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:*****: :*****: :*****: Will she EVER do anything different?

Women shouldn't have **** until they've lost all possible hotness they could ever have.

Kira Kenner,, she avoids it like there's an acid bath flying toward her. I agree w/ the Krystal Steal thing, it's hilarious that horribly disgusted look she gets when it just so much as touches her. :rofl:

Thank you for addressing the inane McDonald's comment, Hedonis. "We" don't do anything. I don't know why but I guess I'll answer these I am an: US Born Citizen I started working at age: 10 Started working full-time at age: 25 Went to college X years: 4.5 Last graduated from: College - BS...

Always order your steak a little more cooked than you really want it. Restaurants are always trying to move things along so if you actually want it medium-rare, order it as "medium".

Ten Years After - "I'd Love to Change the World" Colors on the street, Red White & Blue People shufflin' their feet, people sleepin' in their shoes But there's a warning sign on the road ahead There's alot people sayin' we'd be better off dead

Looking great here too! :eek:

That doesn't bother me, it will just add to GW's already horrible reputation. I'm just glad these fucks had their day in court. And Fastow, that fucker will burn in hell for eternity.

I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or ****. All 3 I guess.

Jessica Rabbit, I like ***********.:thumbsup:

My Michelle - G n' R Welcome to the abandoned land come on in ***** take my hand here there's work or play ony 5 words to say as you go down....down......down.........

Stacked w/ Daniel Negreanu and anything Splinter Cell.

Commonly known as the "Clit Clang".

Peter Gabriel RR: Red Rain CTTM: Come Talk to Me B: Biko SH: Solsbury Hill DITD: Digging in the Dirt Ok, Here you go. Late 80's/Early 90's thrash metal band. Original Guitarist later earned a BFA in jazz performance from New School University. OTW: DOTW: FSID: TH: PWYP:

There's no way anyone in the adult industry is doing ****. ......and I saw Elvis in a diner yesterday.

Good Will Humping Shindler's Fist Dicks of Hazzard 40 Year Old Slut (Milf genre) American Booty In & Out in Beverly Hills Shaft Meet the Fuckers Two For the Money Shot Desparately Seeking Semen Matrix II: Unloaded Don't Be a Menace to Canoga Park while Fucking Your Whores in the Ass I'm gonna...

Not really, the swelling went down after a day or two. :banger:

I think the nicest thing you could do for her is have a 3-way with Michelle Lopez.

No. No, unfortunately it's not. I don't know where you guys found this picture but I assure you: I was very young and I REALLY needed the money.:eek:

Right on D-Rock. Besides the filth and the rednecks, the $.40 I save on fucking mayonnaise is not worth the 15 minutes I stand in line behind some 400 lb grubby trailer dweller buying $200 worth of Cheetos and pickled pigs feet. Know this for sure though D-Rock, you ARE making a difference by...

Mr. Wolf: I'm too lazy to research anything so you please just send me a link or at least a fax of your trusted source of information on the demographics and the habits of bus drivers in the Gulf Coast region of the United States? I guess bus drivers can be alot of things but I am sure "well...

They are the foundation for a working relationship.:thumbsup:

Maybe she meant "Don't show this to anybody until I learn how to turn on some lights and operate a camera"

I try not to think about the next 2 years and 5 months, it'll just make me naseous.

I like to use a technique commonly known as the "Two Finger Magillicutty"

Walmart is a deplorable American institution. Everything about it is dirty. Just look at the parking lot and then at the throngs of filth walking into the place. As a wise man once said "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public". And this explains the...

I'll give a dollar to anyone who can read through that whole jumbled mess of verbosity without getting a GIANT HEADACHE. Is this intended to amuse us, inform us, or make us just say "what the fuck?"

Pussy is in the lead and ass is in second place, just edging out the tits by a nose!

I want to bang her too :banger:

The ass by far. I'll put my tongue so far up that puckered starfish that'll I'll carve my initials on...you know what I'm talking about.

It's all good but at the end of the day a blow job is king.:blowjob:

you you you you you see see see see see See how easy that is? "c how e z that iz?" took me just as long to type.

Her MIND.

Re: Paris Hilton Nip Slip "worthless piece of ****" was a phrase invented for the express purpose of describing Paris Hilton, and that ****-huffer who was with her.

Re: Can you name 10 girls you'd like to fuck this very instant? In various places I found these girls: Damn, someone must think that an STD is a fine addition to any set of luggage.

like the pirate dude said, show us something :banger:

http://photos.freeones.com/v_various/Earl_Miller/Silvia_Saint_001/html/photo_020.shtml This to me ends the whole "perfect ass" debate.

Yeah, good markings, healthy looking hips - but I'd have to check the teeth to make sure :hatsoff: :rofl:

Gauge - that tiny little girl stuffs so much fat cock up her ass it's amazing.

Re: Paris Hilton Nip Slip Got I fucking **** her so much: http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/05/brandon-davis-loves-fire-crotch.html That crew pretty much does personify all the levels of wrongness in the world today.

You're wrong but do you know the guy's name?

It would be wrong to not say that. :thumbsup:

Re: ******** jizz from condom I was watching one of those gang bang vids a long time ago. About 25 scuzzy dudes were lined up to nail this chick and she made it top priority to make sure every guy came in her mouth. So it's the usual 2 or 3 guys doing something to her and a bunch of other...

That's fucking awesome! That chick is either a pretty good actor or she really needs cum on her face. I figured there'd be some guy at the end of the clip blowing a big ole snogger on here but I guess we'll just have to hope she eventually got what she was looking for. Great concept anyway.

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Do you have that same meandering set of text saved in Word, ready to copy and paste at a moment's notice? I see that same post an awful lot.

While we're "comparing" pot to tobacco and ******* I think it's even more poignant to compare it the ***** that are legal right now. Have you seen a commercial for some of these ************ *****? If you live in the US of course you have, it probably constitutes half the advertizements we see...

No **** Sanchez (hah, no pun intended). Darren James is that dumb fuck that did about the stupidest thing you can ever do. Ok, fucking a girl in the ass unprotected is a pretty stupid thing to do. Doing that while filming a porn movie is even dumber, right? Well, not only did he do both of...

Becauses the WE that ARE the pinnacle of evolution don't dump boiling water on 4 year old girls and beat them with axe handles. That's how.

YES!