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I was gonna post a reference to Jimmy Buffett as my response, but I figure it might be too obscure for the average Freeones dingleberry to understand, so I'll just say that in San Francisco and my new home county of Alameda they charge 10¢ per bag at the store. Not just at the grocery store...

This is your chance, ladies and perverts, to get a candid look at everyone's (least) favorite Freeones team member. Originally hailing from some shithole in Holland, Ronald is currently Freeones' (insert job title here). He likes traveling to third world shitholes for vacation, and has delusions...

What did you try: painting your head, or an eight ball?

Now that, my good sir, is some quality stout. :glugglug: :hatsoff:

Paper or plastic?

Yes, of course they're finished bottles. I doubt he would be sending you full bottles. I wouldn't. :tongue:

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No, no, you don't understand. If someone disagrees with Petra there is no coming to an agreement; she simply eats the offender and moves on. :eek: My advice is to stay on her good side.

Uh oh. Petra's not gonna like you now. She hates competition. :cthulhu:

For those of you hatin' on bottles, I will say this: there are certain times when it just seems right to ***** out of a glass. For example, yesterday I was at Tommy's watching the Niners get bent over by the Ravens, and I ordered a **** that I'd never heard of before, Bière du Chocolat. It's a...

As a **** snob, I've had this discussion with people several times. I'm of the notion that **** should be drank straight from the bottle. ******** from a glass changes the oxygenation of the **** when it enters the mouth, thereby changing the flavor. Plus, depending on how reputable the...

When's your birthday?

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Holy ****! You have a shift key on your keyboard!!! :surprise:

That's Miracle Mane, you dildo!

I do not wax my back, ****** fucker! I jeri curl it! :cool:

Is it just open to OCSMs, or would you like to hear my rendition of Kiss From A Rose? :sing:

You might wanna check out this page. It gives quite a bit of information about melatonin.

Squally actually knows who you're talking about because he's watched all the Twilight movies. I think he's even been to the midnight premieres of the last two. Ghey/10.

Re: Clean-up in Aisle #67 & 68?? No problemo these days now with three more Mods to man the mops!! You gotta submit that in writing to the administrators.

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Re: Clean-up in Aisle #67 & 68?? No problemo these days now with three more Mods to man the mops!! It's already there. Look below where it says either posts and blog entries. Mine's at 0. ;)

Just found one, courtesy of Mayhem: the killer. :facepalm:

Flipping burgers at Mickey D's doesn't qualify you as an experienced chef, jenius. There are few things that gross me out more than Miracle Whip. Mayonnaise is disgusting, and marshmallows are vile (except after setting them on fire by a campfire), so anything that combines the two is...

I would say welcome to my world, Diva, only you're feeling it after a week and a half, and I've been doing it for about 10 years. Let's see, what I've found helpful in terms of staying somewhat awake for a four- or five-day run of rock 'n roll (those days are usually about 18 hours long) is...

Regular mustard or dijon? ;) Yeah, but then some asshole would ask you if you were tripping, and you'd get mad, and the whole ordeal would turn sour in a hurry.

Ya know, I'm really a lesbian at heart... :shy: :o

Alright, break it up, you two! Don't make me go get the hose. :tongue:

Boy, I'd sure like to be the meat in THAT lesbian sandwich! :D

Is Harry Balzac taken? Because if it's not, I'm copyrighting that ****.

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<--- McDonald's obviously has a better idea of what a good burger should be made of. :D

It's because you're geeky, so you fit right in. Either that, or showing your boobs might have something to do with it. flylicker

Do you live in Helsinki?

Aw, shucks, I'm blushing! :o :lovecoupl

Tommy's has buffalo chili and buffalo stew. :yummie:

Does that include me? :shy: :o

Well, now you're taking about semantics.

Don't do Jaana! The last time he offered an OCSM to take her out for a **** she was never heard from again! :eek:

You're 5'2½"?!? So you've grown 2½" since I saw you? :tongue: I know what you mean, though. I want that half inch to count too. :flaccid: :o I thought Sabrina Deep was about 5'5" or so. Then I saw a picture of her standing next to Howard Stern a few days after I worked on America's Got Talent...

Peanut butter or jelly?

What are you on about now? :confused:

I want some of whatever the fuck you're having! :joint:

Silly *****. Everyone knows pornstars don't have babies. Half of them can't cook anyways.

:clap: That is a great compliment/motivation/whateveryoucallit. :goodpost:

They only like them if they aren't Indian-Americans. :thumbsup:

Some band called Vintage Trouble that's opening for The Who.

I think you do a fine job at it without her help. :thumbsup: