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It looks big in the picture, and that's what counts. ;)

:chickendance:

Toasty, smoky, a bit light for a porter, with a tinge of heat, but not overpowering or spicy enough to say that it's hot. Nice, medium-brown head. It might've tasted better if I had let it sit at room temperature longer.

Ever try chipotle porter? I had some last night. It's a bit smoky, but I would definitely have it again.

Wait a minute, I thought we weren't doing Cleveland Steamers until next Tuesday night. :confused:

Wow! That's an even bigger ass than the thread starter! :drool2:

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx If you could be any ****** what would you be?

Wouldn't a mirror suffice for that?

I care! Just like I care to know why I have a rash on my scrotum and how long it'll be there for. :lovecoupl

I don't fucking know what that makes me, but I'm *****, and my belly's full, so I'm happy. :)

I just had a chipotle porter a minute ago. That **** was pretty good. I'm getting chicken and waffles right now.

What's going on, man?!? I'm fucking ***** right now!

I could've told you that! :thefinger

Wolf ****! You once said you were feeling cute when you signed up, so instead of going with squally, which you said is what people normally call you (is your name Pasqual, by any chance?), so you went with squallumz. :tongue:

Why? We're regular members like you, so why shouldn't we express our thoughts? I don't mean we should be flaming and harassing other members, but there's nothing wrong with telling it like it is.

It has just come to my attention that you should henceforth be called rutabaga. ;) http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?674814-Ask-me-anything-naughty-or-nice-or-dirty-amp-kinky-*hehe*-xXx&p=7382646&viewfull=1#post7382646

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx So Andrés is a rutabaga? :D

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx If dog is to avocado as accordion is to paraffin, then what is rutabaga?

Damn, you and I have SO much in common... :lovecoupl

fallhell. It's all about fallhell.

No, we despise you because you can't post a political thread in the politics section. :crash:

That would be one FAT fucking bird!

Who would win in a fight: a pitbull, or a Chihuahua that weighed as much as the pitbull?

Don't work around the word filter. Post a picture instead.

You know what amazes me about him? The fact that you turds with rep power haven't turned his red. Well, maybe not you per se, as your negative rep does as much damage as a toothless cat's bite, but the others with green rep.

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx Have you ever gone skydiving?

It probably doesn't hurt that the conditions of his parole stipulate that if he comes back to post count spam and antagonize other members his parole will be revoked and he will go back to the sin bin, as a lifer this time. ;)

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx Well, if you insist... I wouldn't want to seem rude and refuse your offer. :D

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx Are you doing anything for Valentine's Day? Wanna join me for lamb shanks at Tommy's Joynt? :lovecoupl :)

We're still going to the Barry Manilow show tonight though, right?

Happy, uh, whatever today is! :lovecoupl

Thank you! I hope you have a wonderful one as well. I must admit that your avatar makes me hungry. :flame: :lovecoupl

What backwards hellhole do you live in, again? Alabama?

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx The Flintstones or The Jetsons?

I can see them... :tongue:

Because she's a moderator. You really think she wants to give up all the glamour and glory of being a Freeones moderator to be an OCSM? Come on, buddy. Get with the program.

:scream: BACONSALT!!! :scream:

That's what the underside of my scrotum looks like. :)

The problem is that, if you look like me, shaving the boys would leave a very awkward-looking bald spot.

Fat Tire

I don't know about you, but I braid my toe hair. :cool:

Hang on a sec, Andrés is a vagina, so then why do we laugh at him? :dunno:

You know why I keep coming back to Freeones? Because I don't have a life. :( :helpme:

That is white trash at its finest! :)

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx What's your favorite ride at Disneyland?

Why, thank you! :) You WERE talking about me, weren't you?

Great idea there, Einstein. You see that some creep on the interwebz is looking for ways to stalk someone, and you further encourage him. Oh, wait, I forgot your response was just post count spam and you didn't mean anything by it. :dickhead:

I'll bet you $2 bucks I wouldn't because A) I think dreadlocks are disgusting, and B) I don't have a favorite pornstar. ;)

Yeah. I'm going to my simultaneous interpretation class, then coming back home. Alone. :(

What's your favorite pizza topping?