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  1. Torre82

    A retrospective: Danni's Hard Drive

    Hah, if I had 14.99$ on a parent's credit card for every time I got a free month off those AOL disks.. and then AOL stopped handing out so many and I got tired of gypping them out of a month. (Oh, how easy, though.. and how impatient was I..) Tried that Juno free internet with the adbar up top...
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    Going Way Overboard With A Camgirl: ******

    *steps in like a Jehovah's Witness or AmWay salesman* Mister Amato, have you heard the word of our lord and savior MGTOW? You shouldnt destroy your life to give to a woman, sir. Oh, lordy.. these are trying times, meester. No more than any other, but certainly more transparent in the...
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    Post A Caption Under This Picture

    A miss, a hobo and a forbidden img. There is something very artsy about this. Life imitates art imitates how oddly fucked up everything is. *ahem* At least that is what I feel about it ~ like the lack of an image is , intentional or no, something to say.. Then again, it could just be a...
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    Video Games That Are Supposedly Good, But You Don't Like

    Last of us 1 = beaten it like a Torre dick. One of the rare games I liked so much that I jumped onto the multiplayer to see what THAT side of things was like. Luff the game! Naughty dog has pushed, and take this with a grain of salt.. amazing visuals and stories that do NOT fail to entertain...
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    I Saw A Fat Black Hobo Lady Pinch Off A Loaf Across The Street From KFC On Patricia Ave & Pico Bl

    Re: I Saw A Fat Black Hobo Lady Pinch Off A Loaf Across The Street From KFC On Patricia Ave & Pico B I'm just another freeones member. You'll find plenty of ******** souls, opinionated geniuses, official perverts with tenure, (have a joke: Pervert goes to freeones.com, wanks off, takes a look...
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    What Will be The Worst Thread Dino Will Start?

    In the interest of contributing to 'worst' things, here ya go. https://rate-my-****.com/ https://izismile.com/2020/01/06/yeah_that_looks_like_a_nope_47_pics.html Casino Royale's best scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i97EzIOF8dQ Finding yourself in recovery? Want to fuck other...
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    I Saw A Fat Black Hobo Lady Pinch Off A Loaf Across The Street From KFC On Patricia Ave & Pico Bl

    Re: I Saw A Fat Black Hobo Lady Pinch Off A Loaf Across The Street From KFC On Patricia Ave & Pico B My mind is like watching one of those infinite possibilities, different timelines science fiction cliche movies/episodes. Which is to say, it isnt about the infinite possibilities or how...
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    JRPG **** thread

    I have to post here. Because this forum is semi-dead and us oldsters dont flame anybody for having an opinion. (unlike gamefaqs, IGN or... anywhere. At all.) ersion of a predetermined 'thing'?! I never even used Fire1 !!! HOW AM I GETTING FIRE 2?! Ahem, now the reason I take issue with games...
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    I Saw A Fat Black Hobo Lady Pinch Off A Loaf Across The Street From KFC On Patricia Ave & Pico Bl

    Re: I Saw A Fat Black Hobo Lady Pinch Off A Loaf Across The Street From KFC On Patricia Ave & Pico B *assumes thoughtful pose, ponders this* *thinks to self* I have a few choices. Do I talk about the lovely scent of *****-tinged ammonia VIA **** puddles from the hobos in the summer, downtown...
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    Video Game Music that's on your playlist (Ongoing)

    3 hour SNES goodness: I would listen to these more, but I gotta be respectful of others' eardrums. WHich isnt to say they dont care for it, but I tend to put on background music and just let it play for a day or 3. At a low volume, but still. ;) 5 hour 'atmospheric' I'm thinking of making my...
  11. Torre82

    NFL '19 Season Thread

    I think I speak for 90% of all humanity who watch the NFL, and I quote: "So long as it isnt the patriots" Nice rubber banding, nice plot twists. Would watch again. I didnt think 'Homes was the killer, but he ****** it, in the end.
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    Identify the headless babes!

    On-topic: I dunno any of these. Request: Have any 80s-90s-early 2000s ladies for the guys to guess?
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    Do you collect Adult dvds/box cover art??

