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When you finally decide to go stand in line at the post office, can you send me some of those cookies you were talking about? Please? :shy:

Ooh!!! Can I watch?!? :D

Really? I did something similar one time when I went camping. After 2 days we ran out of milk, and I didn't know about it until after I poured my Lucky Charms into my bowl. Naturally, I poured the next closest thing to milk we had in the cooler into the cereal: Budweiser. :D

What's the stupidest thing you're ever done? Ghey

Squally's not gay, but his boyfriend is. :)

Oh I have my sources, which shall remain nameless. Rest assured, though, I know more about you than you think. :elaugh: Keep 'em coming. Sooner or later we'll find out who you were, and whether or not you're fit to stick around. :thumbsup:

Peanut butter or jelly?

I'll bet NOW you wish you'd replied to Petra's e-mail sooner, huh? ;)

I used to wear footed pajamas. When I was 7 years old.

Would that make you eligible to do midget porn? :laugh:

Where in the US did you live?

Absolutely nothing. I have almost 14,000 points just sitting there because I have no intention to buy anything. Well, actually, I do get the 10-point galleries whenever those are posted, but I literally never look at those. I just click "Buy" and go back to the board. I haven't looked through a...

That's got to be the best post you've ever made on Freeones. Not that there's much to choose from. If I didn't not give a fuck, or if I gave a little bit more of a fuck, I would nominate it for post of the week. :hatsoff: :goodpost:

Isn't it, like, RETARDEDLY fucking expensive there?

Here's one straight from George Carlin: what happens when a blind person drops acid?

I've noticed that blind people's eyes are always wandering up and down or side to side. Are you aware that you're doing it, or is it automatic? Also, do your ocular muscles tire as a result?

Ya know, I could tell you guys, but then I'd have to ban you. Permanently. The first rule of the ban club is that we don't talk about the ban club. I thought you said your desk was in Petra's office. :confused:

:kiss: :jump: :iloveyou:

Oh, happy day! I just moved about 20 of his spam threads to a place where they won't bother anyone! :jump:

Sorry, dude, but Sieg Heil! is beyond the scope of the freedom of speech allowed here. You, as a former moderator, should know that. If you wanna wear boots and braces, listen to Skrewdriver and English Rose, and get an 88 tattoo, more power to you, I have nothing against you for it. However, as...

I'm an equal opportunity asshole: I make fun of everyone; however, as a consequence, I know that I won't be getting laid. I'm not gonna be liked by a cripple after I've hobbled around her, or by the blind girl after I just compared her to a bat. :2 cents:

I don't think that excludes you as much as a comment such as: :facepalm:

...and you...

I don't know about all that, but what I had planned included Hershey's syrup, 2 midgets, a donkey, and a roll of polenta. :D

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Nope, they're graphic renderings of the imagination of some overweight, balding, middle-aged white guy sitting in front of his computer in his ***'s basement, wearing only his tighty whities. ;)

Hmmm... Maybe that's why I can't get any dates... :( Are you busy on Saturday night? :D

I don't know. Do you only date blind guys?

Have you ever gone on a blind date? :chickendance: :spin: :ban:

This Asian guy goes to the eye doctor. Doctor looks at him and says, "You've got a cataract." The Asian guy says, "No, no! I drive a Rincoln!" :D

I don't listen to Saline Dion.

I was just about to tell you an Asian joke, but then I remembered that you're Chinese, and now I don't have any jokes to tell you. :(

As catchy as it is when you sing it, I can't say I've ever heard it before. :tongue:

What in the ****** hell is All By Myself?!?

Is life in Finland really as depressing as I've heard?

Do you have a favorite color?

How to build a fifi :D

Do you speak English at home, or just Finnish?

South Park or ****** Guy?

When you were a *** what did you wanna be when you grew up?

If you were an ******, what would you be?

:wave:

Re: What European contry do you profile as? I'm not 100% certain, but I think it's related to a cuntry, which is the collective noun for a group of cunts.

Sir, yes, sir! Right away, sir! One slight logistical issue: I'm gonna need further administrative privileges to ban that scumbag team member that posted in this thread. I think I'm even quoting him in this post. :sheep:

Would it be possible to just get my red wings from her? :D :yummie:

What the fuck kind of low-fat crack have YOU been smoking?!? :joint:

As with squally, give it some time and you'll see that Andrés is as pleasant as a hemorrhoid. :hatsoff:

Audioslave - Getaway Car

Isn't that a Mexicanen resort on the Caribbeanen? :dunno:

When you read Braille, do you have to read with a certain finger, or can you read with any finger? Also, why do they have Braille on the buttons of a drive-thru atm? :lovecoupl