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I know that, numbnuts, but she doesn't have a specific ask me anything thread, which seem to be the latest fad on the board. :tongue:

Since she doesn't have one of these threads, I thought I'd just give her a little nudge with it. :D I have a question: has Lola's snoring ever woken you up?

I had a great thread idea for you! :D

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?

I c wut yu did thar.

That page won't load on my phone. :(

What happens to socks when they disappear from the dryer?

No, I'm actually on the other side of the Bay Bridge; I'm in Oakland. You know what's the longest bridge in the US? The San Francisco Bay Bridge, because it connects Africa and Fairyland.

Jesus Christ, either there's a bear hibernating in the apartment next door, or my neighbor snores pretty fucking loudly.

Didn't you say you wanted to surprise them during Spring Break? We're still going to their place, right?

I'm pretty sure everyone knows about your blog from the last 9,586,548,627,809,846,883 times you've created threads about it, so I don't think another one is necessary.

Those movies were terrible. Acting, script, dialogue, nudity, you get a better product from a Michael Bay movie. :*****:

First you become vegetarian, and now this ****? Sounds like you're preparing yourself for a big talk with your parents.

You're exteriorizing again, man.

Isn't that what they call teeth in Canadia?

You know what Chics dig? Good times. 8g6bUe5MDRo

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx Is Christmas paraphernalia in Australia associated with winter, or is it summer-related?

You're not gonna go all vodkazvictim on us, are you? :eek: Why do I sense that you have that thread on your favorites list?

Dude, I had a Hawaiian roommate who would seriously eat that ****, like, 12 times a day. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks, ***** food, hangover food, he would make excuses to eat that slop. I'm convinced that his ***** contained little chunks of Spam. Who cares about BAC, what's this guy's BSC...

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx If I were to visit Australia, where would you recommend going, when, and why?

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx :( Damn. You're the second person in the past 24 hours to tell me that. Last night some gay guy at the bar told me that I would be hot if I shaved my beard. Maybe you guys are on to something... :dunno:

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx Do you dig rugby? I joined a rugby club yesterday, and today I feel like I'd been run over by a freight train.

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Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx Beards: yay or nay?

Am I included in that group, Mr. Twat? :shy: :uohs: :iloveyou:

Dude, you can't imagine some of the horrifying images the moderators are exposed to when approving ****. Some of the gnarliest **** I've seen has been labeled "granny" or "GILF". I really wish there was a way to unsee some of this ****. :eek:

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx Have you ever broken any bones?

Great read. Thanks.

:pukey: I can't fucking stand artichokes.

And how about moving it to the proper section? Fucking Canucks... :facepalm:

Face painting :)

Ooh, Jane posted pictures of her ******* some guy... She's in trouble now... :naughtynaughty: :rules:

Are we projecting again, squally?

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx Aw, what a cute and charming fellow! Have you ever tried keeping one as a pet?

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx Should pornstars be allowed to buy girl scout cookies? :facepalm: :ban:

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx Are there any other Australian cartoon characters besides the Tasmanian Devil?

The Bee Gees

Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. One thing that's absolutely essential to pizza is a mountain of parmesan cheese on top. Seriously, if I can still see any of the mozzarella or any of the toppings it doesn't have enough parmesan. Because of that I get a lot of stares at pizzerias. :)

Give me Hawaiian with pesto sauce instead of tomato sauce. Bonus points if it's straight out of the fridge. :drool2: My rule of thumb is if it took a **** when it was alive it goes on my pizza. :) :pukey: Who likes man-spackle on their pizza?

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx Have you ever watched a haka in person?

Fixed!

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx What would you do for a Klondike bar?

You include R.E.M. in your poll, but you don't include ZZ Top? That's a thread fail, if ever I've seen one before.

So she was Sheriff Joe's guest? :eek:

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx What kind of car do you drive?

She's hogtied in my basement. She sends her regards.

If Nikki is 5'2", then I'm Chinese. Maybe with heels she's 5'2", but not barefoot. :tongue:

He can be ANYTHING you want him to be. He loves taking requests. His favorites are the ones where he has to put on pantyhose and a garter.

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx What happens to socks when they disappear in the dryer?