    A case of opposite sometimes being better ~ cheaper dvd players = cheaper laser = sees right through superficial scratches and reads cheap burnt discs better. I asked the same question myself, a decade or three ago ~ my computer's drive or the progressive scan, 400$ dvd player I had would...
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    Midget lovers, please explain

    Dirty little elf.. WHen I was a *** and we went to the theatre to see Home Alone, I had a thing for.. https://homealone.fandom.com/wiki/Santa%27s_Elf As I recall he told her nice shoes. Later in life, I recall a pick up line: "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?" So theres that.
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    Coronavirus

    *blinks in mock/somewhat disbelief* *recalls Eddie Izzard joke* Cake or death? Cake, plz. If there was a cure, I would think very much that the taste is of no consequence. lolol I recall my uncle's words: Why did we stop making metal toys and cutting down poison berry bushes? Natural...
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    A retrospective: Danni's Hard Drive

    Petra Verkaik says hi from the 90s.
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    Video Games That Are Supposedly Good, But You Don't Like

    Agreed, to a point. Sometimes it is nice to be on-rails. Games where the narrative is 90% of the whole schlemiel: Metal Gear Solid 4, Luminous Arc series, Those quantic ***** games (Heavy Rain, beyond two souls, Omikron the nomad soul, etc) I dunno, D. Lately I've been loathe to even read an...
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    Coronavirus

    300+ deaths, 14,000+ confirmed cases, first confirmed death outside of China: Phillipines. I think I've played this level on Plague, Inc. THIS is what happens when you start in a super visible location and let your symptoms get out of control before it spreads worldwide. ...AND OHMYFUCKINGAWD...
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    Video Games That Are Supposedly Good, But You Don't Like

    Oh thats easy. The game was the logical but VERY flawed continuation of a beloved series that was AMAZEBALLS for being open ended, true role playing and unforgiving but fair. Elder scrolls 3 morrowind is the very epitome of open ended. You land on an island and you are told to report to Caius...
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    Identify the headless babes!

    Alex (Trebek), what is.. the perfect woman x5?
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    Midget lovers, please explain

    10 year old *****! Booyah! :) and... I'm not sure that is a midge in the foto. But whatevs, I saw the title and first thought of 4chan in the old, OLD days. If you saw a midget topic posted, chances are not high of finding actual midgets in that topic. Dead bodies, spiderman memes, and little...
  22. Torre82

    Coronavirus

    Historic fact that success is assured in civilizations where slave labor gave exponential growth, yeah. I'm not taking fault with that or anything. :) Just reacknowledging that there is no place for Romans being employed in Rome, and so on and so forth in regards to employing native...
  23. Torre82

    Game of Thrones

    Xfir Xfire is that guy who.doesnt.actually.get.that.he.sounds.like.the.villain.from.any.given.movie/game/song/history. "I have ethics, I must cleanse the filth from the world!" Which is, to say, that he identifies with Dany ~ with emotion being fact, ****** being necessary and revenge above...
  24. Torre82

    Best 1970s Classic Rock, Prog Rock, Hard Rock, & Early Metal Albums Or Songs

    I'll take smooth, sexy rock, plz. Me, if I were in the 70s and lofi livestreams werent invented, yet: Gerry Rafferty, and by extension stealer's wheel.. softer side of clapton/cream, PETER FRAMPTON! (His blues album in 2019 was very decent :) ) Some America, definitely old chicago (transit...
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    Coronavirus

    Coronavirus topic! Come for the virus, leave for the ever-present iPhone mentions, come back to see we're on-topic, now. :) I, for one.. could use a thinning of the herd. But I would have to post in the politics section to express why halving china's population, moving cheap production to...
  26. Torre82

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    No problem at all. The movie really didnt get any advertising. But the making-of is amazing! The silent clips had people lip-read what the guys were saying, the shakey-cam has been stabbilized, AI read all the details and cleared up the picture to show what was really there, the absolute gore...
  27. Torre82

    Pornstars gone ugly...depressing Before and After

    For a second I was like... wait NextDoorNikki is a lardassian? But no, different girl. Just the same california princess, jewess face. Long face, nice big nose, oliveish dark complexion. (Spray tan?)
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    Pornstars gone ugly...depressing Before and After

    Think of it like opposites attract. If you live around fit, popular girls... you might wanna slum it out with that chunky chick on the other side of town. Americans find other, non american accents sexy, germans find non-blondes sexy, so on and so forth. Hell, everyone I know has this outdated...
  29. Torre82

    Reverse Phone Number Lookup That Works?

    Well, to be fair... reverse phone lookup used to be a perfectly viable option for finding out where and who. These days, not so much. Phone number spoofing is INSANELY easy to do, and there are paid services for you and me. Sooo... imagine the guys behind it who are using their own service are...
  30. Torre82

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Not relevant to your desire to see a hollywood movie, BUT BETTER! WW1 in color, with voices, with advanced tech... and all utterly, totally realistic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcgceA64aAI Peter Jackson's best, IMHO. :)
  31. Torre82

    R.I.P. Kobe Bryant NBA LEGEND

    And the 13 year old ********. :( /me wonders who the other 7 in the copter were, as well. May they rest well.
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    Pornstars gone ugly...depressing Before and After

    It should go without saying, but.. I'll say it anyway: Time, stress and *****. Mostly time. Lacey Duvalle, for example.. she started in 2000 FFS. :) Weigh the choices.. in any other profession would she decide to look more like a barbie doll? She could look like a chubby *** that you see...
  33. Torre82

    For the ladies, 2: pre-cum

    *scrolls down the page* My God, it's full of stars.
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    Who is the best looking Pornstar face-wise?

