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Bailey26 https://www.*******.com/gifs/search?search=bailey26 Bai Ling http://scandalplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Bai.jpg Victoria Beckham *no pic required for those glasscutters, and there wont be many nude pics to choose from since her spice girls days, anyway :(*

She looks like a proper sexy ***, now. If she can nag at me to take the trash out, I could just rub one out pretty fast. *wistful sigh*

What you see as 'experts' I do not actually see. Do they get paid to do it? Yes. Are they the best? I would rather have the fluffer be seen as an expert. They do it behind-the-scenes and oftentimes longer than the scene, itself. Like.. what is more important, the girl who finishes you or the...

I gotta say, I love how consistent this topic is. Just when I think pf is done... he just keeps 'leaking'. Out of curiosity, do you have any takers - 'for the ladies'? Or do any guys private message you? None of my business, I know.. but wondering.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EAesv-PzpI "Jeff Goldblum reads thirst tweets" There is the example. Now that is something.. that you know. *sigh* (Probably didnt ever need to know, but whatevs) Time to play 'mad libs', in a way. Choose a person. Choose a verb. Make it sexytime. Funny...

*scrolls through the page, sees expanses of ***** flesh* Ugh... *sighs* ****. If I must. *takes off pants, accepts the reality that I.. for some reason.. now have to cum* And good gawd, Ellen Page.. thank G_d that you exist. And.. that you legitimately lez out. And lezzed it up with Kate Mara...

Although, to be fair.. ya know that if you turn into a dickhead, oftentimes you can get some women waaaay more easily. Which, I guess is also a very lamentable thing. Nice guys finish last and nice girls are already taken. Until the nice guy gets jaded and turns into an asshole and the nice girl...

Born: Indiana University Hospital, downtown. Raised: Bounced between the ghetto, the rich side of town, whereever we could find a place and if *** was working. (She had this habit of spending too much money and not appreciating the husband.. he was a blue collar dude that made 20-30 bucks per...

Thank you. Belatedly. :) So, even though this is after the fact, and not exactly asked for, I'm gonna explain myself to some of the few people I .. I dunno, tolerate? So I work at a place, and I'm kind of... this inbetween guy at a facility that, you could say.. isnt quite a 'mission' (where...

So I'm gonna imitate Dino Velvet and just make a topic about it. So, at the barebones level.. TL;DR... you know how you would never wish certain things upon someone? So here are a few things that just happened in the last hour, and I wouldnt wish any of them on anyone. Except maybe the cat...

This is what some, in a movement you may refer to as MGTOW... call the FOMO. Fear Of Missing Out. You look over and you see a chick with a guy.. and you think that the guy is lucky. But are they, really? Spending all that attention and money and getting... what? Borrowing someone's crotch...

Remember when Stile project used to show us these kinds of greatness on-the-daily? RIP, Jay Stiles. (OH! Also, Ava's anal integrity.)

Me, personally? None. I have a few friends with it and it seems to be a.. how would I put it.. A liability? The people that have it dont even watch prime or order things all that often, but I know they get asked just-about-constantly if someone can use prime to have something sent to the same...

Sooo... .. I dont actually have a real reply. What I have is a bunch of reactions. That I can put down to text. Here goes: "Dino didnt make this?" Leftie side: Topics like this even exist?! Rightie side: I'm glad someone asked it. On-topic: Just WHERE do you live? And how hot are either of...

This. So very much this. Except not. I really didnt like worm or dany in the end. Free the slaves. Make a huge deal out of it. **** the evil people. 5 hours later: These guys are expendable. I'm turning power hungry.. but like, in sixth gear. No slow-shifting this whip. Also, those guys are...

Between Deadwood, Sopranos, Game-Of, ... Carnivale.. well, ****. Lemme just be the millionth person to say that HBO cant finish a show off worth a damn. Any of the shows. Any. *thinks about Garry Shandling, Dennis Miller, ***** On, HBO's Real Sex, Autopsy, Newsroom, TRUE DETECTIVE ANY SEASON...

Google, translate this into other scenarios. I feel that my point may be taken as an incendiary commentary on a pornographic agenda that some guys put a lot of faith in. (HAH! FAITH! Among swingers!) Google: I have found these results for you: "there's no better financial feeling in the world...

Cuckoldry? #Spoiler There is plenty of hot sex that comes from.. hot sex. 'Anxiously wait for your wife to come home after being with another man'? Absolutely not. You are describing a contrived situation ~ are you so utterly bored with your sex life that you need to surrender your dignity and...

Brenton Harrison Tarrant has 50 more reasons than that. If you feel your country is being devoured alive by immigrants, you are absolutely within your rights to vote against. And also vote violently. Is it morally right? That is up to you to decide. I feel, personally.. that if the politicians...

This is not a fail. This is an unexpected win. For the golf ball. And the viewer.

"Git gud" is not a valid response to DLC and microtransactions, mang. /some people are so indoctrinated that they will shill for free. To their favorite, morally-corrupt companies. You can absolutely beat every game, ever. After grinding for dozens or hundreds of hours. The next guy can pay 40$...

/Reddit tier post /OP always has growing-up to do /100$ barely solves my cell phone bill. ;)

I cant outright doubt that. But I am inclined to do so. Until the 'magical cock of 19 pennies' or Emma Watson's panties appear, I'll just forever not know. *le sighs, and maybe even a slumping into my chair*

Absolutely right, and even the fanboys past the age of 20 will be constantly reminded, (In case they are in denial) That the games are for **** and they'll hold your hand and use that childish mindset for EVERYTHING. I like a pokemon game as a time-waster, JRPG type grindfest.. but fuggin HELL...

Expecting people to read, again? :) Just another circle jerk topic, man. These things are for the 'Frito Pendejo's of society. "HEY BRO WHAT DO YOU JERK OFF TO?!" "d00d lookit this girl omfg wanna bang 12 on a scale of TEN, bro!" "Bruh you gotta nice dick, no homo BUT I NEED TO FAP LETS FAP...

Sauce: https://www.theverge.com/2018/11/9/18079340/amazon-apple-iphone-ipad-watch-beats-deal-selling-products-online My own 2 cents: I'm also interested in what Louis Rossman (NY refurb/data recovery/youtube OC creator guy) has to say about this. Probably his usual, which boils down to "WHAT...

Indeed. An issue is that people arent taken down a notch, often. Or pushed up to a healthy notch. There is a saying that trying to convince anybody of anything is useless, because they will only take it in through their own distorted 'ability' of perception. The world sped up and I suppose...

When someone makes: 5 posts total 7 years to post 2 posts are WTF-tier 0 Reasons to post a full set 1/2 a reason to be pissed off and not post again?? 19 Number of pennies you owe, Adam.

You think this is lively? Try 2008. You could make a reply and the topic would be on page 3 within the hour, if noone followed up. We're getting back to that, just invite your friends, neighbors, coworkers and anal gape/gangbang prolapse acquaintances to come in. Intelligent conversations and...

Well yes, but as an associative measure.. let me point out that.. D-rock Posts 25,187 That is 5.01 posts since 2005. You, in theory, make 5 posts every day for the last 14 years. I am not a psychiatrist, nor the most 'average asshole off the street' type, but some would see that number and be...

When I find myself with nothing to do, usually I'll start playing an MMO or a pokemon game. Gotta... collect 'em all.. UGH. *levels up my pokemon for an hour and bores myself into a **** :)

...? ....? Nothing about this makes a lick of sense.

*sighs* I dont wanna just come out and ask, and not actually ask.. but a rhetorical ask: "What the fuck is wrong with you?" but ... I really have no other version. The first reply is the absolute best, TBH. But it is such a.. contradictory thing, isnt it? I mean, it *ACTUALLY IS* a porn board...

Dear humans who buy into this ****: 1. It isnt all about you. (If I have to hear about your princess/player complex, ONE MORE FUCKING TIME...) 2. Video games are to escape work and reality. Do you. What else did you really wanna do, be disappointed by game of thrones? Thats an hour you spent...

More of a compromise than a 'settled and done', but. Eh. Noone ****** them into the situation, they could've walked away.

Compared to... ? She has three perfectly good nude scenes that are 'cum-bussable'. Dont sell yourself short on clothed, summer action movie badness from 17 years ago. Come on, man. I thought you was better than that..

You ****** savage! You post the main content and the sources at the end! ;) CHATSWORTH, Calif.—AVN was contacted last week by a source wishing to remain anonymous who claimed to have discovered the true identity of “Omid,” the notorious anti-porn “troll” responsible for effecting the...

The politics section, in general. Not because politics/religion ~ but because in there you are your most opinionated self. I like general chat .. we arent on our best behavior, but it is civil, FTMP. Out here, I like everyone and chuckle at the oft divided masses who sneak in a 'well because of...

***. Probably ***. She will get me the Iron Throne, one day. Hold on, I need more drank at this wedding.. where is that midget..

Automatic fave. Other than the ones with Shawn Michaels. Or the girl fights, because those seem less wholesome and quite trashy.

Video of her getting peed on by R. Kelly or casting couch Weinstein or it didnt happen. And didnt the legend go that it transpired in 1994? And she was magically 14 IN THE STORY, but she turned 18 that year... but the events that happened since then, and what was said.. kinda corroborated the...

A legally sound maneuver for getting free money/publicity, provided you have the initial investment and/or access to a wide audience to convince them that it was not your fault. These days. Ethically sound? No. But I'm preaching to the choir on that one. :)

I... really, REALLY... hope Pornfan99 does the tribute. There is something comforting about a guy who routinely shows us his cum.. cumming to Crimson. But by comforting, I kinda mean 'close to what he is already doing', but .. like, more.. .. ya know, lets play mad libs! If "name" were to...

Almost politically correct. Almost.

Absolutely nothing. The trio of huge tit girls... (Milena Velba, Nadine Janssen, Miosotis) hasnt made a goddamned thing in YEARS. But go to their topic and point that out and you'll get negative-repped by the fanboys who still pay for a monthly pass to 2004's porn.

They're just robots, Morty. Its okay to shot them, RJ's a robot! *some time later* Its just a figure of speech, Morty! RJ's a bureaucrat!

“He showers in grain *******!” “He date ***** David Bowie.” “So anyways, Dino would put on a white tie and tails and walk his pet cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra “Beverly”. He taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day, it bit the maid. So with tears in his...

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“Did I ever tell you about the time Dino took me out to go get a ***** with him? We go off lookin’ for a bar and we can’t find one. Finally, DV takes me into a vacant lot and says, “Here we are!” Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us! Well...

True fact: 90% of all topics are either created-by, or thoroughly posted-in, by Mister Velvet. “Did I ever tell you about the time I went horseback riding with Dino, but there weren’t any horses around? Well, Dino throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well...