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I'lpass. There's too many bums that sport dreadlocks to think of the hairstyle as hot instead of smelly and dirty.

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx I see. Do you also call cucumbers gherkins like they do in England?

Dude, that's some serious **** right there. I've heard your dick can fall off if you leave it untreated for too long.

Well, when it comes to baseball I'm definitely a fair weather fan, plus their championship brought me PLENTY of work, so GO GIANTS! :tongue:

Don't encourage him! He already thinks too highly of himself. :scream: FAG!!! :scream: :thefinger

Right, but then how's he ever gonna film his masterpiece, Fantasy Fucking 1, if the star doesn't sign? Or is that another weirdo that I'm thinking of? :dunno:

Re: Katy Perry s tits at the Grammys last night YUM! (pics) Dear dawg, that girl's gonna have back problems when she gets older! :drool2:

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx What in the ****** hell is capsicum?!? I mean, I know that it's the chemical that makes peppers spicy, but what do you mean? Is it like a sauce or something? :confused:

Ssshhh!!! Don't say that too loudly! You're gonna get M12 all riled up!

So then why does Andrés have hairy palms? :confused:

Really? Then why were you asking about **** enemas the other day?

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx What are your favorite pizza toppings?

All firings must come in written form. In other words, PICS, OR I CALL BULLSHIT!!!

Wait, according to Catholics, isn't the papacy a calling from Dawg? By that reasoning, shouldn't he serve until death? I mean, he's essentially telling Dawg that his will supercedes Divine Will, right? :dunno:

Well, I'm glad you found it entertaining (:sarcasm:); however, I was responding to what squallumz said, hence the fact that I quoted his post. There's no need to be snarky. I think I'm done with this thread, anyway.

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx By larger you mean... ??? Someone who's 6'6", 220 is big. Someone who's 5'6", 220 is fat. :confused:

Where'd you runnoft to? :confused:

Funny you should mention that because when I was in the ninth grade I actually carved a wooden dildo during my math, chemistry, physics, and ecology classes. We had the same teacher for all of them, and he would let us do **** that was unimaginable to most teachers (he would let us smoke in...

This is my phone's background. :cool:

2 New Year's ago, Chris Isaak's B3 case dropped on my foot just behind where my shoe's steel toe ends, so I ended up with a broken left index toe. To this day I still can't straighten it completely (which makes it nearly impossible to run), and every once in a while it just shoots pain up my...

That sounds like an excellent idea! :D

They'll keep fighting... And they'll win! :thumbsup: Dude, are you fucking kidding me?!? Godzilla movies are the very reason why movies were ever invented to begin with! :cool:

Maybe she just thought she was carving a turkey. :dunno:

:( So what are we gonna do when I take you to Disneyland? :confused:

Starship Troopers. [/thread]

I've always interpreted it as the waist-to-hips ratio, regardless of the tits.

:lovecoupl Story

:noway: I much prefer girls with a big ass and small tits to girls with a big ass and big tits.

When you ride a roller coaster, is it fun or scary because you can't see what to expect? Or can you see enough to know what's coming? Sometimes I close my eyes because it's more fun that way, but that obviously doesn't compare to not seeing it at all.

Let the Jesus freak fest begin!

Pink Floyd - Pigs (Three Different Ones)

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx Bubble wrap Trestle boards Dear dawg, I wish they'd quit trying...

*****, are we still butt hurt because we didn't get picked?

Who would win in a race: Speedy Gonzalez or the roadrunner?

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx Why did the chicken cross the road?

If a girl has no tits and a big ass she can look hot. If a girl has big tits and no ass she looks lopsided.

It's definitely not Right Said Fred. :cool:

How's that working out for you, squally?

Told ya so. And you thought I was full of ****... :tongue:

You know what you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalottapus.

Oh, I thought the thread title said bar food, and I was just about to talk about the kick ass macaroni and grilled cheese sandwich I had at Bender's a few weeks ago. :drool2:

What about chicken feet? Ever tried those? What about turtle soup? ;)

Have you ever eaten frog legs?

The Who - Behind Blue Eyes

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx If you're out in public where most people don't know who you are, do you make yourself approachable to people, or are you like another OCSM who blocks herself off and doesn't like people approaching her? :douchebag: :dickhead:

I've never needed meds to do any of that...

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx I might be able to help you with that. :D

Jaana, do you believe in love at first sight? :chickendance: :sheep:

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx Ask that to Jaana. :chickendance: