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    Would you Guys have Sex with a Shemale ?

    Barry, They're called "open minds" and without them this world would be a VERY dull place.
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    Do you take it in the?

    That's some funny fucking **** right there!
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    How long would you last

    Sylvia said it lasted 47 seconds, of which I am very proud :banger:
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    Steeler's Quarterback

    That's good to hear, sounds like he's just taking his lumps like the down to earth modest guy he is. He's got a high profile and it would be even better if other people starting wearing helmets after all this.
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    Hot Lesbian eats out her friends pussy

    This dude is nothing more than a spammer for ironbabes. :ban2:
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    FreeOnes BBQ

    Sylvia Saint (for dessert) Neil Young (for entertainment) My Neighbor Joe (he's HILARIOUS)
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    Cybill Shepard

    She was something before electricity :thumbsup:
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    what if jennifer lopez.......

    He's right. I looked up "gay" in the dictionary and here's what I found: Gay (Latin Origin) 1. having an affinity and sexual attraction to members of the same sex. 2. not of the opinion that Jennifer Lopez is hot. I tried to look this up in Websters Collegiate Dictionary but the only...
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    Need a Male Co-Star any suggestions

    Joey Silvera
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    Top five things every guy should know how to do

    1. Change a tire 2. Chug a 12 oz **** in under 5 seconds 3. Properly and safely operate a rifle 4. Grill a steak to perfection 5. Fold Pocket Kings when faced with a raise and a re-raise from a very tight player early in a tournament.
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    Paris Hilton

    Like a pro? She gives head like the disinterested space cadet she is and her vagina smells like a landfill, in central Florida, on a 98 degree July afternoon. Words can't express how much I **** this worthless pile of filth.
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    Steeler's Quarterback

    Stupid also had a car pull out right in front of him while riding in control on a city street. Stupid to not wear helmet? Yes. Completely at fault? No. Likelihood stupid will wear helmet in future? Hopefully 100%
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    Favorite Form of Roleplay?

    Other: Boss/Job Applicant scenario. Love that one.
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    sylvia saint is too hot

    That's a subliminal tattoo meaning "someday I will find Peter Gazinya's house".
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    What do pornstars drive?

    Dude, 1998 was a looooong time ago. And I'm going out on a limb here and guess that those H2s, Porsches, and Vettes at the high roller strip club belonged to hmmm......the customers?
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    Need a Male Co-Star any suggestions

    So..you want my address, email, or phone number?
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    Shyla Stylez

    Gentleman this is awesome news! The steaming hot pile of come fuck me is back in the business of being pelted by the semen of random men! I feel like celebrating :glugglug: Who's with me? :banger:
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    Jessica Biel

    Without a doubt the nicest, healthiest looking body in all of Hollywood.
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    Half full-Half empty?...

    In that case it would be empty very quickly :****: :****:
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    Squirting?

    Hey Fox, do you have any books on tape? It's really difficult to read AND lick pussy at the same time.
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    Half full-Half empty?...

    I doesn't have ANY **** in it at all so it's not really worth taking the time to label anyway.
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    Steeler's Quarterback

    Holy ****, great post Eddie - I did not know the intracacies of that helmet law but that seems to be an even better argument that they should have never fucked with it.
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    Steeler's Quarterback

    I love these discussion boards. It gives people a chance to come on here and feel all warm and fuzzy about themselves as they tell everybody how they wear a seat belt, that bikes are dangerous but by golly whenever they get on one they wear a helmet, always use a condom, only an idiot would do...
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    Who do you think of?

    I generally think of the bills I have to pay and the escalating state of unrest in the Middle East, keeps me from "finishing" too soon. :rubbel:
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    Favorite Porn scene

    My favorite porn scene was the "Ice Dildo" scene with Janine and Julia Ann in the Andrew Blake film "Hidden Obsessions". There are many a nice scene where some physically fit dude heaps load upon load semen upon the face of a gorgeous porn goddess but for it's unique eroticism, the Ice Dildo...
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    what if jennifer lopez.......

    Nah, she'd be like number 427.
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    Name That Band Game

    As always, great work Holdol, That next one has gotta be the Eagles VOL - Victim of Love TLR - The Long Run ICTYW - I Can't Tell You Why LITFL - Life in the Fast Lane AG - Already Gone Band with brief career, incredibly fresh original sound, and a very talented, much too young dead guitar...
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    Name That Band Game

    Travelin' Wilburys NBM - New Blue Moon TDBB - ?? HWC - Handle with Care EOTL - End of the Line RIP George Harrison & Roy Orbison Punk Band out of Washington, DC area OOS TA MT IF IDWHI
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    Paris Hilton

    SCUM OF THE EARTH:ban:
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    Best American City/Worst American City

    Best: Intercourse, PA :love-smi: Worst: Newark, NJ :banger:
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    Women who are "too perfect"?

    No matter how hot she is, some guy somewhere is sick of her ****. Except for Sylvia Saint, who undoubtedly shits ice cream and farts perfume.:bowdown:
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    Name That Band Game

    Not my favorite but it's Supertramp GS - Goodbye Stranger COTC - Crime of the Century BWR - ****** Well Right TTLWH - Take the Long Way Home LS - Logical Song 80s Hair Metal BFM LOC WCJ LID RAR
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    Name That Band Game

    You are all over it Holdol, respect :thumbsup:
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    Build your perfect pornstar

    Silvia Saint. Done.
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    Abu Musab al-Zarqawi Dead

    As long as there are people who suck there will always be terrorism. People will always suck, and we will keep ******* them.
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    Name That Band Game

    MMS - Make Me Smile TBF - To Be Free B- Beginnings DARKWTII - Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is? SITP -Saturday In The Park Chicago. Now that we've reached incredible levels of obscurity with "Cliff Richard" (yeah, big household name amongst the British AARP set) let's see if I can put...
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    So that explains the asshole behind my car...

    What an incredibly bad smelling, highly piled load of steaming bullshit. Can't people just be "assholes" anymore?
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    Iraqi Civilians Massacred

    Neither of you were there so why do you two ever bother acting like you have any idea what happened? That's the way it is, get a helmet.
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    Chicks smoking weed, then screwing?

    That's the thing. Some people have this misconception that ********* is this out of control **** that possesses you to do things you otherwise would never do, with no cognizant recollection of any of your actions. I guess they just need to know the it is much milder than that. The...
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    I just got really depressed :(

    He's right but I also think it's a good idea to also write down all the NEGATIVE things that you're thinking. Dreams, goals, and aspirations are one thing but you've also got to be honest with yourself. Writing down the bad stuff will also give yourself new perspective on how negative you're...
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    Lanny Barbie / Lanny Barby

    Re: Lanny Barbie / Barby Ditto, you just don't fix what ain't broken. How ironic she was hanging out with Tera "To Hell with Natural Beauty" Patrick in that last set.
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    Chicks smoking weed, then screwing?

    Uh, dude, the guy pulled out. Didn't you see the cum on her tits?
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    Paperbag Blowjob - Has it been done before? *pics*

    Is that called a glory bag? Either way, I wish I had that idea on some of those ******* college nights.
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    Chicks smoking weed, then screwing?

    Yeah, for some reason chicks getting high and naked is a tasty combination. Pot often has the effect of "feeling intensification", making sex while high that much better. :banger: :pimpdaddy:
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    I just got really depressed :(

    Wow, 20 years and you haven't conquered the world? What are you waiting for dude? Go do something, hit on chicks, ***** alot, buy a motorcycle. Anything to get you out of your funk. From what you say, you lament the fact that you've never done anything out of the ordinary. Well, go do it.
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    Fetish question....

    Not me! Keep on ******* and taking pictures of it :thumbsup:
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    Iraqi Civilians Massacred

    That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying something happened and at least it is not being ignored by the people that can punish the offenders. And no amount of keyboard-driven spew will change that either. I take no comfort in "the authorities are looking into it." Actually, my wording was...
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    Silvia Saint / Sylvia Saint

    http://ww4.viewpornstars.com/gallery2/Silvia-Saint-2005/2viewpornstarssilviasaint057.jpg Imagine waking up to that! Simply amazing Excellent work as always, stek1983 1
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    Fetish question....

    Rebekah Dee I like your *** So let us all see your golden stream. I completely disagree with anyone saying *** is offensive. It's artistically beautiful.
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    Iraqi Civilians Massacred

    Understandably, yes I have. But I don't matter. I am not a Marine in Iraq and I have no authority over the behavior of Marines over in Iraq. Whether I am completely desensitized to all this death (which I certainly am) or I cry myself ****** every night over all this loss of life, I will...
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