    Whoever I'm looking at whilst doing the deed. Wait, no... I've fired off to a few mistakes. A few thousand mistakes, but the firing maneuver could NOT have been stopped, at that point. I would say that whoever MADE you whip it out was the best one. After that, it all goes downhill. Browse...
  35. Torre82

    Which Forum would Makes sense

    This one would be as good as any. Especially considering you already made a topic about it. Yay for redundancy. :) But for fetishes, bdsm experts and such.. you might want to try fetlife. Obwohl sie FetLife versuchen konnten. Relevanter.
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    What Are Your Favorite Video Game Genres?

    Strategy - faction/society simulator ~ Alpha centauri vanilla, pre-expansion.. although expansion is alright on its own, the game has been nerfed and rebalanced too much, IMO. Strategy - turn based/historical ~ Romance of, Nobunaga, Hearts of Iron, etc etc. For those times when you want to be...
  37. Torre82

    Porn: DVD vs Digital Content

    I would love to say that DVD has a place in my heart, if only for the HD vids I can burn to them.. but I really cant. Cheap manufacturers in EVERY sector have jaded me ~ whether made by vivid or burnt to a DVD-R I got from the local tech shop, I really havent had much luck. Bit-rot is real, and...
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    Pornstars gone ugly...depressing Before and After

    Speaking as a connoisseur of trailer trash, sexy old ladies and sluts.. I much rather prefer honesty in my advertising ~ look like slag if you are doing slag things. :) So naturally, on the flipside if I see a hollywood sex symbol that is still thin at 40+ years old, they dont do nudity and...
  39. Torre82

    Borderlands 3

    Its nice if you played the telltale and pre sequel to death and remembered the story. I always thought the whole mad max but with laughs thing was interesting, and the game managed to pull it off twice. I mean.. twice if you consider the first game a huge tutorial but still half a game, 2 as a...
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    Youngest Pornstar

    Iknorite? 'developed' countries be all like, whoa man that girl ONLY turned 18.. she is BARELY legal, so dont get weird about it. Go to countries in the middle of nowhere and they're like.. she's 13 and already on her second pregnancy. If she wasnt ready she wouldnt have her period. or get...
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    Borderlands 3

    A topic that people stopped posting in after the game was released. .. yeah, the game isnt anything special. My theory on why me and my previous BL friends dont play B3: We just overdosed on 2 so much.. and then more.. and then on that console, and then again because 3 is being released so we...
  42. Torre82

    Pregnant Porn Stars

    If only there was a website that congregated information, statistics, links, videos and pictures! I bet they could keep track of such things in regards to pornstars! *stares at the mods* lolol
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    Youngest Pornstar

    Agreed. Sometimes I like the urgency that chan posts get, cuz they know the topic limits. And then there is this mausoleum. :)
  44. Torre82

    Anne Hathaway

    Prof. Snape voice: Theyve. Gotten. ... bigger. ... Potter. If you heard that in Rickman's voice, you.. are... welcome.
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    Marriage, infidelity and race - a story and a question.

    This. This before it gets further out of control. A modern woman who doesnt understand the sanctity of marriage? ... you are saving the situation from getting worse. Do the right thing now, control the situation. And you already have enough information to stop trusting your girl, soo... The...
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    Youngest Pornstar

    Arguably. /insert random arguments about hollywood, eastern european countries lack of policing, snapchat tweenagers, and going any given video website (*******, for ex.) to 'recently uploaded' and you can find *ahem* youngest pornstars. Until someone hits the report button. The internet is...
  47. Torre82

    Which one is better? Satin VS Chrome

    ^Agreed. While it is nice to look at, it isnt nice to stare at. As in.. I definitely like both at first glance, but looking longer than a few seconds is like looking at those 3d squint and cross your eyes puzzles ~ not very eye-friendly. A very close second is digital urban camo. Cool to look...
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    Women Warm Up Faster to Gay Men Than Straight Guys, Study Suggests - (But why?....)

    "This just in from the Bureau of the obvious" "In other news, women found to respond better to men who have no interest in them, and act more feminine than they do." "Women are genetically contradictory, said every husband, EVER. But then said that it was, quote, off the record, though." On a...
  49. Torre82

    Daisy Ridley

    When you absolutely, positively have to have an english chick and they ask you what size tits you want.. and you arent feeling like Emilia Clarke, downsize it to Princess Daisy!
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    What kinda fat fucking disgusting pig don't realize she's pregnant @6mo?

    *points to anywhere outside of a major city, in my state* When the n ews will reasonably regularly tell you that you live in a place high up in the 'heaviest state' and it is also the test bed for cigarette companies... There are PLENTY upon plenty of round ladies that couldnt tell you how the...
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