. THAT MEANS YOU CAN (in extreme theory) FUCK HER, NOW! Or more likely, jerk off to her. Inparticular the eyes and the lips. (They are quite nice.) https://www.billieeilish.com/ (Click on 'Enter Billie's Room', you pervert!) Grammy's were on January...

*gets on a mini rant about sadistic chicks* Brie Larson as evil bitch in Scott Pilgrim Vs = oh hell yeah. Brie Larson after hearing her real life rants about .. ahem, her beliefs, and then watching captain marvel = No thx. Aubrey Plaza being sarcastic, super sexy girl in... everything = I CANT...

BACK OFF TOPIC LED ZEPPELLLINNNZZZZZ NEW STUFFFFFFF! ;)I sincerely hope someone groans and facepalms. :)

Option #3: Lay a snail-trail of that precum and slide into vegas, slick and ready-to-go.

Yes, but with some exceptions. You can absolutely disable the more annoying features of win10 (defender, auto updates) if you have access go the policy editor. This cannot be done on windows 10 Home edition. How to disable automatic updates using Group Policy On Windows 10 Pro, you can use the...

Aellagirl https://66.media.tumblr.com/07a865877bb0e47a55142118b9f755ac/tumblr_inline_otk7k2lU991snjjx2_1280.jpg old site, pre-tumblr apocalypse, but via tumbex: https://www.tumbex.com/aellagirl.tumblr/posts?tag=nsfw

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All the **** are on different things, now. I like uppers as much as the next guy, but even those seem to be in short supply. (In the city) 20 years ago I could get adderall or a cheap bumper of **** any time. Not to buy into the media hype about certain *****, but there really is too much meth...

I call this work, "15 minutes of patience" My motivation was tempered by classic movies, kentucky bourbon and Dino Velvet's tales of hobo turd. Thoughts? Suggestions? I think it is masterful. A timeless piece ... about 15 minutes of time.

I think the eye contact really sells it. Not the joke, but the creep factor. Which makes me laugh. So theres that. :)

The opposite of a panic ******. But more acid. You'll feel more like 'yourself', but in a kind of.. oh, whats the lyric I'm looking for.. Hiding backwards inside of me I feel so unafraid Like, youre focused in on whatever you want to focus on, but you'll be sidetracked by your brain. I mean...