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I don't kiss and tell. :angels:

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx Back to the Future or Indiana Jones?

Ooh! Ooh! Let's play "Troll the OCSM!" That's a great idea! You know what the prize is for the winner? Ask sir fartsalot or gladiator. :D

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx Are there, like, kangaroos and koalas roaming wild on the street there? That is impossible because Chuck Norris wouldn't allow any competition.

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx Oh, I just thought of something. Is it true that toilets flush counterclockwise in Australia?

No ****?!? Dude, I've always pictured you as a thin, lanky, blond guy.

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx Star Wars or Star Trek?

Does anyone else remember that 80's cartoon Dinosaucers about dinosaurs from outer space? That show was the ****! :thumbsup:

I didn't; it found me. :eek:

I made friends with one of my new neighbors today. :)

Pretty sure I haven't. I might've been talking about your pillows fighting... :boobies: :D

That's at the National Dollar store on Fillmore and Geary. I thought it was *GREAT* product placement, which is why I took the picture. :sheep:

Ok, so, penis and man boobs. Got it. I'll try to suck in my gut enough so that they're visible.

What about tutu? Wouldn't she look good in a tutu? I know you would... :drool1:

Will a picture of my penis suffice?

I only remember apple juice. Getting old sucks. :(

How do you know it's cilantro? My guess is that it's bean skin from her burrito. Wait a minute, is she the hottest woman you can think of, or are they the hottest women you can think of? That's one of my biggest fucking pet peeves, when someone doesn't know the fucking difference between...

After my *** had been in the hospital for 2 weeks after her stroke last year, the doctors wanted to put her on anti-depressants. Paxil, if I'm not mistaken. My *** just went apeshit at the very idea because he knew the side effects. As much as people knock Scientology and say what they will...

You know what you've been doing to your couch ever since Sabrina visited you? It's kind of like that, only he does it to an office chair.

DIBS!!! Who goes after me, I really don't give a rat's ass. I just don't want sloppy seconds. :spin:

I think that, to determine the winner, the two of you should wear your respective team's jersey, and duke it out in a pillow fight. :D Just remember not to blindside her... :facepalm: :lame:

If he doesn't have time today, his assistant, G. S. Bird, will start answering them tomorrow. ;)

Re: Oh, fuck it, Ask Me Anything :******: As much as it pains me, I promise I won't play it. You might have to listen to other random ****, like The Beatles, Ramms+ein, Nightwish, bluegrass, classical, tango, salsa, or whatever else my phone might decide to play from the songs I've uploaded...

***** bump! I was looking through **** I have in my storage container, and I found this set list from that show. Kind of pointless, but, then again, so is everything else I post on Freeones. :)

Apparently, for you to troll yet AGAIN with more post count spam.

Re: Oh, fuck it, Ask Me Anything You snuck into Warped Tour?!? Dear dawg, girl, couldn't you find a more worthwhile show to sneak into??? Whenever I sneak into a show it's something good. AC/DC, Roger Waters, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, ZZ Top, Mago de Oz, Soundgarden, Rodrigo y Gabriela, The...

:( That sucks. Tell ya what: if you're ever in the San Francisco Bay Area, let me know and I'll take you to Disneyland. Yeah, Anaheim is about a five-hour drive from here, but it's worth it. Besides, when you show up with your red-tipped cane, well get to go straight to the front of the line. No...

Posting on Freeones in our tighty whities from our moms' basements? Yeah, thanks, but I think I'll be better off unspoiled. :hatsoff:

So, you never answered my question from, like, 2 pages ago: what's your favorite ride at Disneyland? :(

Squally in a wet t-shirt?!? :drool1: :banana: :hit:

You're just bitter that you like crappy ****. It's ok, squally, I have some MGD that I keep in case I'm visited by a wus who can't handle real **** that you can have.

Oh, boy. Here we go again with you two. I'm gonna go grab a bucket of water and keep it handy, just in case...

Re: Breaking news! Beyonce is.... fuck it, I have no clue That's exactly what came to my mind when I saw it. By the power of Greyskull! :pukey:

Well, that explains a lot...

Hmm... I'll give him 24 more hours to start responding, and then I'll respond for him. :yinyang:

Oh, I got one! What's your favorite food?

Yeah, and Budweiser is the king of beers... :rolleyes:

Oh, you're just saying that because you don't know us in person. :elaugh:

Yeah, what Diva said. I've approved your posts, so that takes care of that. Welcome aboard! Enjoy your stay! :wave2:

What's some good Australian ****? I only know ******'s and Cooper's. Cooper's is great with, like, turkey wings. :)

I think it might have. ;)

Jaana, feel free to ignore this shithead. We're currently in the middle of the bureaucratic process of dealing with him, but these things take a while. If it were up to me (or any of the other mods) he would've been handled a while ago, but a troll's posts have to be reported by multiple members...

For those who say that they ***** out of a can, the only **** worth ******** out of a can is **** that isn't worth ******** in the first place. :pukey:

What's your favorite ride at Disneyland? The middle one.

Just how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could, indeed, chuck wood?

Trust me, you don't. Ever heard a dying cow? It's somewhere along those lines.

HOLY FUCKING DOGSHIT, ULYSSES IS BACK!!! :surprise: Good to have you here, sir! :hatsoff: Lots of inbreeding, ******, and deceit. How else do you think BlueBalls and ***** turned out the way they are?

So, if I were to take you in a glass... :blowjob: :D

I wouldn't trust him if I were you, but you're a big girl now, and you can make that choice yourself.